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Joe Pasquale
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Joe Pasquale
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Deadknobs and Doomsticks is a collection of 13 short horror stories by I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here's "King of the Jungle" and one of the UK's favourite comedians, Joe Pasquale. Ranging from the darkly bizarre to the horrifically surreal, many of the stories are laced with a theme of bullying and bullies.
Dark undertones and malevolent overtones interweave with characters and situations that pull the listener to the edge of their seat. Wit and black humor is prevalent through the stories, each with a delicious payoff for the reader.
Joe Pasquale shows that where there is laughter there is also a dark and disturbing voice that is drawn to the horror genre to find its release.
Joe shows he has as unique a voice in the world of horror writing as in comedy.
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- Patrizia Rinko
- 09-03-22
Not a Fan
Thought this would be more dark humor with a comedian reader.
Stories were not that great and for some reason the sound was like listening thru a tin can.
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