
Betwixt the Dark & Light
A Collection of Oddities
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Sam Rosenthal
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By:
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Jonathan Lambert
About this listen
You have questions. What if werewolves, witches, and ghosts roamed the world? The answers lie in the space between darkness and light, between what you think you know and the brutal truth of the world. Betwixt the Dark & Light attempts to answer your questions.
Werewolves are real, but the wolf next door is in a 12-step program. Witches roam the world, looking for companionship on dating apps. Ghosts haunt the dark, but there are worse things going bump in the night. And God does exist, but he’s a rude cubicle dweller whose greatest wish is for his football team to be champions again. Twenty humorous and horrible explorations of the world await listeners willing to ask the hard questions about decomposing zombies, vigilantes with unusual calling cards, and the outcomes of cursing your romantic rivals.
In these tales that defy black and white explanations, you will despise heroes, cheer for villains, question the innocence of children, and laugh at how odd the world really is. Most importantly, you will delve into an unseen world that only exists when the light is low and the dark is coming. It is a land Betwixt the Dark & Light.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-15-21
brilliant
Worth the listen! funny, witty and engaging. One of a kind. What an interesting ride.
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- Crystal
- 04-13-21
Terrible
This might be good if you are twelve. The stories are really lame. Narration is ok. Wasted a credit.
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