
How to Age Disgracefully
A Novel
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Clare Corbett
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Clare Pooley
About this listen
“An uproarious romp!” —People
“Pooley weaves together the most cleverly flawed and lovable characters and then sets them free to prove that we are limitless at any age.” —Annabel Monaghan, bestselling author of Summer Romance
A senior citizens’ center and a daycare collide with hilarious results in the new ensemble comedy from New York Times-bestselling author Clare Pooley
When Lydia takes a job running the Senior Citizens’ Social Club three afternoons a week, she assumes she’ll be spending her time drinking tea and playing gentle games of cards.
The members of the Social Club, however, are not at all what Lydia was expecting. From Art, a failed actor turned kleptomaniac to Daphne, who has been hiding from her dark past for decades to Ruby, a Banksy-style knitter who gets revenge in yarn, these seniors look deceptively benign—but when age makes you invisible, secrets are so much easier to hide.
When the city council threatens to sell the doomed community center building, the members of the Social Club join forces with their tiny friends in the daycare next door—as well as the teenaged father of one of the toddlers and a geriatric dog—to save the building. Together, this group’s unorthodox methods may actually work, as long as the police don’t catch up with them first.
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Critic reviews
“Clare Pooley weaves together the most cleverly flawed and lovable characters and then sets them free to prove that we are limitless at any age. HOW TO AGE DISGRACEFULLY is a love letter to the human spirit.”—Annabel Monaghan, bestselling author of Nora Goes Off Script
“Funny, warm, wise, and a total riot....Clare Pooley is the best at marshalling a group of madly endearing characters, flicking her whip, and sending them careening off on a rollicking, entrancing, breakneck journey.”—Beth Morrey, international bestselling author of Clover Hendry's Day Off
“Utterly hysterical and full of heart, with hugely loveable characters, a dialogue that had me in stitches and many profound moments. A totally wonderful, spirit-lifting read!”—Hellie Acton, author of Begin Again
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Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?
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Get ready to Laugh
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Mel & Sue: Should Know By Now
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We all have things in our life that we should know by now, but don’t. Absences in our knowledge and skillset that are frankly shameful in an adult. Things that would be too embarrassing to ask anyone to explain – except our very best friend. Listen in as Mel and Sue tackle their ignorance head on, asking each other to explain something that they still don’t know - but absolutely, as adults, should - from how to parallel park to fully understanding bread (why has it got all those holes in it? What, honestly, is yeast?).
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Mel and Sue are Hysterical
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The Best Man's Ghostwriter
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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- Jeffery Given
- 07-23-24
I loved this book!
How to Age Disgracefully is a ton of fun! I highly recommend the audiobook version.
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- sarah
- 07-05-24
Great feel good story. Cleverly written
Loved the characters as well as the cadence of learning their individual and collective stories.
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- Patty Says
- 07-31-24
Characters AND Story well developed
The narration added to the overall enjoyment of a well crafted and developed story.
The complexities were interestingly tied together.
I would enjoy reading more story with these characters.
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- Jean Nisbet
- 08-06-24
Refreshing Captivating Fun
A surprise in every turn. Could not put down. Thank goodness Audiobooks enabled me to multi-task. Author is added to my Facorite Aurhors Co I C
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-05-24
Delightful
I’m beyond pleased to have selected this book. It was quite clever and humorous. I found myself laughing out loud on multiple occasions. We don’t see many stories with older adults in starring roles these days. I hope to age just as disgracefully as these characters!
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- Anonymous User
- 10-06-24
wonderful
This was a lovely story. entertaining, funny, great characters. love the narrator. I would definitely recommend!
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- Linda A
- 10-01-24
Hilarious
I enjoyed this book wholeheartedly. Go team Daphne! audible no fifteen word minimum review to post
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- SPD123
- 10-27-24
Interesting characters of a certain age
I am 57 years old, and this book included a character similar to me. The story made me look forward to getting even older, which is truly unusual.
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- Steve
- 11-08-24
Bravo!
This book has it all. Thoroughly enjoyed it! Prepare to smile and laugh your way through every twist and turn.
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- Rory
- 11-15-24
Wonderful!
Such a lovely, sweet story of friendship and different phases of life. Highly recommended for anyone looking ffor a light, uplifting book.
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