How to Quit Your Family (Without Getting Arrested)
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How to Quit Your Family (Without Getting Arrested)
Narrated by:
Matthew R Weeks
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Matthew R Weeks
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Dustin Gross
About this listen
Ever fantasized about ghosting Thanksgiving—and your entire family? How to Quit Your Family (Without Getting Arrested) is your brutally honest, laugh-out-loud roadmap to freedom from toxic relatives, guilt-ridden holidays, and generational dysfunction.
Blending humor with hard-earned wisdom, this book doesn’t just give you permission to walk away—it hands you the map, the keys, and a cocktail. You’ll learn how to:
- Spot emotional manipulation in family traditions
- Set boundaries that actually stick
- Handle guilt like a damn boss
- Craft your “breakup haiku” (trust us—it helps)
Whether you're estranged, on the edge, or just sick of pretending everything’s fine, this is your survival guide to liberation—with zero shame and a whole lot of laughs. Perfect for: black sheep, burnt-out empaths, boundary-setters, and anyone who’s ever screamed into a holiday ham.
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