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Dad and His Jokes
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Alfie Thomas
About this listen
From changing diapers to putting away toys, some parental jobs can be shared–but there is one that only you can master: the dad jokes!
Little people are easy to entertain. They will laugh at the cheesy pizza joke that we have all heard a million times. But as children grow up, dads have to up their humor game.
Your child might be able to watch their favorite movie a hundred times, but a dad joke can go from funny to old in less than a week.
Traditionally, dad jokes will range from hilarious to an eye-rolling cringe. And told the right way to a group, you can get all the reactions in between.
But, all jokes aside…seriously…dad jokes have more benefits than a smile, a giggle, or a belly laugh.
Research from the University of Windsor, in Canada, shows that these types of puns can benefit the brain. This is because both children and adults take a visual idea and then have to twist it—like Adele crossing the road to say hello from the other side!
Your family may groan at yet another dad joke, but really, you are helping them. That’s not to say you don’t need a few more one-liners to add to your collection.
In Fathers Memorable Jokes, you will discover:
- Fourteen chapters, each with a unique dad joke theme from toddler fun to animal antics
- 1,200+ dad jokes that will put smiles on your family’s faces, split sides…or ultimately—embarrass your kids
- Dad jokes for teens to help reconnect with humor when it feels you are drifting apart
- Fun for all the family: Share laughs so that others can pass on the puns to their friends, siblings, and coworkers
- Clean humor that won’t cause offense or cheeks to blush—know that you can gift this book to anyone and they won’t cross you off the Christmas list
- Pick-me-ups for dads who are stressed and worn out with their new role as a parent
- How to show your cool side with 200+ STEM and pop culture puns
- An awesome solution to encourage kids to spend time with you and spend some time away from the screens
- And much more
You don’t have to be the grand entertainer to make the room laugh! Even if you have never told a joke before–mainly because you can’t remember the punchline–the jokes are here for you.
The chances are, your kids may have already started groaning at your corny comments–this just means you're doing your job!
Arm yourself with hundreds of dad jokes so that you have enough to keep you going through the teen years, and have a laugh when your adult kids are still repeating the greatest dad jokes of all time.
If it’s time your kids saw your witty side, then scroll up and click the “Add to Cart” button right now.
©2022 Mirabelle Nchangnwi (P)2023 Mirabelle NchangnwiListeners also enjoyed...
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- Kevin Almiron
- 04-05-23
Haha loved it!
Haha very funny compilation of jokes! there are stories as well and plays very well with it!
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- Butterflywings09
- 02-23-24
Wholesome fun!
This audiobook is a complete delight! It is exactly what it says it is, funny dad jokes. This is fun for the whole family and also a great way for the "dad" in your life to stock up on some more dad jokes and ice breakers. This audiobook is very entertaining and I highly recommend it.
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- The W Fam
- 03-25-23
Just fun!
This is just a wholesome, fun and enjoyable audiobook. Great for the entire family! The narrator does a terrific job as well. Totally recommend!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-03-23
Funny Dad Jokes
As a new dad, I was worried about finding ways to bond with my kids and make them laugh. That's when I stumbled upon Fathers Memorable Jokes audiobook, and it's been a game-changer for our family. Not only have I become the king of puns, but my kids are now excited to spend time with me and hear my latest jokes. Thanks to this audiobook, I've discovered the power of dad jokes, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
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- Maria G.
- 12-20-23
Tons of fun and laughs
This book is a treasure trove for any dad looking to keep their humor fresh and engaging. This book goes beyond the usual dad joke territory, offering a wide range of themes and subject matter. It's full of puns and one liners to delight and embarrass your kids.
But it's more than just a joke book, it's actually a toolkit for creating memorable, joyful moments with your family. It's perfect for dads looking to inject some lighthearted fun into their parenting and those wanting to share a laugh and strengthen family bonds.
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- barking budgie
- 03-29-23
Groan
I loved this book and all its Dad jokes and the groans they elicit. I liked the short jokes best. I'd recommend this book to anyone who needs a laugh or a good groan,
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- Dillin
- 05-10-23
Funny!
Fathers Memorable Jokes: Dad and His Jokes by Alfie Thomas is a hilarious and entertaining audiobook that all dads need to listen to. This audiobook is jam-packed with over 1,200 dad jokes that all dads can use to entertain their children, friends, and family.
The audiobook is divided into fourteen chapters, each with a unique joke theme. From animal antics to science-based fun, there is a joke for every occasion. The author's writing style is conversational and engaging, making it easy to listen to and understand.
What sets this audiobook apart is its clean humor that won't cause any offense. All jokes are appropriate for all ages, making it a great gift for any dad. The author's emphasis on the benefits of dad jokes on the brain is noteworthy. These jokes have been proven to help with creative thinking and problem-solving skills.
Another standout aspect of this audiobook is its significance in strengthening family bonds. The author emphasizes the importance of spending time together as a family, away from screens, and having a good laugh.
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- Donna D. Lewis
- 03-30-23
Great gift for a father to be!
Fun book for fathers. Cute jokes to share with your children and others. Heart warming book that the author relates to his relationship with his own father. The book also discusses the role of humor in a happy life. Good read.
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- Nathan Rants
- 04-02-23
Funny and informative
I liked how the chapters opened with a bit of explanation about jokes and how to deliver them. Then the author hit us with dad jokes. They were harmless mostly, nothing offensive but a few toed the line.
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- Barry Scheurweghs
- 12-12-23
Fathers Memorable Jokes Dad and His Jokes
Father's Memorable Jokes, Dad and His Jokes, this audiobook is so funny. I will listen to it many times in 2024.
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