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Andrew Call
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Max Barry
About this listen
Advice: Stay indoors. Remain calm. Avoid roads. Fill bathtubs.
He's a part-time gardener and car thief. She's a murderous nun on a holy mission from another dimension.
Together, they can save the world from a politically charged alien invasion - but only if the world wants to be saved.
From Max Barry, the author of Jennifer Government, Providence and Lexicon comes a satirical speculative adventure for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Adjustment Day by Chuck Palahniuk.
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Master Lecture Series: History of the Third Robot War is a future history lecture so epic it will knock your digital socks off! In this satirical Audible Original that turns The Great Courses on its head, Professor Tirannous Rexavier Shepard guides you through the multiverse-shattering events of the war, from the opening "pyew pyews" through Le Battle Finale. Master Lecture Series pays homage to the Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres with gut-busting (and circuit-bending) whimsy.
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Very fun listen
- By Pat Hynes on 04-02-21
By: Recent Cutbacks
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Just One Damned Thing After Another
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Marty Ross
- Narrated by: Gemma Whelan, Ben Miles, Jonathan Bailey, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Time travel meets history in this Audible Original drama. When Max, a recent ancient history graduate, is offered a mysterious job at St Mary's Historical Research Institute, she quickly comes to realise this isn't any old stuffy research library. At St Mary's the historians don't just study the past - they revisit it. What begins as an academic exploration of events, such as the Peterloo Massacre, takes a dark and dangerous turn, and the historians of St Mary's soon learn that it's not just history they're fighting....
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Might be tough for longtime series fans
- By Lora Feeley on 05-20-17
By: Marty Ross
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Shakedowners
- Shakedowers Series, Book 1
- By: Justin Woolley
- Narrated by: Grant Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Some starship captains explore strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations. Some lead missions of discovery through wormholes to the other side of the galaxy. Then there's Captain Iridius B. Franklin, someone who spent too long seeking out strange new bars and new alien cocktails.
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Romping good fun
- By Andrea on 02-10-22
By: Justin Woolley
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Self Help
- By: Ben H. Winters
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Ron Perlman
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
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Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be. Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone.
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Entertaining and slightly thought provoking, overall humorous
- By Jaxon on 05-30-22
By: Ben H. Winters
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Isaac Steele and the Forever Man
- The Isaac Steele Chronicles
- By: Daniel Rigby
- Narrated by: Daniel Rigby
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Agent Isaac Steele has problems. He spends all his splibs on drink and drugs. He has some deep-seated and very much unresolved issues with his parents. And his robotic partner at Greatest Britain’s Department of Clarification, Dr Timothy Stephens, is ruled more by his heart than his hard drive. But all these issues take a back seat when Isaac stumbles upon a case involving the most sensitive information in the cosmos - a Never File, inaccessible to all except those with the highest clearance. He is expressly forbidden to involve himself. So naturally he does.
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Bombastic comedic rollercoster
- By Hillary on 09-14-21
By: Daniel Rigby
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Grand Theft Astro
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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It is the distant future, and Baird is a loner, a part time spy, and a notorious alleged thief. “Notorious” for the audacity of her crimes; “alleged” because nobody has ever been able to legally prove she committed any of them. When the hush-hush agency known as the Toolbox recruits Baird, being a clandestine operative seems like a great way to get paid to do what she already does anyway. That is, until a mission goes wrong, and Baird is infected with a deadly virus.
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gARgles = Aumented Reality Goggles
- By MeDC on 08-02-21
By: Scott Meyer
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Master Lecture Series
- History of the 3rd Robot War
- By: Recent Cutbacks
- Narrated by: Nick Abeel, Becky Baumwoll, Lauren Berst, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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Master Lecture Series: History of the Third Robot War is a future history lecture so epic it will knock your digital socks off! In this satirical Audible Original that turns The Great Courses on its head, Professor Tirannous Rexavier Shepard guides you through the multiverse-shattering events of the war, from the opening "pyew pyews" through Le Battle Finale. Master Lecture Series pays homage to the Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres with gut-busting (and circuit-bending) whimsy.
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Very fun listen
- By Pat Hynes on 04-02-21
By: Recent Cutbacks
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Just One Damned Thing After Another
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Marty Ross
- Narrated by: Gemma Whelan, Ben Miles, Jonathan Bailey, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Original Recording
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Time travel meets history in this Audible Original drama. When Max, a recent ancient history graduate, is offered a mysterious job at St Mary's Historical Research Institute, she quickly comes to realise this isn't any old stuffy research library. At St Mary's the historians don't just study the past - they revisit it. What begins as an academic exploration of events, such as the Peterloo Massacre, takes a dark and dangerous turn, and the historians of St Mary's soon learn that it's not just history they're fighting....
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Might be tough for longtime series fans
- By Lora Feeley on 05-20-17
By: Marty Ross
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Shakedowners
- Shakedowers Series, Book 1
- By: Justin Woolley
- Narrated by: Grant Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Some starship captains explore strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations. Some lead missions of discovery through wormholes to the other side of the galaxy. Then there's Captain Iridius B. Franklin, someone who spent too long seeking out strange new bars and new alien cocktails.
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Romping good fun
- By Andrea on 02-10-22
By: Justin Woolley
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Self Help
- By: Ben H. Winters
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Ron Perlman
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
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Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be. Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone.
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Entertaining and slightly thought provoking, overall humorous
- By Jaxon on 05-30-22
By: Ben H. Winters
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Isaac Steele and the Forever Man
- The Isaac Steele Chronicles
- By: Daniel Rigby
- Narrated by: Daniel Rigby
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Agent Isaac Steele has problems. He spends all his splibs on drink and drugs. He has some deep-seated and very much unresolved issues with his parents. And his robotic partner at Greatest Britain’s Department of Clarification, Dr Timothy Stephens, is ruled more by his heart than his hard drive. But all these issues take a back seat when Isaac stumbles upon a case involving the most sensitive information in the cosmos - a Never File, inaccessible to all except those with the highest clearance. He is expressly forbidden to involve himself. So naturally he does.
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Bombastic comedic rollercoster
- By Hillary on 09-14-21
By: Daniel Rigby
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Zero Day Code
- End of Days, Book 1
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Rupert Degas
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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Every modern city has one week’s worth of food to feed itself. Then it will collapse. Cut off the resources to New York, Sydney, or even a mid-size metropolis, and millions will soon starve. In Zero Day Code we see those immense and open, hyper-complex, networked supercities of the new millennium die. And in the last moments we see their vengeance take form as all the best and worst traits of humanity bubble to the surface.
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If Bernie Sanders’ wrote about the apocalypse...
- By Anonymous User on 07-30-19
By: John Birmingham
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Alethea
- By: Katrina Day, Philomena Polefrone
- Narrated by: Julia Rehwald, Chace Crawford, Beau Bridges, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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In 2048, Sam Bixler is a brilliant scientist working for Telos, the world's most powerful corporation. Little does she know that a shocking secret about a deadly virus lurks within Telos, setting her on a thrilling and dangerous journey.
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Anti-Capitalist Propaganda - Woke to the Extreme
- By Lisey R on 08-14-23
By: Katrina Day, and others
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Make Mine Magic
- By: Shanna Swendson
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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Jilted at the altar, small-town librarian Claire is forced to go on her romantic honeymoon in New York City alone. After enduring one too many meals for two as one, Claire invites a seemingly harmless little old lady to join her for afternoon tea at the Plaza. Unbeknownst to Claire, said little old lady is actually a grand wizard, who bestows Claire with a magical amulet that makes her the sitting queen of the magical community. Claire is swept into the gilded world of New York City wizards - and a bitter power struggle for the throne.
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Clean read
- By Pink Mama T on 02-04-20
By: Shanna Swendson
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Captain Quasar: The Complete Series
- By: Milo James Fowler
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 27 hrs and 22 mins
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Captain Quasar is out of time. Pursued by vengeful Goobalob toll collectors, savage Arachnoid bounty hunters, and formidable Amazonians, Captain Bartholomew Quasar must do whatever he can to keep the crew of the Effervescent Magnitude out of harm's way. All in a day's work - except time is not on his side. Torn from the present to relive his past, he vows to keep mistakes from occurring the second time around. But is he doomed to repeat history? Or can he erase his regrets?
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Unexpected Entertainment
- By Justin Souther on 10-27-24
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20/20
- By: Carl Goodman
- Narrated by: Louise Brealey
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
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On the first day of her new job, Harris is called to the scene of a brutal murder at the heart of Surrey society. A shocking crime, with a meticulous killer: the victim’s eyes have been removed and the body drained of blood, with no forensic evidence left at the scene. Her boss insists it must be the return of a killer who escaped justice several years ago, leaving a trail of bloody ritualistic killings. Harris isn’t so sure: both sets of victims have had their eyes removed, but other details are significantly different.
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Phenomenal
- By Melissa Gardner on 11-20-20
By: Carl Goodman
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Providence
- By: Max Barry
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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Seven years after first contact, Providence Five launches. It is an enormous and deadly warship, built to protect humanity from its greatest ever threat. On board is a crew of just four - tasked with monitoring the ship and reporting the war's progress to a mesmerized global audience by way of social media. But while pursuing the enemy across space, Gilly, Talia, Anders, and Jackson confront the unthinkable: Their communications are cut, their ship decreasingly trustworthy and effective. To survive, they must win a fight that is suddenly and terrifyingly real.
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This is what the future looks like from here.
- By Myers on 02-26-21
By: Max Barry
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Intelligent Design
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: David Spicer
- Narrated by: Kingsley Ben-Adir, Edward Bluemel, Erin Doherty
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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At a shadowy company (Karoli Robotics Corporation) owned by a Sillicon Valley billionaire, a scientist named Jim creates an AI that can fool the Turing test at the same time as his colleague, Daniel, successfully synthesizes DNA in a test tube. Daniel's attempts to reanimate dead chimps using his discovery have been unsuccessful, but when his friend Laura Bocelli is killed by being trapped inside a lab freezer, Daniel is presented with the perfect specimen. However, Laura is irreparably brain dead.
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Can't recommend
- By pondo on 01-25-20
By: David Spicer
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No Kindness Too Soon
- By: Sylvain Neuvel
- Narrated by: Melanie Nicholls-King, Deepti Gupta, Neil Hellegers, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 34 mins
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A mysterious radio signal is picked up from a neighboring star system. A group of experts is brought to the floor of the Grand Canyon to investigate its origin and its meaning as the planet suffers one natural disaster after another. Cut off from the rest of the world, they must question everything, including each other, if they hope to solve the mystery.
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The very kindness I needed...
- By Deb A. on 08-13-22
By: Sylvain Neuvel
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The Zeta Family
- By: Gretchen Enders
- Narrated by: Kevin Nealon, Natasha Lyonne, Amy Goodmurphy
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
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Set on a large ranch in rural upstate New York, it’s early days for the eccentric group of people who call themselves "The Zeta Family" - quite possibly the next big cult phenomenon. Our protagonist, Katie, is an aspiring reporter who has decided to infiltrate the compound, and her future success as a journalist depends entirely on her ability to win the confidence of Zeta Doug, the likable spiritual leader of the group. He’s like a cross between Hunter S. Thompson and George R. R. Martin, with a little too much sci-fi in his head and acid in his blood stream.
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Really enjoyable
- By [Redacted] on 01-18-20
By: Gretchen Enders
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The 22 Murders of Madison May
- By: Max Barry
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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"I love you. In every world." Young real estate agent Madison May is shocked when a client at an open house says these words to her. The man, a stranger, seems to know far too much about her and professes his love - shortly before he murders her.
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Didn't really even want to finish
- By Aaron.Johnson on 07-31-21
By: Max Barry
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Still House
- By: Christian White, Summer DeRoche
- Narrated by: Luke Arnold, Sibylla Budd
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
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Situated in a beautiful setting abutting the Balarang waterways and located on an acre of natural bushland, this three-bedroom country home is full of promise, character and potential. Featuring private access to the many splendours of Balarang Creek, this idyllic property is perfect for anyone seeking fresh air and serenity. Nostalgic for childhood summers a world away from his manic Melbourne life, Dave Johnson purchases a secluded house in a postcard-perfect coastal town.
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Another interesting story lost.
- By impac on 04-15-21
By: Christian White, and others
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Bewilderness, Part One: Threshold
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Shayna Small
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
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Dr. Abby Corman has a bold idea: open a stable doorway between our world and an uninhabited parallel Earth. A new world we can use to mine resources to end poverty, grow enough food to end all hunger, and allow for population growth to end overcrowding. What could be a more noble aspiration for a brilliant young scientist? But the path to hell is paved with good intentions....
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Simple
- By nick on 12-05-20
By: Jonathan Maberry
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- WoodenBling
- 11-25-21
Perfect for the times we are living in
In a perfect world we’d be happy to blame our troubled times on anything but ourselves.
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- Alex
- 11-23-21
Silly but has a great message
The story is extremely silly and the main character will get on your nerves but its a wonderful satire on todays society. It’s definitely a great lighthearted listen.
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- FlipFlop
- 12-10-21
Binge worthy!
It’s really good from start to finish I just don’t like the malleable character diego. I truly haven’t read one like this.
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- Paul Griswold
- 10-30-21
A fun satirical story
If you’re tired of both sides of political extremes this is the story for you. It’s a good reflection of where the world seems to be headed. Everything is an emergency and everyone has a plan to save the world.
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- duder
- 10-22-21
That was fun!
Narration, so good! The story was great! Maybe there are aliens already here, lol! Thanks for the laughs!
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- Justin Vande
- 10-26-21
excellent book
very good book. it's almost a "john dies at the end " kinda theme. gonna check out the rest of his book, see if they have a similar flow.
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- Fairy Goatmother
- 10-18-21
Enjoyable Surprise
This wasn't what I expected it to be, but I found it enjoyable anyway. The story is thought provoking, and contains quite a few ideologies and stereo types.
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- Julia
- 12-23-21
Good but preachy
Even if I agree with the ideology in the book, it's a but heavy handed toward the end.
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- Brianeo
- 11-18-21
Fun, though cynical story
Diego is hapless Everyman who saves the world, and doesn’t get any credit. Wacky adventures ensue.
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- Ijw
- 11-16-21
comes the time, comes the book
draw a straight line between Alfred Bester's The Stars My Destination and this book.
think for yourself.
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