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Mark Kermode
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Mark Kermode
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To avoid fainting, keep repeating it's only a move ..only a movie ..only a movie ..only a movie
If you grew up believing that Planet of the Apes told you all you needed to know about politics, that Slade in Flame was a savage exposé of the pop world, and that The Exorcist revealed the meaning of life, then you probably spent far too many of your formative years at the cinema. Just as likely, you soon would have realised that there was only one career open to you - you'd have to become a film critic.
In It’s only a Movie, the incomparable Mark Kermode takes us into the weird world of a life lived in widescreen. Join him as he embarks on a gut-wrenching journey through the former Soviet Union on the trail of the low budget horror flick Dark Waters, cringe as he's handbagged by Helen Mirren at the Bafta awards ceremony, cheer as he gets thrown out of the Cannes film festival for heckling in very bad French, and don't forget to gasp as he's shot at while interviewing Werner Herzog in the Hollywood hills.
Written with sardonic wit and wry good humour, this compelling cinematic memoir is genuinely ‘inspired by real events’.
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- Bob Homan
- 11-20-10
Very funny stories about the love of movies
I noticed this because of the cover, but the audio sample hooked me. I loved this book. Mark Kermode, who also does a BBC show that you can find in podcast about movies, writes and narrates this. I had no idea who he was before this, but after listening, I'm a big admirer.
He talks a lot about a variety of movies: The Exorcist, Mama Mia, Blue Velvet, The Queen, Breaking the Waves, Silent Running, Hellraiser, Local Hero, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, The Evil Dead, and others with funny observations and personal notes.
The funniest parts are his first time on the radio, his ill-fated trip to newly capitalized Russia and his trip to the US to interview his favorite celebrities.
If you appreciate movies, especially cult or horror movies, you'll like this book.
Because of this book, I now subscribe to the Kermode and Mayo podcast, which updates every Friday with interviews and usually funny movie reviews.
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- Vales Tales
- 06-19-15
Pure Witter-tainment - only deeper, & richer
If one can get past the laughs (not easy, because there are so many), this not only an amusing autobiographical piece of storytelling, but a deep love story: a love story about a man an his muse - movies.
Kermode reads his own writing the same way he speaks on the BBC: with wit, self-deprecating humor, but also with his passion for all things cinema.
I will have to listen to it more than once, because, frankly, I was often laughing too hard to get all the details of this audio "movie" "inspired by true events", directed, produced, written, scored and read by the Professor.
Highest recommendation - and check out his podcasts, both with & w/o Simon Mayo. Yes, you'll be addicted, but it's worth the monkey(s) on your back & every minute of your time, and every megabyte of storage & bandwidth.
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- Brooke L. Morris
- 06-22-16
I just love Mark.
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The best part of the book is definitely the story of Werner Herzog getting shot, which a brief google search will give you footage of.
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- Dan
- 02-21-20
Probably not what you're expecting
I got this while on a film book spree and needed some audiobooks to get thru a busy work period. I've always found kermode slightly arrogant and annoying, but generally enjoy his reviews. Sadly, he's much more palatable in small portions. Without a producer telling him to wrap things up, he drones on endlessly about the most mundane stories that have nothing to do with film.
The early chapters about his love of cinema and discovery of horror are enjoyable, but quickly give way to entire chapters devoted to being a confused brit in new york, a confused brit in LA, and a confused uncomfortable brit in russia.
If these are the highlights of 20+ years of reviewing film, then he's led a remarkably dull life given his proximity to such an interesting profession.
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