Curtain Call
A Death Metal Novel
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Nathan Squiers
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Death Metal has never been so deadly....
The Bloodtones: up-and-coming heavy metal thrashers extraordinaire; a motley crew of diverse skills, mixed views, and different…species. But while their tastes might (literally) differ, there’s one thing they can all agree on: their music; their career; their goal.
That was, at least, before Bekka - the voice and spirit of the Bloodtones - finds herself possessed (and in possession of) cosmic beings from another realm. Instead of spinning heads and speaking in tongues, however, this possession comes with superhuman powers….
Along with a new and unstoppable breed of superhuman stalkers. The “other side” wants what’s theirs, but this return policy will cost Bekka her life and the Bloodtones their lead singer.
Will a werewolf, a vampire, a wizard, and an angry, Mohawk-wearing human be enough to stand between Bekka and a seemingly infinite horde of possessed fans? They’re going to have to be - otherwise, it’ll be curtain call for the Bloodtones.
Collected herein is a new-and-improved copy of the mutli-award winning novel, Curtain Call: A Death Metal Novel, along with the crossover novella, Crimson Metal, and the short, romantic thriller, Dark Melody (co-authored by the Mythos Realm co-creator, Megan J. Parker).
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- By Andrew on 10-04-24
By: John Scalzi