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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

A Mostly True Memoir

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By: Jenny Lawson
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Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut.

Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel", "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband", "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking", and "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane".

©2012 Jenny Lawson (P)2012 Penguin
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Alas, poor Jenny…
"Just like the taxidermized, Yorick-like mouse on the cover, Let's Pretend This Never Happened is awkward, weird, and hilarious—as is the writer, Jenny Lawson, of The Bloggess fame. Her narration, too, makes this listen truly sing—quite literally when she belts out the chapter titles like a manic, singsong opera star. The whole package is so genuine and vulnerable that I frequently laughed to the point of tears as she regaled her experiences dealing with anxiety, depression, and social missteps. This is a title that could only be written by Lawson herself."
Sean T., Audible Editor

Hilarious Anecdotes • Raw Authenticity • Entertaining Personality • Relatable Struggles • Emotional Depth
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I can identify with the author (who I loved the fact she recorded the audio for it) who shows us life isn't perfect but you can still roll with the punches and enjoy the ride!

If you need a laugh this is it!

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Such a great book and really good read!! So freaking funny!!! If you need a good laugh totally listen to this book!

So hilarious!!

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this was a pretty funny stories from a sure enough active imagination. maybe ADHD. the only part that could have been left out is the screeching singing at the start of each chapter...ewwwe. otherwise good book.

so funny

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I think this bitch just might be my kindred spirit. Funniest. Shit. Ever. I so heart Jenny motherfucking Lawson y'all!!

Soul mates

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Story of my life. Well not exactly but I enjoyed it and love your sense of humor! We could definitely hang out!

separated at birth

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Chapter intros are the best, each chapter got me wanting more, she's amazing. Jenny is awesome.

Love this book. Jenny "Awesome"

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I was about to lose an Audible credit and this was at the top of my recommendations list, so I figured why not. I cannot believe how funny this is, and I feel like the author reading it herself adds so much dimension to the stories.

Unexpectedly brilliant and hysterical

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I loved this start to finish!! Jenny tells the story wonderfully, making life's awkward moments into something wonderful and worth remembering.

awesome!!!

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So much fun to hear Jenny share her stories. I own at least three copies of everything she has published.

LOVE Jenny LAWSON!!!

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A rare book that was smart enough and funny enough to make me laugh out loud.

Loved it!

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