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Mark Binder
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Mark Binder
About this listen
"Binder is a skilled writer and performer, and in these stories he's as charming as ever… hilarious.” (USA Today Network)
Fun, funny, spooky adventures from an Audie Audiobook Award nominated author and narrator—with genetic mutations, insane bullies, explosions, poisonous snakes, ghosts and other assorted comic mishaps.
My sister Ellen and I didn’t get along. It's not that we didn’t love each other, we just couldn’t stand each other.
This book makes your family seem normal!
Warning! May contain traces of snake venom and slug slime.
Mark Binder is an award-winning author and professional storyteller, who tours the world sharing stories with listeners of all ages.
Find him @markbinderbooks and listen to live versions on Spotify
©2008 Mark Binder (P)2022 Mark BinderListeners also enjoyed...
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