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You'll hate him too; Until you don't. . .
This is the story of Dan—a high school dropout who plays guitar in a heavy metal band and has a minimum wage job wearing a mouse costume. He's not exactly destined for great things.
Then Dan wakes up in another world—a world where science never progressed past the Middle Ages, and the laws of physics have been replaced by role-playing game rules. Dan makes some mistakes—some big mistakes. Dan becomes a Death Knight: a walking personification of death and darkness.
Now, Dan must fight monsters, zealots, and demons just to survive, and he must do it all alone—because everybody hates Death Knights.
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There is more in our world than you know. Deep in the darkness of a government building, one man needs to find the perfect solution to a vampire’s request that the government satisfy the debt of honor owed him. If he falls short, the failure will be paid in the blood of the military. He needs three uniquely qualified individuals. He can find only one. One woman, dying, might be the ace-in-the-hole he needs to appease the Vampire. But then, she might also be the one person needed to save humanity. If she is accepted, will she willingly change?
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great adaptation
- By Michael Mason on 11-02-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Sky Realms Online: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Troy Osgood
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 84 hrs and 56 mins
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Hall had played the VRMMORPG Sky Realms Online since beta. During one gaming session, a freak accident traps Hall and other players in the game. They awaken to find out their bodies are comatose and that they have been downloaded fully into the virtual world. Even worse, the rules have changed, they've been forced back to level one, and permadeath might be possible.
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Repetitive
- By Simon Forsyth on 03-11-23
By: Troy Osgood
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Quite Contrary
- By: Richard Roberts
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
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Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- By MommaOfTwoBusyBoys on 06-06-18
By: Richard Roberts
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Plague of Shadows
- By: Howard Andrew Jones
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
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The race is on to free Lord Stelan from the grip of a wasting curse, and only his old, half-elf mercenary companion Elyana has the wisdom - and swordcraft - to solve the mystery of his tormentor and free her old friend before three days have passed and the illness takes its course.
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Good -- rough recording IMO
- By Nico Ecenarro on 01-23-17
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Big Trouble
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Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
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The Worldwound Gambit
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In the foreboding north, the demonic hordes of the magic-twisted hellscape known as the Worldwound encroach upon the southern kingdoms of Golarion. Their latest escalation embroils a preternaturally handsome and coolly charismatic swindler named Gad, who decides to assemble a team of thieves, cutthroats, and con men to take the fight into the demon lands and strike directly at the fiendish leader responsible for the latest raids - the demon Yath, the Shimmering Putrescence.
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most boring voice ever
- By ian on 08-25-21
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Axe Druid Omnibus: Books 1-3
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Chris and his friends had been hearing voices begging for help, but aren’t dreams supposed to stay dreams? When they finally answer the call, they’re pulled into a fantastic world with themes similar to modern role-playing games. The world of Brindolla.
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harem
- By Anthony Baker on 03-21-24
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The Henchmen Chronicles Collection, Books 1-5
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Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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for a credit, why not
- By Daniel on 06-24-23
By: Craig Halloran
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Circuit World
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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For three years, Rixon Caldwell has been the most lethal gamer online. He is undefeated in international play, and his stream is viewed by millions of avid fans each and every day. When an unsigned email arrives inviting him to beta test the newest, most immersive MMO ever, Circuit World, he discounts the offer out of hand. For him, offers like this one are a daily event. He’s a brand, and charity is not his default setting. When he moves to delete the email, his laptop screen vanishes, replaced with a simple question: Do you accept our challenge?
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they should let you know....
- By Adam Dintelman on 10-07-19
By: Daniel Pierce
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Patch 17
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- Narrated by: Zach Villa
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A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
- By Fitzwibble on 04-06-17
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Bushido Online: The Battle Begins
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- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
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Seth Kinnaman's dream has always been to become the best fighter the world has ever seen. After spending his entire life training, he's finally ready to test his skills in the biggest tournament on Earth, where hundreds of the fiercest competitors vie for the supreme title. In the semifinals, Seth is getting the upper hand when his opponent uses an illegal blow to take him out. Upon waking up from a coma, Seth finds out he's lost his sight. He's become blind, and he's completely devastated. All his dreams are now shattered, and he soon falls into depression.
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A Gamer's Fun Ride!
- By Midwestbonsai on 06-18-18
By: Nikita Thorn
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- Daniel J.
- 06-22-23
Fun Break from standard LitRPGs
If you enjoy dark humor with a splash of the absurd and want something different than the other LitRPGs this one is for you. I would call it light and humorous, but it's really dark light humor. A really fun read
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- Moe
- 03-05-24
Liked it
Main character is a little too dumb. However it’s done well and I had some really good laughs from this book. Looking forward to the next one.
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- Derek Long
- 12-09-23
This one surprises me
I had some extra credits and was looking around for something to listen to. The sample sounded interesting but I really didn't have high hopes for this one. But this really surprised me. I had a lot of fun listening to this. By the end I was only disappointed because this is the only book in the series so far. Looking forward to the next one in the series.
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- Bryant
- 11-26-23
This is an absolute fun
I loved how the story started and ended. The main character is a complete idiot, but he is a lovable idiot. I can’t wait for the sequel to come out.
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- Chris
- 02-15-24
Not bad
Worth the credit. Some fun, crude humor, some eye rolling silliness, and some gross action.
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- Michael T Keough
- 05-25-23
Funny light LitRPG
Not too much on stats, but very funny writing. Narration is really good, he's got great timing for this kind of thing.
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- Randy
- 07-19-24
It's alright
I enjoyed the main character accidently stumbling into his primary class through sheer frustration. A fun an and great approach not everyone uses well done. I however, can not stand how dimwitted the MC is by which I must must restrain myself from shouting what common contexts he is missing. I understand the MC doesn't have that much of an education, but I hope no one is that clueless.
Everything else is the atypical fantasy LiteRPG setting, explore, kill and loot and level. The supporting characters each have interesting personalities, quirks and habits and I wish we could follow them around more than the Death Knight only due to his poor personality (personal opinion)
If you have an extra credit and unsure what to use it for and you like this genre, I'll recommend this series only out of the love I have for LiteRPG and similar settings.
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- Mark
- 07-01-23
An other fun gem
once again Phil Thron knocks it out of the park. From teams in space to Dad's taking on everything. Phil makes everything better. This fun LITRPG is well written and deserves a listen.
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- KOSTADIN
- 12-05-23
Cue air guitar :)
Now, this is not a 5 star book per se. The plot is fairly standard, even for a LitRPG. The main character is a bit bland, even for a LitRPG :) and the scenery is nothing special. So the "story" rating is only at 3 in my view.
And yet, I enjoyed this book wholeheartedly and I am even tempted to rate it with 5 stars, only for the joy it gave me. And here is why:
This is a book that "knows" exactly what it is, and plays to its strengths without trying to pretend that it is some sort of great literature. It "feels" written with love (yeah, I know it sounds cringey) yet with feet firmly on the ground. And the result is amusing, slightly funny (enough for me) surprisingly non-boring adventure with music related easter eggs all around.
Speaking of these, well - it was such a pleasure to read a book that, instead of using the old and tried Game or Movies references (which can be boring), is taking a stab at using 80s and 90s metal music references and easter eggs. And I loved it. And the guy apparently knows about Mercyful Fate (with some of the chapters named after their songs) which automatically increases my rating with half a star :D Anyway - that was original (for me), and I had so much fun with it, and I am looking forward the next in the series
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- Gregory Judson
- 09-03-23
Totally Radical
I always know a book is good when I stop reading/listening to it, and I can't help but think about what might happen next. There are very few books that elicit an emotional reaction from me, and this has done it. The author wonderfully words parts in such a way that I feel angry or betrayed on the behalf of the protagonist. I really hope they continue the series, it's always nice to see an unconventional protagonist who maintains their character throughout the book. He's true to himself, and his thought processes are very consistent.
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