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Amy McFadden
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Tara Sivec
About this listen
‘Twas the week before Christmas
and all through L.A.,
Allie Parker’s famous twin sisters
were driving her cray.
She fled to the mountains
with a hostage in tow,
hoping to sleep through the holidays,
which were a sh*t-show.
A crash in a blizzard,
and a hot mountain man,
definitely wasn’t part
of her evacuation plan.
Santas, and stockings,
and creepy nutcrackers too,
everywhere she looks,
it’s a crazy Christmas zoo.
But there are hugs, and smiles,
and a beautiful view,
kisses and laughter,
and no time to be blue.
Maybe this family,
with their hot mountain man,
will make this a Christmas
Allie can actually stand.
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- Joanne Cunningham
- 12-22-20
Christmas Fun
Just what was needed in a holiday book. Loved everything about this book. So much fun
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- Johanna
- 12-19-20
So Freakin’ Cute!!!
This book was freaking adorable!
Funny and fun and adorable as all get out! I love how the story played out and ended!
Amy McFadden rocked the house down with her performance as well!
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- Kelly Bednar
- 12-14-21
Didn’t want it to end!
Such a cute book! The male character was so cute (in the things he did or said) and I loved the humor written in for all of the characters! I didn’t want to see it end. Would make a cute movie too.
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- CLL
- 12-18-20
Love Tara's stories❣️
I love Tara's stories❣️ the characters are relatable, the drama level is extremely low, and the endings are always perfect.
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- Bobbie
- 12-14-20
A Delightful Story
I absolutely loved this story. The characters were funny and often hilarious. A must read.
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- Michelle C. Queen
- 12-19-20
Perfect Christmas read
This book kept a smile on my face and a chuckle in my throat the entire time. It will be one of my go to books every Christmas from now on. It is definitely a feel good read for the holidays.
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- H Price
- 03-25-20
Funny, Sweet, and Light-Hearted
I was a little baffled as to why Audible released a Christmas book at the end of March, but it was just what I needed right now!
A loving send-up of Hallmark Christmas movies and reality TV, Christmas Cliché is heart-warming, funny, and sweet. Allie and Jason are great characters and the supporting cast is quirky and hilarious.
As always, Amy McFadden's narration was perfect!
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- LAS
- 11-09-20
Warm, fun, amazing Christmas rom-com!
As usual, Tara Sivec has written an absolute rom-com delight that will leave you so thoroughly satisfied and happy. Christmas Cliche is a Hallmark Holiday Movie in audiobook form.
Allie and Jason are an amazingly adorable couple, and they have an instant spark and chemistry that just can't be denied. And, in true Christmas miracle/holiday rom-com form, they both help each other regain their Christmas spirit. There is a Nutcracker phobia, various holiday pajamas and movies, food emergencies, woodworking, etc. You name the holiday cliche, it was probably in this book.
As for the narration, Amy McFadden did an amazing job capturing Allie's earnestness, Jason's slight grumpiness, and Millie's confusion about how the real world works! It was a fun listen that had me smiling for hours.
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- Robin Puckett
- 12-26-20
Loved It!
Oh my! What a wonderful story! Funny and light hearted! And did I say funny! Tara and Amy did a great job. This will definitely be one I listen to every Christmas season!
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- Jess Rossman
- 12-04-22
Genuinely sweet and funny holiday romance
Great performance, sweet story and very funny dialog. BFF Milly ended up being my fave character.
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