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Narrated by:
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Elisabeth Hopper
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By:
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Eve Kellman
About this listen
Are you on a date that doesn’t feel right? Can’t shake that creepy guy at the bar? Worried you’re being followed home? Message M.
After one too many terrifying encounters, Millie Masters sets up a hotline for women who feel unsafe walking home alone at night: Message M.
But very quickly she realises that there’s much more to be done to help the women who call in. Because the men just do it again the next night, and the next, and the next…
And when her own sister is assaulted on a night out, the temptation to take the law into her own hands becomes too much to resist.
Because M can also stand for murder…
A deliciously dark, hilariously twisted serial killer thriller with a villainous female lead. Perfect for fans of Bella Mackie’s How to Kill Your Family, Oyinkan Braithwaite’s My Sister, the Serial Killer, or anyone who enjoyed watching You.
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Critic reviews
‘Eve Kellman’s debut had me hooked from the very first page – laughing one minute and gasping in shock the next – it’s deliriously dark and incredibly funny. How to Kill a Guy in Ten Ways is a wild revenge comedy that had me reading all night to find out whether Millie would avenge her sister and get away with it. Addictive and twisty, I loved it!’ Katie Marsh
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- Gene
- 04-02-24
Female serial killers
Really fun listen. Worth more then one listen through. It was funny reverent witty and supported strong willed and unfairly judged characterization of tropes. I liked it 4.8 stars
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- jullee
- 03-30-24
The ending was horrible
Wish I could get my credit back. Not a fan of the main character and the one character I liked was framed for her crimes.
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