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Sketch MacQuinor
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Alethea Kontis
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Beware the Sock Monkey. "In a world where monsters and fairies roam the backyard, one gnome seeks to save his true love from an experiment gone terribly awry! You will find within this audiobook the diary entries of one Dr. Harry Gnome, mad scientist. Here there be sock monkeys. You have been warned."
One crazy spring, New York Times best-selling author Alethea Kontis co-created a Twitter serial about Dr. Harry Gnome, a pint-sized mad scientist with the luck of Victor Frankenstein. Dr. Gnome's diary is chock full of rabbits, ray guns, zombies, and sock monkeys. Before there were dapper men and fairy godmothers, there was Harry Gnome.
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- DaynenMc
- 06-04-21
Fun, extremely, short story.
Interesting story of a daily diary of a mad scientist garden gnome.
"Gnomes Rule!"
Definitely leaves you wanting more.
What happens if a mad scientist gnome and airhead fairy get together?
What would their kids look like?
Would a mad scientist gnome make laxative chocolate for cookie making elves to put on their cookies to prank humans?
This story leaves you with more questions than you probably had before starting it. In a good way though.
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- MEDY L
- 07-01-18
Mad scientist
This was a good audiobook with my young ones . Full of amusement for everybody. It also managed to keep their attention because it is very short.
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- Nancy
- 11-19-21
wonderfully amusing
loved this so amusing
worth the listen
and the story behind the story
enjoy
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