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I am confused.
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Prince Kevin Timberline must retrieve Ancient Artifact Model Seven from the clutches of the evil Lord Voltmeter - He Who Must Be Named - before said evil lord unleashes his diabolical plan. Luckily, Kevin wields a secret weapon that will cause the forces of darkness to tremble: The Handbook of Practical Heroics.
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Milking the Giant Cow!
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Adorable fantasy
Cute cozy fantasy written for YA but fun for any age. Good reader. An all around enjoyable choice.
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This is an amusing story that almost immediately captures the listeners attention. Also this is written in a fairy tale style. Perfect for reading [or] listening to one chapter at a time. In the evening to settle the children for bed.
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- Anonymous User
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An Absolute Delight!
This was absolutely delightful! I loved pretty much every second of it. Easily my favorite read of the year so far and the best T. Kingfisher book I have read so far! The narrator, Patricia Santomasso, was awesome as well.
I also didn't expect that emotional gut-punch nor the conversation about some of the tropes in fantasy that don't make much sense (young heroes saving the world while the actual adults are completely useless). Both of which made the story even better.
One thing I have realized about T. Kingfisher after reading a few of her books (Nettle & Bone, Swordheart, Bryony & Roses and this one) is - when she writes about classic (trope-wise) characters, I find them *exceedingly* boring, so much so that it lessens my enjoyment of these stories considerably. Case in point - both of the protagonists in Nettle & Bone (warrior with a dark past and a wallflower girl) or the villains in Swordheart (eeeeevil family members). This story also had one - the knight in the shining armor general. However, he was so little in the story that it didn't matter.
However, on the other hand, when she lets her "non-standard" characters take the stage, they shine and delight at every turn and have wonderful banter. I'd love to read a story purely about the adventures of the witch, fairy grandmother & the devil chicken from Nettle & Bone. Or a story purely about the Rat God priest & the MC from Swordheart or an adventure about Mona and her gingerbread familiar, her awesome aunt, Molly, Spindle & the Duchess. In my opinion, T. Kingfisher should simply ditch all of the generic character archetypes (and just to be clear, those classic types can absolutely be done in an interesting way, I just don't find them enticing at all in her stories) and let her unlikely heroes have the spotlight full time.
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- ajax
- 03-15-22
Loved it
I never thought I'd fall in love with a sour dough starter, but here we are.
A very fun world, it reminded me a lot of Discworld, and I'm very much looking forward to any more in this universe.
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- Angela Lien
- 06-02-22
The most amazing book ever.
Okay so I have this book at home and I’ve read it like three times before. But when I saw that there was a audiobook I had to come check it out! I think that they really captured the characters and it was just-AMAZING! If your looking for a fun dark-ish and surprising book to listen to I recommend this.
Thanks for the fun book T Kingfisher!
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-14-22
SUCH A JOY!!!
I don't know WHEN I've enjoyed a book more; pure delight! Not a serious read but all fun. Such amazing creativity in writing! So many stories could follow - one can hope!
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- CC
- 12-04-22
Wonderful and refreshing
I very much enjoyed this book. As someone who normally chooses very dark and unsettling topics that keep me awake at night. I found this book to be a great little vacay and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Quick and smart, moving along unpredictable and sad and funny and just a fun fun ride!!
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- April W
- 04-10-23
Gingerbread men
Mona is a young baker who finds a dead girl in her aunt’s bakery one morning. This event sets off a chain of events that leads to Mona helping to save the kingdom with her baked goods.
I enjoyed listening to the book. Mona’s reactions were fairly true to how a young girl would react to the things she faces.
I like the creativity Mona and Spindle display. I really like the gingerbread man.
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- PaintedPoppies
- 05-24-23
Fun and exciting
A very good story, although I’d say the familiar is more of a gingerbread man!
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