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T. Kingfisher
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From the author of the award-winning book A Wizard's Guide To Defensive Baking . . .
Rosa Mandolini knows in her heart that her family are the greatest painters of magical illuminations in the city. But the eccentric Studio Mandolini has fallen on hard times and the future is no longer certain. While trying to help her family, Rosa discovers a strange magical box protected by a painted crow. But when she finds a way to open the box, she accidentally releases the Scarling, a vicious monster determined to destroy the Mandolini family at any cost.
With the aid of her former best friend and a painted crow named Payne, it's up to Rosa to stop the Scarling before it unmakes the magical paintings that keep the city running, and hopefully save her family in the process!
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Oliver was a very minor mage. His familiar reminded him of this several times a day. He only knew three spells, and one of them was to control his allergy to armadillo dander. His attempts to summon elementals resulted in nosebleeds, and there is nothing more embarrassing than having your elemental leave the circle to get you a tissue, pat you comfortingly, and then disappear in a puff of magic.
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Very enjoyable
- By Alex Sumner on 09-05-20
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The Seventh Bride
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Kaylin Heath
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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Young Rhea is a miller's daughter of low birth, so she is understandably surprised when a mysterious nobleman, Lord Crevan, shows up on her doorstep and proposes marriage. Since commoners don't turn down lords - no matter how sinister they may seem - Rhea is forced to agree to the engagement. Lord Crevan demands that Rhea visit his remote manor before their wedding.
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SHE BELIEVED THE HEDGE HOG
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-02-16
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Bryony and Roses
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Bryony and her sisters have come down in the world. Their merchant father died trying to reclaim his fortune and left them to eke out a living in a village far from their home in the city. But when Bryony is caught in a snowstorm and takes refuge in an abandoned manor, she stumbles into a house full of dark enchantments. Is the Beast that lives there her captor or a fellow prisoner? Is the house her enemy or her ally? And why are roses blooming out of season in the courtyard?
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Awesome!
- By Alex Sumner on 08-24-19
By: T. Kingfisher
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Nine Goblins
- A Novella
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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When a party of goblin warriors find themselves trapped behind enemy lines, it'll take more than whining (and a bemused Elven veterinarian) to get them home again.
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Thornhedge
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Jennifer Blom
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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Meet Toadling. On the day of her birth, she was stolen from her family by the fairies, but she grew up safe and loved in the warm waters of faerieland. Once an adult though, the fae ask a favor of Toadling: return to the human world and offer a blessing of protection to a newborn child. Simple, right? If only. Centuries later, a knight approaches a towering wall of brambles, where the thorns are as thick as your arm and as sharp as swords. He's heard there's a curse here that needs breaking, but it's a curse Toadling will do anything to uphold.
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Not everything can be fixed
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 08-15-23
By: T. Kingfisher
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A Sorceress Comes to Call
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Eliza Foss, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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Cordelia knows her mother is . . . unusual. Their house doesn’t have any doors between rooms—there are no secrets in this house—and her mother doesn't allow Cordelia to have a single friend. Unless you count Falada, her mother's beautiful white horse. The only time Cordelia feels truly free is on her daily rides with him. But more than simple eccentricity sets her mother apart. Other mothers don’t force their daughters to be silent and motionless for hours, sometimes days, on end. Other mothers aren’t sorcerers.
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Fantastic listen!
- By Teresa Courtney on 08-26-24
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Minor Mage
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Christopher Williams
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
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Oliver was a very minor mage. His familiar reminded him of this several times a day. He only knew three spells, and one of them was to control his allergy to armadillo dander. His attempts to summon elementals resulted in nosebleeds, and there is nothing more embarrassing than having your elemental leave the circle to get you a tissue, pat you comfortingly, and then disappear in a puff of magic.
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Very enjoyable
- By Alex Sumner on 09-05-20
By: T. Kingfisher
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The Seventh Bride
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Kaylin Heath
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Young Rhea is a miller's daughter of low birth, so she is understandably surprised when a mysterious nobleman, Lord Crevan, shows up on her doorstep and proposes marriage. Since commoners don't turn down lords - no matter how sinister they may seem - Rhea is forced to agree to the engagement. Lord Crevan demands that Rhea visit his remote manor before their wedding.
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SHE BELIEVED THE HEDGE HOG
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-02-16
By: T. Kingfisher
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Bryony and Roses
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Bryony and her sisters have come down in the world. Their merchant father died trying to reclaim his fortune and left them to eke out a living in a village far from their home in the city. But when Bryony is caught in a snowstorm and takes refuge in an abandoned manor, she stumbles into a house full of dark enchantments. Is the Beast that lives there her captor or a fellow prisoner? Is the house her enemy or her ally? And why are roses blooming out of season in the courtyard?
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Awesome!
- By Alex Sumner on 08-24-19
By: T. Kingfisher
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Nine Goblins
- A Novella
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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When a party of goblin warriors find themselves trapped behind enemy lines, it'll take more than whining (and a bemused Elven veterinarian) to get them home again.
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Thornhedge
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Jennifer Blom
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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Meet Toadling. On the day of her birth, she was stolen from her family by the fairies, but she grew up safe and loved in the warm waters of faerieland. Once an adult though, the fae ask a favor of Toadling: return to the human world and offer a blessing of protection to a newborn child. Simple, right? If only. Centuries later, a knight approaches a towering wall of brambles, where the thorns are as thick as your arm and as sharp as swords. He's heard there's a curse here that needs breaking, but it's a curse Toadling will do anything to uphold.
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Not everything can be fixed
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 08-15-23
By: T. Kingfisher
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A Sorceress Comes to Call
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Eliza Foss, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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Cordelia knows her mother is . . . unusual. Their house doesn’t have any doors between rooms—there are no secrets in this house—and her mother doesn't allow Cordelia to have a single friend. Unless you count Falada, her mother's beautiful white horse. The only time Cordelia feels truly free is on her daily rides with him. But more than simple eccentricity sets her mother apart. Other mothers don’t force their daughters to be silent and motionless for hours, sometimes days, on end. Other mothers aren’t sorcerers.
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Fantastic listen!
- By Teresa Courtney on 08-26-24
By: T. Kingfisher
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Clockwork Boys
- Clocktaur War, Book 1
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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A paladin, an assassin, a forger, and a scholar ride out of town. It's not the start of a joke, but rather an espionage mission with deadly serious stakes. T. Kingfisher's new novel begins the tale of a murderous band of criminals (and a scholar), thrown together in an attempt to unravel the secret of the Clockwork Boys, mechanical soldiers from a neighboring kingdom that promise ruin to the Dowager's city.
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Enjoyable, entertaining adventure
- By Elisabeth Carey on 08-06-19
By: T. Kingfisher
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A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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Fourteen-year-old Mona isn't like the wizards charged with defending the city. She can't control lightning or speak to water. Her familiar is a sourdough starter, and her magic only works on bread. She has a comfortable life in her aunt's bakery making gingerbread men dance. But Mona's life is turned upside down when she finds a dead body on the bakery floor. An assassin is stalking the streets of Mona's city, preying on magic folk, and it appears that Mona is his next target. And in an embattled city suddenly bereft of wizards, the assassin may be the least of Mona's worries.
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A tour de force unimaginably good
- By Joella Berkner on 10-21-21
By: T. Kingfisher
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Hemlock & Silver
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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From New York Times bestselling and Hugo Award-winning author T. Kingfisher comes Hemlock & Silver, a dark reimagining of “Snow White” steeped in poison, intrigue, and treason of the most magical kind.
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Nettle & Bone
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Amara Jasper
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Marra never wanted to be a hero. As the shy, convent-raised, third-born daughter, she escaped the traditional fate of princesses, to be married away for the sake of an uncaring throne. But her sister wasn’t so fortunate—and after years of silence, Marra is done watching her suffer at the hands of a powerful and abusive prince. Seeking help for her rescue mission, Marra is offered the tools she needs, but only if she can complete three seemingly impossible tasks:
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If Only I Could Cut Out Half the Story
- By Ree on 04-28-22
By: T. Kingfisher
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The Twisted Ones
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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When Mouse’s dad asks her to clean out her dead grandmother's house, she says yes. After all, how bad could it be? Answer: pretty bad. Grandma was a hoarder, and her house is stuffed with useless rubbish. That would be horrific enough, but there’s more - Mouse stumbles across her step-grandfather’s journal, which at first seems to be filled with nonsensical rants...until Mouse encounters some of the terrifying things he described for herself.
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Thoughtful build to a chilling, exhilarating finale. Also, the dog lives.
- By selkie86 on 12-29-19
By: T. Kingfisher
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A House with Good Bones
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
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"Mom seems off." Her brother's words echo in Sam Montgomery's ear as she turns onto the quiet North Carolina street where their mother lives alone. She brushes the thought away as she climbs the front steps. Sam's excited for this rare extended visit, and looking forward to nights with just the two of them, drinking boxed wine, watching murder mystery shows, and guessing who the killer is long before the characters figure it out. But stepping inside, she quickly realizes home isn’t what it used to be.
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Narrator Kills It
- By Lucinda Perregil on 04-04-23
By: T. Kingfisher
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Paladin's Grace
- Saint of Steel Series # 1
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
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Three years later, Stephen is a broken paladin, living only for the chance to be useful before he dies. But all that changes when he encounters a fugitive named Grace in an alley and witnesses an assassination attempt gone wrong. Now the pair must navigate a web of treachery, beset on all sides by spies and poisoners, while a cryptic killer stalks one step behind....
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Really weird. Also gruesome. Graphic sex scenes.
- By Dragondreamer on 08-25-21
By: T. Kingfisher
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Swordheart
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
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Halla is a housekeeper who has suddenly inherited her great-uncle's estate...and, unfortunately, his relatives. Sarkis is an immortal swordsman trapped in a prison of enchanted steel. When Halla draws the sword that imprisons him, Sarkis finds himself attempting to defend his new wielder against everything from bandits and roving inquisitors to her own in-laws...and the sword itself may prove to be the greatest threat of all.
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Oh......please listen to this book!
- By Raven on 05-16-21
By: T. Kingfisher
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What Moves the Dead
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Avi Roque
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
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When Alex Easton, a retired soldier, receives word that their childhood friend Madeline Usher is dying, they race to the ancestral home of the Ushers in the remote countryside of Ruritania. What they find there is a nightmare of fungal growths and possessed wildlife, surrounding a dark, pulsing lake. Madeline sleepwalks and speaks in strange voices at night, and her brother Roderick is consumed with a mysterious malady of the nerves. Aided by a redoubtable British mycologist and a baffled American doctor, Alex must unravel the secret of the House of Usher before it consumes them all.
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A good story ruined by a bad narration.
- By Andreas on 09-03-23
By: T. Kingfisher
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The Hollow Places
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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"Pray they are hungry." Kara finds these words in the mysterious bunker that she’s discovered behind a hole in the wall of her uncle's house. Freshly divorced and living back at home, Kara now becomes obsessed with these cryptic words and starts exploring the peculiar bunker - only to discover that it holds portals to countless alternate realities. But these places are haunted by creatures that seem to hear thoughts...and the more you fear them, the stronger they become.
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This could have been a great suspense novel.
- By Graham KUNISCH on 10-28-20
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Lost in the Never Woods
- By: Aiden Thomas
- Narrated by: Avi Roque
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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It’s been five years since Wendy and her two brothers went missing in the woods, but when the town’s children start to disappear, the questions surrounding her brothers’ mysterious circumstances are brought back into the light. Attempting to flee her past, Wendy almost runs over an unconscious boy lying in the middle of the road....
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I had to read the physical copy of the book
- By Heidi on 05-31-21
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Into the Heartless Wood
- By: Joanna Ruth Meyer
- Narrated by: Tara Novie, Ethan James Lynch
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Deep in the wood lives a witch queen and her eight tree siren daughters. For centuries, they have harvested souls to feed the heartless tree, using its power to grow their ever reaching kingdom of ash, birch, and oak. Owen Merrick lives at the edge of the forest, mapping the stars for the king in his father’s observatory. For years, he has resisted venturing over the garden wall, until one day he must enter the woods to find his missing sister. But one of the witch’s tree siren daughters, Seren, decides to save his life instead of end it.
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A charming, well-told fantasy tale
- By Robert Jason on 01-23-21
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- Megan Bradley
- 10-16-24
Imagination and Hope
The language and imagination are such fun and just challenging enough to let your heart go in the story.
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- Jennie Gaither
- 01-30-24
People are complicated
Interesting story, read with excellent clarity. I cannot see why the middle grade publisher found this "too adult".
The story of the young protagonist sneaks up on the fundamental truth of individuals, of peers, of families, of people in every place and time: We are multidimensional.
I like that the more mature reader can find subtle storytelling here about lingering effects of traumatic origins -- and how the antagonist of one POV may, to another person, have been a victim of their own self-sabotage. The many layered viewpoints do not try to excuse or gloss over a wrong choice or harm done. But we can see how to have compassion for a Tybalt Mandolini or a Scarling or a Francis.
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- Yesenia Jaimes
- 06-28-24
Great addition to the collection
A must read, good stakes and I would even venture to say a good read for preteens as well as adults. fantastic companion to Minor mage
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- Ijw
- 12-12-23
written for children
I admire Kingfisher tremendously but I wish this book had been labeled as children's.
How do you know it's a children's story? Because the child is the only one that knows the true information. Nobody believes her. So she has to solve it all on her own without adults. So she will discover her true talent.
Actually I do not approve of this theme in children's books. I generally avoid children's books because they have more anxiety than I can tolerate as an adult. I always wonder what kids are supposed to get out of them. Somehow they will discover their true self without involving adults. Wouldn't it be better to teach children how to find an adult that could hear them?
I hate to return a Kingfisher book but might have to for this one.
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- tdouglas
- 06-25-24
Sweet little story with art focus
Loved the art focus in this little story! Certain themes/elements were a bit repetitive and the narrator was a bit stiff for my liking. Still, I enjoyed this story.
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- Cranky Reader
- 06-22-24
Really good story about imperfect people
A story about how good people can do bad things, and sometimes do good things that turn out badly, and how to apologize, do better, and move on, or how not doing that leads to a radish war.
I like it as an adult and I think kids would like it too. A 12yo is the heroine, who starts by thinking she’ll save the family on her own but learns that cooperation works better, and the family loves each other so it works out. Good story for dealing with jealousy, inadequacy, fear of not being good enough, and how to figure out how to work together & be friends.
Plus, there’s magic. 🪄
Worldbuilding: solid. Doesn’t overreach with unnecessary flourishes. The necessary flourishes are neat. Has good constraints, and seems consistent throughout.
Steam: None. This isn’t that kind of book.
Narration: Extremely pleasant. Quality narration with voicing for varied characters. Tone matches text. Even sound quality.
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- DA
- 08-17-24
Nice story for middle grade children
The story is good for middle grade children. It is complete with aspiration, self-doubt, jealousy, family love, friendship, bad decisions, and lots of love. The angsty thoughts and introspections and unwillingness to seek help with a problem go on a bit too long.
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- AE
- 11-04-24
good for little kids not adults
ok story but this is definitely not Kingfisher's best work. slow start but if you stick with it. overall the concept was original. character development and writing style were simplistic and predictable as you would expect in a children's book
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- Jennifer Jacoby
- 02-09-24
Harry Potter Light
Good story but would have liked more of a darker turn. Light character development
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