
Bonnie Before the Brain Implants
Exponential Innovations, Book 1
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Keith Blenman
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In this sci-fi comedy, Bonnie Neman is training to be a tour guide at Exponential Innovations, a scientific community run amuck with its own hubris. Javier Costello is a genetic engineer tasked with designing a shrink ray. Together, in a place where even the employees are part of a grander experiment, they'll achieve something impossible.
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- Jesse Garcia
- 09-11-19
Looking forward to the next one
Really dug Black Monday and couldn’t wait to listening to Bonnie Before, but my god now I have to wait for the next chapter! >_< End is definitely lackluster, but Keith always writes well, and Shaniese always delivers. Dive in, you won’t regret it!
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