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- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
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Publisher's summary
A standalone darkly humorous thriller set in modern America's age of anxiety, by New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin.
Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC.
But there are rules:
He cannot look inside the box.
He cannot ask questions.
He cannot tell anyone.
They must leave immediately.
He must leave all trackable devices behind.
As these eccentric misfits hit the road, rumors spread on social media that the box is part of a carefully orchestrated terror attack intended to plunge the USA into civil war.
The truth promises to be even stranger, and may change how you see the world.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
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In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way.
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This whole city is a butt that farts horror.
- By Claudia H on 03-03-16
By: David Wong, and others
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
By: David Wong
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The Unnoticeables: A Novel
- The Vicious Circuit, Book 1
- By: Robert Brockway
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Emily Foster, Scott Merriman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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There are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is "you" gets solved.
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Left wanting
- By Michelle L. Baron on 08-08-15
By: Robert Brockway
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This World Is Not Yours
- By: Kemi Ashing-Giwa
- Narrated by: Catherine Ho
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
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This World Is Not Yours by USA Today bestseller Kemi Ashing-Giwa is the perfect blend of S. A. Barnes's space horror and Cassandra Khaw's beautiful but macabre worlds. An action-packed, inventive novella about a toxic polycule consumed by jealousy and their attempts to survive on a hostile planet.
By: Kemi Ashing-Giwa
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The Bright Falls Mystery Saga
- By: C. T. Phipps, Michael Suttkus
- Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 28 hrs and 29 mins
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Now available in a single volume, the complete Bright Falls Mysteries saga! Follow Jane Doe who is a weredeer, the least-threatening shape-changer species in the world. Blessed with the ability to turn furry at will, and psychically read objects, Jane has done her best to live a normal life, working as a waitress at the Deerlightful Diner. She has big dreams of escaping life in the supernatural-filled town of Bright Falls, Michigan. Unfortunately, her dreams are ruined by the sudden murder of her best friend's sister, in an apparent occult killing.
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Fun Mystery Series
- By Ryan on 03-04-23
By: C. T. Phipps, and others
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Evil in Me
- By: Brom
- Narrated by: Shahjehan Khan, Stephanie Németh-Parker
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Aspiring musician Ruby Tucker has had enough of her small rural town and dysfunctional family. But a falling out with her best friend and bandmate has killed her dreams of escaping and making it big in the Atlanta punk scene. While helping her eccentric neighbor organize his religious artifacts, an ancient ring clamps down on her finger—possessing her with the spirit of a blood-thirsty demon. There’s no exorcizing it unless hundreds of people chant a spell to set Ruby free.
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Nothing
- By amy knight on 10-10-24
By: Brom
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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
- Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
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In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way.
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This whole city is a butt that farts horror.
- By Claudia H on 03-03-16
By: David Wong, and others
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
By: David Wong
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The Unnoticeables: A Novel
- The Vicious Circuit, Book 1
- By: Robert Brockway
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Emily Foster, Scott Merriman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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There are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is "you" gets solved.
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Left wanting
- By Michelle L. Baron on 08-08-15
By: Robert Brockway
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This World Is Not Yours
- By: Kemi Ashing-Giwa
- Narrated by: Catherine Ho
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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This World Is Not Yours by USA Today bestseller Kemi Ashing-Giwa is the perfect blend of S. A. Barnes's space horror and Cassandra Khaw's beautiful but macabre worlds. An action-packed, inventive novella about a toxic polycule consumed by jealousy and their attempts to survive on a hostile planet.
By: Kemi Ashing-Giwa
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The Bright Falls Mystery Saga
- By: C. T. Phipps, Michael Suttkus
- Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 28 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Now available in a single volume, the complete Bright Falls Mysteries saga! Follow Jane Doe who is a weredeer, the least-threatening shape-changer species in the world. Blessed with the ability to turn furry at will, and psychically read objects, Jane has done her best to live a normal life, working as a waitress at the Deerlightful Diner. She has big dreams of escaping life in the supernatural-filled town of Bright Falls, Michigan. Unfortunately, her dreams are ruined by the sudden murder of her best friend's sister, in an apparent occult killing.
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Fun Mystery Series
- By Ryan on 03-04-23
By: C. T. Phipps, and others
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Evil in Me
- By: Brom
- Narrated by: Shahjehan Khan, Stephanie Németh-Parker
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Aspiring musician Ruby Tucker has had enough of her small rural town and dysfunctional family. But a falling out with her best friend and bandmate has killed her dreams of escaping and making it big in the Atlanta punk scene. While helping her eccentric neighbor organize his religious artifacts, an ancient ring clamps down on her finger—possessing her with the spirit of a blood-thirsty demon. There’s no exorcizing it unless hundreds of people chant a spell to set Ruby free.
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Nothing
- By amy knight on 10-10-24
By: Brom
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Countess
- By: Suzan Palumbo
- Narrated by: Chanté McCormick
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Virika Sameroo lives in colonized space under the Æerbot Empire, much like her ancestors before her in the British West Indies. After years of working hard to rise through the ranks of the empire’s merchant marine, she’s finally become first lieutenant on an interstellar cargo vessel. When her captain dies under suspicious circumstances, Virika is arrested for murder and charged with treason despite her lifelong loyalty to the empire. Her conviction and subsequent imprisonment set her on a path of revenge, determined to take down the evil empire that wronged her.
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Not Monte Cristo
- By William on 09-19-24
By: Suzan Palumbo
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Guillotine
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Ashby
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
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Thrift fashionista Dez Lane doesn't want to date Patrick Ruskin; she just wants to meet his mother, the editor-in-chief of Nouveau magazine. When he invites her to his family's big Easter reunion at their ancestral home, she's certain she can put up with his arrogance and fend off his advances long enough to ask Marie Caulfield-Ruskin for an internship someone with her pedigree could never nab through the regular submission route. But once all the family members are on the island and the ferry has departed, things take a dark turn.
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SO FUN AND SURPRISINGLY GORY
- By Bradley on 09-27-24
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car, setting off a chain of events with apocalyptic potential. Soon, Jack finds himself entangled in a supernatural conspiracy involving monster hunters, sociopaths, doomsday cultists, and...garden gnomes?
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Fever House
- A Novel
- By: Keith Rosson
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
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When leg-breaker Hutch Holtz rolls up to a rundown apartment complex in Portland, Oregon, to collect overdue drug money, a severed hand is the last thing he expects to find stashed in the client’s refrigerator. Hutch quickly realizes that the hand induces uncontrollable madness: Anyone in its proximity is overcome with a boundless compulsion for violence. Within hours, catastrophic forces are set into motion.
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Finished it - barely
- By Margaret Goldstein on 11-02-23
By: Keith Rosson
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Sky Full of Elephants
- By: Cebo Campbell
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon, Erin Ruth Walker, Janina Edwards
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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One day, a cataclysmic event occurs: all of the white people in America walk into the nearest body of water. A year later, Charlie Brunton is a Black man living in an entirely new world. Having served time in prison for a wrongful conviction, he’s now a professor of electric and solar power systems at Howard University when he receives a call from someone he wasn’t even sure existed: his daughter Sidney, a nineteen-year-old left behind by her white mother and step-family.
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A powerful set of concepts
- By MGW on 10-17-24
By: Cebo Campbell
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The Escher Man
- By: T. R. Napper
- Narrated by: Nick Atkinson
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Your name is Endel ‘Endgame’ Ebbinghaus. It is Saturday, 3 September, 2101. You’re head of security for Mister Long, boss of the Macau Syndicate, a drug cartel. Your memories are being wiped and rewritten. You keep this log because you’re hard-pressed to remember what day it is. But today is a special day, mate. This is your last day on the job.” ‘Endgame’ is a violent man, the perfect enforcer. But Endel is also a father and husband—haunted by the memories of his estranged family, and the life they once had.
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Napper does it again!
- By Robert H. on 10-04-24
By: T. R. Napper
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New Arcadia: Stage One
- By: Eric Jason Martin
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin, Matthew Mercer, Erika Ishii, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
- Original Recording
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In a not-so-distant future, a deadly pandemic has forced the world into social isolation. Confined to their homes, millions now survive off drone-delivered food packages and online-only interactions. It’s an especially lonely life for John Chambers, a drone shipment coordinator for the monolithic Chum Corporation. Trapped in his dead-end job and having just turned 40, John’s started spending more time grinding in virtual reality MMORPGs than he does grinding for his real-world job--and that hasn’t gone unnoticed by human resources!
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Derivative
- By T. Bailey on 03-03-21
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: D.M. Guay
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
- By AJ on 11-29-20
By: D.M. Guay
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The Midnight Club
- By: Margot Harrison
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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It’s been twenty-five years since The Midnight Club last convened. A tight-knit group of college friends bonded by late nights at the campus literary magazine, they’re also bonded by something darker: the death of their brilliant friend Jennet junior year. But now, decades later, a mysterious invitation has pulled them back to the pine-shrouded Vermont town where it all began. As the estranged friends gather for a weeklong campus reunion, they soon learn that their host has an ulterior motive: she wants them to uncover the truth about the night Jennet died.
By: Margot Harrison
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Absolution
- The Southern Reach Trilogy, Book 4
- By: Jeff VanderMeer
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
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Structured in three parts, each recounting a new expedition, there are some long-awaited answers here, to be sure, but also more questions, and profound new surprises. Absolution is a brilliant, beautiful, and ever-terrifying plunge into unique and fertile literary territory. It is the final word on one of the most provocative and popular speculative fiction series of our time.
By: Jeff VanderMeer
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In the Garden of Monsters
- By: Crystal King
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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Julia Lombardi is a mystery even to herself. The beautiful model can’t remember where she’s from, where she’s been or how she came to live in Rome. When she receives an offer to accompany celebrated eccentric artist Salvador Dalí to the Sacro Bosco—Italy’s Garden of Monsters—as his muse, she’s strangely compelled to accept. It could be a chance to unlock the truth about her past…
By: Crystal King
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Memorials
- By: Richard Chizmar
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Jonathan Todd Ross
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
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1983: Three students from a small college embark on a week-long road trip to film a documentary on roadside memorials for their American Studies class. The project starts out as a fun adventure with long stretches of empty road and nightly campfires where they begin to open up with one another. But as they venture deeper into the Appalachian backwoods, the atmosphere begins to darken. They notice more and more of the memorials feature a strange, unsettling symbol hinting at a sinister secret.
By: Richard Chizmar
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-24-24
Can't believe someone would write this
I had to pick this book up given the controversy and despite that I was hooked. Fantastic book. I was outraged by headlines but fell in love with the paragraphs.
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- S. Edmondson
- 10-02-24
loved this book so much I have to try cooking some string cheese!
Jason Pargin did it again. He wrote another book I couldn't put down! This one is actually more terrifying than the others because he reflects a funhouse version of the real world that's only a millimeter away.
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- Rebecca L Lasanta
- 10-01-24
This read was inspired!
I really enjoyed the way Jason spiraled the narrative through a series of lenses which felt real and relatable. I really enjoys his books (I've heard all of them) but this one takes the cake!
Thank you Jason... can't wait for the next one 😉
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- Adam Brower
- 10-03-24
I was asked to say controversial, but
I found this boom smart, hilarious, thought provoking and thoroughly entertaining. It depicts a sound and comprehensible view to the modern problem of mass connectivity where people can safely share their most |= |_| ( |< |= |) up opinions behind the safety of their screens, which most likely will lead to everyone loosing their mind all at the same time. 😅
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- Robin
- 10-05-24
Great book!
I loved this book! I love all of this author's books. He's got a habit of keeping it interesting the whole way through. Humor and action, relatable characters and characters that remind me of people I know. In every book,I feel this way. His humor and insight make it even better. I would recommend this to everyone.
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- D Hollar
- 10-07-24
Compelling and Hilarious
I always expect a good laugh and an interesting story from Jason Pargin but I wasn't expecting to be genuinely moved by the characters.
The relationship between Abbott and his Father struck really close to home for me. The talk they have towards the end of the book has a line that actually made me cry.
What's actually in the box was also really moving and the metaphorical contents of the black box of doom has me rethinking the way I interact with stuff online.
My only complaint about the book is that now that it's over I have to wait for Mr. Pargin to write his next one.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-14-24
I loved this book. Jason Pargin is great and I hope this new group of characters gets a series like his others.
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- Julia
- 10-07-24
Fantastic
Absolutely loved this ride and I laughed like a mad man at the end when (Censored) arrives!
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- Dani DeJong
- 10-11-24
Worried You Aren’t Reading
So relatable to our current state of affairs. After listening I felt better about the chaos surrounding us all. No spoilers but most things that happen are created by people thinking they know what’s going on. It becomes very clear no one does. Somehow that’s okay.
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- Maxx Panaomi
- 10-10-24
Another amazing book
I cannot say how much I love Jason pargins style of characters. it is insane how it feels like I could know a guy like Abbot or David Wong or (gal) Zoey Ashe. idk I just love how he can make "just some guy" into the most chaotic but lovable idiot. Im writing this with penjamin thoughts so just gotta say it's great.
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