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Narrated by:
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Joel Simler
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By:
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Justin Hunter
About this listen
A deviant kid tires of his absent father's antics and summons a curse that will kill him the moment he tells one of his tired zingers. Little does he know that this time, his dad has left for good.
The curse spreads. Dads are dying all over town, and nobody knows how to stop it. Meanwhile, the wayward father kills time at a strip club and meets a dancer whose body hungers for wayward men. Literally.
The town falls into chaos while their lone police officer's sentient shotgun begins to question his owner's monogamy.
Fiona, the kid's sister, tires of her mother's inattentiveness, and decides she must take her freedom, and the town's future, into her own hands.
Dad Jokes by Justin Hunter is a comedic action-packed adventure about a small town horror and a deadly curse that could spell the end of humanity.
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- Lexie McDonough
- 06-09-23
You're not waiting for the action to start!
Dad Jokes by Justin Hunter took absolutely no time to get into the carnage. Oh my god, this was one of the most bizarre bizarro horror stories I've gotten my hands on. Dad's across the city keep exploding! Literally! While the city is trying to find out why their husband's and fathers heads are just blowing up, a young boy named Chip is super into the occult and summoning demons. Oh, and there's a stripper, too. No matter what I say, you won't believe me unless you read it yourself. The number of times I laughed and said, "WHAT?!" though this story is ridiculous. I loved it. You're all just gonna have to trust me on this one. If you enjoy bizarro horror, please pick this one up as soon as possible. It's over the top ridiculous, gory, and darkly humorous.
Narration by Joel Simler was definitely done well. While doing his job professionally, it also felt like he made sure you don't take this one too seriously and catch the humor, too. He kind of had a reporter voice, but it oddly worked well for this story. I'm unsure how else to explain it. I look forward to listening to some more of his narration in the future.
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