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  • Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

  • A Novel
  • By: Benjamin Stevenson
  • Narrated by: Barton Welch
  • Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (1,619 ratings)

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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

By: Benjamin Stevenson
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Publisher's summary

Knives Out and Clue meet Agatha Christie and The Thursday Murder Club in this “utterly original” (Jane Harper), “not to be missed” (Karin Slaughter), fiendishly clever blend of classic and modern murder mystery.

“A witty twist on classic whodunits… Stevenson not only 'plays fair,' he plays the mystery game very, very well.”—Maureen Corrigan, Washington Post

Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate.

I’m Ernest Cunningham. Call me Ern or Ernie. I wish I’d killed whoever decided our family reunion should be at a ski resort, but it’s a little more complicated than that.

Have I killed someone? Yes. I have.

Who was it?

Let’s get started.

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS KILLED SOMEONE

My brother

My stepsister

My wife

My father

My mother

My sister-in-law

My uncle

My stepfather

My aunt

Me

©2023 Benjamin Stevenson (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers
Benjamin Stevenson- Author

About the Creator

Benjamin Stevenson is an award-winning stand-up comedian and author. His first novel, Greenlight, was shortlisted for the Ned Kelly Award for Best Debut Crime Fiction, and his second novel, Either Side of Midnight, was shortlisted for the International Thriller Writers Award for Best Original Paperback.
Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone, his bestselling third novel, has sold in 26 territories around the world and is soon to be adapted by HBO. It was named one of the best crime novels of 2022 by The Sunday Times, and shortlisted for the Dymocks Book of the Year 2022, ABIA General Fiction Book of the Year 2023 and BookPeople's Fiction Book of the Year 2023. His next novel, Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect, will be released in October 2023.

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Good book

Too much graphic violence for me. Explanation of torture technique.

Clever story. Well done. I like the author/narrator’s tongue in cheek explanations.

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A funny little murder mystery

This was a funny murder mystery, that had some unique features. I really appreciated the links embedded in the ebook that would take you to the specific part the ambitious narrator was talking. That was fun little surprise to play around with. I also liked the telling of time by how much battery percentage was left on the phone, because #firstworldproblems. It did take me a bit to get into because I had to be in the mood to deal with the unreliable narrator, and apparently I was not for a bit (sorry, I’m a complete and total mood reader)

Ernie is a Cunningham. They are notorious. And he is notorious even inside of his family. He testified against his own brother and put him in jail. And now, he’s being released. And his family put together a family reunion, even though most of them haven’t talked to him in years, his presence is demanded. Is it really a surprise when the bodies start piling up?

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Not the best, not the worst

It’s not the worst audio book I’ve listened too, but not the best. I found the characters kind of annoying. I fast forward through the rambling and still knew what was going on. “That’s all I’m saying”

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Really enjoyed!

The pacing, the way the author talks to the reader, the narration, and the twists of the story, were all great. Looking forward to more!

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Cozy but complicated

This was a fun ride but there were some leaps of logic that strained credulity, despite the author repeatedly assuring me otherwise.

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It wasn't terrible

I wanted to like this book so much more than I do. I had a hard time getting into it. Creative concept though

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Super impressive!

Absolutely loved this! Phenomenal storytelling, with cheeky nods to the meta of the murder mystery. Uniquely twisty plot yet heartwarming and fully resolved.

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Funny

Well read … giggles with twists and turns!
Going to see if anything else by author

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Loved it!

I might actually listen to this one again! Well written and thoroughly entertaining. Going to see if this author has written anything else!

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This book was so much fun

I truly enjoyed this book. The way the story ties in the end is phenomenal. You must read/listen to this book!

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