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Barton Welch
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Brought to you by Penguin.
2022's most original and darkly funny murder mystery from award-winning comedian Benjamin Stevenson.
I was dreading the Cunningham family reunion even before the first murder. Before the storm stranded us at the mountain resort.
The thing is, us Cunninghams don't really get along.
We've only got one thing in common: we've all killed someone.
My brother, my step-sister, my wife, my father, my mother, my sister-in-law, my uncle, my step-father, my aunt. Even me.
When they find the first body in the snow, it's clear that only a Cunningham could have committed the crime—and it's up to me to prove it.
There are plenty of killers in my family. But only one murderer....
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-01-23
A refreshing murder book
I found this story dark, witty, odd and hilarious. If this is Aussie Crime fiction I will be reading more. Correction, listening to. This reader could not be more perfect.
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- Jessica Simonetti
- 12-09-23
Creative take on true and tried crime fiction staples
This was a very fun book. Told in a modern way. I loved how the narrator kept referring back to Golden Age Detective novels and writers. Even Mary Westmacott got mentioned!
I’m glad that with the high body count no bodies were found in the library though.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-01-24
Good detective book. The narrator has an Australian accent. A little hard to understand
Good book. The narrator has an Australian accent that makes it a little hard to understand
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