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  • Diary of an Occult Resolution Assistant

  • And Training Witch Valentine Orphanet
  • By: Chris Norgate
  • Narrated by: Michelle Henderson
  • Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
  • 3.0 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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Diary of an Occult Resolution Assistant

By: Chris Norgate
Narrated by: Michelle Henderson
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Valentine Orphanet had an fairly ordinary life until one grey day, she saw that advert in a news agent's window: "Position of employment offered for a researcher/assistant in the field of occult resolution." It seemed more interesting than basic paperwork and filing, but no where did it say anything about exposure to witches, gnomes, fae, creatures of the night, or vampires that share our world with us without our knowledge. We think we sit firmly upon the apex of the Earth's hierarchy pyramid, but it came as some surprise to Valentine to find out we do not.

Valentine is not always up to speed with her employment routines, but she thought that a short spell in the hospital may offer her a chance to rest and possibly enjoy a bunch of grapes from Mr. Xanthic, her employer who was a demon in meetings and a demon in pretty much all things he did. When Mr Xanthic did pay a visit, he brought with him a bloodied knife and a list of instructions instead of fruit.

Children are being preyed upon in their hospital ward. Young girls have been going missing from small villages across the country. Cattle are being mutilated and left strung across pathways. Demonic rituals are in cupboards. Witches are abroad. And somewhere, an angelic librarian is baking very bad cakes. Someone needs to find out what's happening and, if possible, bring everything to a satisfactory conclusion. All in a weeks work for Valentine Orphanet - all 13 days of it.

©2017 ChrisNorgate (P)2018 Chris Norgate
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Interesting and original in a well trodden genre

Wow, I've got someway into the audio and have ordered the book already to read at work. It gives me goosebumps and made me jump, not one to listen to alone at night.
But it's not scarey all the way through but funny and unorthodox in they way it's all from one characters point of view.
I love the way angels had babies with mortals in the past and their children are now nurses and such because they want to help. I had a teacher at school who must have had demon in their ancestry and this book explains why!
The story is cool, Valentine isn't all knowing like a lot of main characters so trial and error seem to be how she acts. Very human in the way her thoughts and feelings come in as important as what is actually happening. I hope it all ends well for her.

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