
Are You F@#$!%& Joking Me!?: Best 101 Dirty, Inappropriate, NSFW, Vulgar, Disgusting, Offensive, Politically Incorrect Jokes (Volume 2)
Are You F@#$!%& Joking Me!?, Volume 2
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Alistair Dryburgh
About this listen
This hilarious joke book contains 100+ of the absolute best dirty, filthy, vulgar, politically incorrect, offensive, not safe for work jokes ever created! This book pokes fun at everyone and is very insensitive so if you are easily offended then this book is not for you. But if you can roll with the punches then this joke book will have you rolling on the floor laughing!
©2017 Michael Patria (P)2018 Michael PatriaListeners also enjoyed...
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- Joe
- 05-18-18
3.5 stars
First, this is definitely not for the easily offended. The book does have a variety of jokes and I did laugh at a few of them, but most were meh. The book is only 45 minutes, so it's not worth a credit, but may be worth the few dollars you pay for it. The narration was good and delivered well, but there were a couple of issues. First, there's a laugh track, so if you dont like laugh tracks, you will not enjoy it. The other issue was on a few occassions, the laugh track ran a couple of times without the joke. Not sure if a joke was missed during editing or if the laugh track was played by accident. I received this book for free for my honest review.
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