Clusterfuck Platoon
A Comedic Odyssey Through Modern Warfare
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Narrated by:
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Gary Roelofs
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By:
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Dustin Gross
About this listen
Basic training was a disaster. His first mission was worse. But somehow, Private Johnny Durham is still alive—and that’s the real miracle.
What happens when the world’s most unlucky soldier stumbles his way through the ranks of the U.S. Army? Absolute chaos.
Meet Johnny “Fuckup” Durham, the military’s biggest disaster-in-the-making. From boot camp blunders and failed field exercises to a classified drone operation that accidentally targets the Colonel’s dog, Durham’s career is a glorious trainwreck of friendly fire, bureaucratic insanity, and tactical goat theft (yes, really).
Download now and enlist in the most absurd platoon in military history!
©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross