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Leonard Kinsey
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Leonard Kinsey
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Meet Reginald "Habst" Habstermeister: burnout, urban explorer, and loveable loser. Leeching off his oversexed and underage girlfriend, and living the life of luxury in her wealthy mother's mansion, he doesn't have a care in the world.
But when Habst unwittingly becomes the prime suspect in the sabotage of Walt Disney World's most hated attractions, he has no choice but to enter a seedy web of Darknet intrigue in order to clear his name.
One part comedy, one part mystery, and one part sci-fi futurism, Habst and the Disney Saboteurs is Kinsey's most ambitious and exciting book yet.
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- Michael R. Zens
- 06-29-23
A silly and fun diversion for Walt Disney World fans
I love this book. It’s fun and irreverent - a great way for WDW fans to spend a few hours. Don’t expect outstanding literature - it’s not that. But it’s fun.
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- aussieGeorge68
- 06-22-15
Not as good as the last book
An ok-ish book. Unlike the last book our kingdom of dust, this book did not really engage my interest. The dialogue was crude and childish and lacked the charm present in the last book.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-21-22
A Good Concept Lost in Absurdity
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This story had a potentially good core concept, urban explorer is paid to film behind the scenes at Disney World, and the people paying him use the footage to aid in sabotaging terrible rides. Unfortunately, what could have been an interesting story is absolutely demolished by an unlikable main character, extremely overt and perverted sexualization of minors, crude and immature toilet humor that even an 11 year old would be turned away from, pasing that is beyond horrendous, flat characters, and towards the end of the story - a plotline that is so unbelievably stupid that I may have actually lost brain cells for having listened to it. Save your money or go with Our Kingdom of Dust instead. Sure, that book is dumb as well, but it's Shakespeare compared to this garbage.
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