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Christmas Jokes
- Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
- Narrated by: Soo Porter
- Length: 6 mins
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Christmas jokes for kids!
Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in storytelling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean Christmas jokes for children.
Children can practice their learning and joke-telling skills with these funny Christmas jokes for kids. With silly jokes and lots of holiday laughs, beginning and early learners can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.
This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, riding in the car, and listening aloud at home!
- Funny Christmas jokes for kids!
- Excellent for early and beginning learners
- Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
- Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud
Funny jokes from this audiobook:
Q: What do you call a singing elf? A: A wrapper!
Haha!
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has noel!
LOL!
Q: What’s the best thing to put in a Christmas cookie? A: Your teeth!
Haha!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mary! Mary who? Mary Christmas!
This funny joke audiobook is full of hilarious Christmas jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Christmas, Santa Claus, reindeer, snowmen, elves, and more will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults.
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wonderful little book full of jokes and tidbits that kids are going to love reading. fun book for families to read together.
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