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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
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Does it hold up beyond the R&L fandom?
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disappointed
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- Carol
- 03-31-21
Loved it!!!
I think this must have been written for Christina Applegate! She was perfect in her narration and inflection and the story was perfect for her snarky characters. I totally enjoyed this story and only wish it could have been longer without messing up the story line. I hope to hear more from the Boren/Applegate combination.
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- GoldenNoel
- 06-23-21
Super cute tale of redemption!
Christina was perfect! Thanks so much for the quick listen. The time flew by while I cleaned my bathrooms. :)
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- Denise Nix
- 04-07-21
Both hilarious and touching
I loved every minute of this book. I laughed and I cried. We have all had a Norma Kramer in our lives.
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- MooseKat
- 04-03-21
Awesome
I loved this story! Christina Applegate I salute your heartfelt narration. I could visualize everything
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- Gregg lees
- 06-23-21
amazing!
this is such a great listen for any mom on vacation! love it so much
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- J
- 03-24-21
Spectacular
I thoroughly enjoyed this. Getting Christina Applegate to read this was absolutely perfect. Wish it was longer. Please write more like this--full-length novel, maybe?
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- 03-25-21
Hilarious story and narration
I loved it and highly recommend it! Christina Applegate was a fantastic narrator. The story was pretty darn funny and had a good ending. I laughed out loud a lot of times.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-23-21
Narration made this book very enjoyable.
When I started listening I thought this story was not for me. I’m glad I gave it a ten minute chance. It was funny and I laughed quite often throughout this book. Partly because of the plot but mostly because the narrator was perfect for the story. I will look for more books read by Christina Applegate for sure!
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- SBC64
- 05-03-21
Love
Not only do I love Christina but I love this book! It was funny and witty. It made me laugh. And yes, we all have a Norma! 🙄 Thanks for writing it!
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- A. Strobel
- 04-07-21
Welllll....
The story is pretty good. It’ll make you feel better about your own family.
The language is unnecessarily over-the-top.
The music is distracting. Makes you feel like you should be watching the story instead of just listening.
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