Lord of the Rings crossed with cage fighters..wow

I've always wanted to read this and the listen makes it so easy. It has much more meaning than you could get out of text. Now you gotta be a nut for this stuff but it is worth it to listen to the whole thing and get into the song of it. Since it was designed to be sung over days . It is a commitment but you get to hear the roots of Tolkein. Worth the effort.

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nearly perfect, certainly heroic

a handful of points where the reader had to restart a sentence that could have been edited out. still, pretty amazing.

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Classic story - ruined by the narration

As a student of Finnish who has read Kalevala in Finnish, it is completely unacceptable to me that a narrator of this epic tale was not coached to pronounce properly the very few Finnish words in this epic tale, like Väinämöinen and Kalevala! The pronunciations were awful and painful to hear.
Frankly, the nasally narrator is atrocious and very hard to listen to. I am struggling to get through it.

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A classic, great fun

Reads like an epic fantasy novel, with strange heroes and creatures, many adventures, some humorous, some spooky, a real joy to get caught up in. Longfellow borrowed the rhythmic scheme for "Hiawatha"; this scheme adds to Kalevala's hypnotic spell. Well narrated.

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Beer Making, Heroic Wooing, and Magical Singing!

If you like epic poems like The Odyssey, if you are interested in a big influence on Tolkien (especially his Silmarillion), or if you enjoy fantasy full of exuberant imagination, you should read The Kalevala (1835/49) by Elias Lonnrot. As a doctor in the early 19th century, Lonnrot traveled around Finland listening to people singing the ancient stories of the legendary founding heroes of their land, copying the songs, and editing and assembling them into a coherent whole in 1835 and more completely in 1849. The national epic of Finland, the Kalevala reveals Finnish culture even as it tells entertaining stories that explore the dark and bright places in the human heart.

The Kalevala recounts the conflict between two regions and cultures, fair Kalevala (or Wainola), "the home of heroes," versus the dismal Sariola (or Pohyola or Lapland), "where the ogres flourish." Three main hero-wizards live in Kalevala: wise Wainamoinen, the ancient bard respected for his comprehensive knowledge and wonderful singing; skilled Ilmarinen, the blacksmith "metal-maker" famed for the miraculous creations of his hands; and handsome Lemminkainen, the momma's boy infamous for his reckless courage and play with maidens. In addition to their superhuman abilities, the heroes possess all too human flaws. The Kalevala even features a compelling anti-hero called Kullervo, born with too much magic and "ill-nurtured" without enough love, destroying all he sets his hand to. And toothless Louhi, hostess of never-pleasant Pohyola, a witch-matriarch with an endless supply of beautiful daughters, is more than a match in magic and cunning for the heroes she finds as wicked as they find her.

John Martin Crawford's 1888 translation of the epic into English is a pleasure to read. Crawford translated The Kalevala in a trochaic tetrameter rhythm similar to that of the original Finnish poem: "MOUNtains DANCE and VALleys LISten." And like other oral epic poems, the Kalevala enjoyably repeats epithets for proper names (e.g., "Kullerwoinen, wicked wizard") and accumulates paraphrasing examples, as when wild Lemminkainen sweet-talks a maiden he's ravished:

"My sweet strawberry of Pohyola,

Still thine anguish, cease thy weeping,

Be thou free from care and sorrow,

Never shall I do thee evil,

Never will my hands maltreat thee,

Never will mine arms abuse thee,

Never will my tongue revile thee,

Never will my heart deceive thee."

Reader Robert Bethune reads the poetry with intensity and fluidity. He only changes his voice slightly for the different characters, but he amplifies emotions when characters are wicked, angry, joyful, or sad. My only criticism of the audiobook is that it lacks the interesting and helpful introduction by Crawford.

There are many impressive moments in the epic, among them youthful Youkahainen engaging in a duel of magical knowledge with ancient Wainamoinen; wise Wainamoinen learning (too late) the identity of a wonderful fish he catches; handsome Lemminkainen's mother raking the river of death for his body parts; grieving Ilmarinen smithying a cold bride of gold; wicked Kullervo asking his magical god's sword if it would like to drink his life-blood; minstrel Wainamoinen playing his magical pike's jaw harp and singing so as to reduce everyone to tears, including himself; reckless Lemminkainen singing in his screeching voice at an inopportune time; and vengeful Louhi pursuing the stolen magic sampo.

Surprisingly, the epic devotes more time to wooing than to fighting: a few lines to summarize an offstage battle, hundreds of lines to detail the impossible tasks of a suitor, or the food, drink, and speeches of a wedding feast, or the things a bride loses and gains by marrying, or the different roles of a good wife and a good husband. The Kalevala also relishes the good things of life, like barley-beer, honey-biscuits, hot baths, and cuckoo song. It is also full of humor and charm, as in the nicknames for bears (honey-paw) and bees (honey-birdling). And the epic teaches good behavior in daily life, from how to clean house to how to be a good person.

Best of all, in the world of the Kalevala, everything is alive, magical, sentient, and articulate: artifacts (ships, sledges, snowshoes, etc.), flora (aspens, oaks, berries, etc.), fauna (reindeer, eagles, snakes, etc.), and even fire, iron, and paths. Everything has its own desires, depending on its nature and role in the story. Magic itself has a system, for the better your voice and the greater your wisdom and knowledge, the more powerful and effective your magic will be. The best wizards master things by singing their origins and traits and then singing what they'd like them to do or not to do. The best mages are able to shape-change, make magical tools, conjure hosts of heroes, control the elements, and request the aid of the gods.

The Finnish singers of the Kalevala were such bard-mages, and when we read their songs we make their magic.

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Great Book

This is John Martin Crawford’s 1888 translation of the Kalevala. Though some of the language may be a little outdated it is one of the few English translations that tried to keep the original trochaic tetrameter rhyme pattern. While some may enjoy a more modern translation like Keith Bosley’s 1989 translation (published by Oxford University Press), I don’t think you could ask for a better translation to be read aloud. It almost becomes more of a song than a book. I love that the Kalevala not only has the warrior and magic events of a typical epic, but also some great scenes of home life such as the wedding feast. This is defiantly a book to listen too.

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Not for the car

Would you try another book from Elias Lonnrot and John Martin Crawford (translator) and/or Robert Bethune?

I am from the US and I am touring Scandinavia. I wanted to learn more about the culture so I bought this audiobook to listen to in the car. It's pretty traditional and repetitive ... but the killer is the way it is read lulled me to sleep. Not good while driving.

Has Kalevala: The Ancient Epic of Finland turned you off from other books in this genre?

No

How did the narrator detract from the book?

Made me sleepy to listen to it; too much repetition.

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Sing song narration... not for multitaskers.

This was my first exposure to the Kalevala. I suspect the singsong rhythm of the narrator is appropriate to this classic, but it puts me to sleep.
I personally can't follow what's goin on an who's doing what. I might try this back to this another time.

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