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Almost a Martian

By: Brett Perkins
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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"...hilarious, heartbreaking, and deeply relatable." - Becky Bain, Writer & Editor

Brett Perkins tries to fit in but rarely succeeds. Living with his sister and single mother in 1970s Southern California, Brett continually finds himself in ridiculous situations of his own making. From nearly dyeing himself permanently green to getting himself shot in the head with an arrow, you'll either burst out laughing or turn red with second-hand embarrassment as this screwball navigates his elementary school years. Almost a Martian is a collection of stories for those who want to feel better about themselves by contrast.

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