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Get this: you wake up in the hospital. You're not feeling so hot—to put it mildly—and also, you're surrounded by hordes of zombies! After trying to run away, you eventually find a map of the building, but guess what? It's in French! Why? 'Cuz you're in France!
You've got nothing on you but a baseball bat, and the zombies are just one step away from biting you on your bare backside. But don't worry, there's still hope, because you've got your own personal shelter in spacetime.
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By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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An Ideal World for a Sociopath, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Colin Parker - Translated by
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Are you a sociopath and dissatisfied with your life? Don't know what to do about it or where to begin? In that case, we have the solution.
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Cringe MC
- By Anonymous User on 03-30-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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The Coming of God of Death, Book 1
- By: Dmitry Dornichev, Anna Allen - translator
- Narrated by: Christian Leatherman
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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I led a quiet life, peacefully ruling the underworld until that mother of *** showed up with her people and angels. They destroyed everything I'd built with so much effort and nearly killed me. But I managed to return! Wait . . . My only disciple and candidate for a new body is a sick kid who's about to die? Are you serious?!
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Excellent intro novel
- By King Coop on 03-28-25
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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Ghost in the System: Book 1
- By: Alexey Kovtunov, Benjamin Patrick Miller - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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The System is here! Most of the population of the planet were suddenly turned into zombies, while the rest acquired new abilities. Abilities that let them run from the zombies, save themselves, hide, and try to survive. But it only takes one bite that almost always means death. Our hero was standing in line when the apocalypse came. He was lucky at first to be caught in a crowd when the zombies tried to bite him on the leg. Really lucky, because those trials unlocked new abilities for him.
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It's okay. I hopes for book two.
- By Protomancer on 02-18-25
By: Alexey Kovtunov, and others
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Trials of Dominion
- Soulweaver, Book 1
- By: Vowron Prime
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
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Greg walked into a bar hoping to wash away the sour taste of a bad day at work. What he got instead was a bartender offering him the opportunity of his dreams—with a catch. A ticket to purchase a class that could make him the strongest being alive. If he can afford the asking price. Thrust into a world he knows nothing about, Greg will need power on another level entirely. To get ahead, he'll need the kind of power only deities possess.
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Great magic system
- By Anonymous User on 03-17-25
By: Vowron Prime
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Reincarnation
- Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 1
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Reincarnated into his old self, Li Wei starts over at the lowest point of his life. Marred with a crippled body, he has to depend on his mastery of arrays and future knowledge to carve his own path in the brutal cultivation world. With his old friends and animal companions, Li Wei sets out on an epic journey to fix his past life's mistakes, achieve his dao, and fight the heavens. With a SYSTEM to help him, his journey might be easier this time. Or it might not be.
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Rabbits: Keep Out! A LitRPG Progression Fantasy Series
- The Village, Book 1
- By: Dmitry Dornichev, Alexey Kovtunov, Sofia Gutkin - translator
- Narrated by: Matt Weisgerber
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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People awake in a strange place with no idea of who or where they are. There is only a bizarre message carved into a metal obelisk and the growing awareness that every single living creature in this new world is a deadly threat. Even a seemingly cute and fluffy bunny has a taste for human flesh . . .What are they to do? How will they survive? How do they stay sane?
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Awesome
- By CC on 09-19-24
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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An Ideal World for a Sociopath, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Colin Parker - Translated by
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Are you a sociopath and dissatisfied with your life? Don't know what to do about it or where to begin? In that case, we have the solution.
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Cringe MC
- By Anonymous User on 03-30-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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The Coming of God of Death, Book 1
- By: Dmitry Dornichev, Anna Allen - translator
- Narrated by: Christian Leatherman
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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I led a quiet life, peacefully ruling the underworld until that mother of *** showed up with her people and angels. They destroyed everything I'd built with so much effort and nearly killed me. But I managed to return! Wait . . . My only disciple and candidate for a new body is a sick kid who's about to die? Are you serious?!
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Excellent intro novel
- By King Coop on 03-28-25
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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Ghost in the System: Book 1
- By: Alexey Kovtunov, Benjamin Patrick Miller - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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The System is here! Most of the population of the planet were suddenly turned into zombies, while the rest acquired new abilities. Abilities that let them run from the zombies, save themselves, hide, and try to survive. But it only takes one bite that almost always means death. Our hero was standing in line when the apocalypse came. He was lucky at first to be caught in a crowd when the zombies tried to bite him on the leg. Really lucky, because those trials unlocked new abilities for him.
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It's okay. I hopes for book two.
- By Protomancer on 02-18-25
By: Alexey Kovtunov, and others
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Trials of Dominion
- Soulweaver, Book 1
- By: Vowron Prime
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Greg walked into a bar hoping to wash away the sour taste of a bad day at work. What he got instead was a bartender offering him the opportunity of his dreams—with a catch. A ticket to purchase a class that could make him the strongest being alive. If he can afford the asking price. Thrust into a world he knows nothing about, Greg will need power on another level entirely. To get ahead, he'll need the kind of power only deities possess.
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Great magic system
- By Anonymous User on 03-17-25
By: Vowron Prime
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Reincarnation
- Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 1
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Reincarnated into his old self, Li Wei starts over at the lowest point of his life. Marred with a crippled body, he has to depend on his mastery of arrays and future knowledge to carve his own path in the brutal cultivation world. With his old friends and animal companions, Li Wei sets out on an epic journey to fix his past life's mistakes, achieve his dao, and fight the heavens. With a SYSTEM to help him, his journey might be easier this time. Or it might not be.
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Flesh and Magic
- A LitRPG Adventure (Cultist of Cerebon, Book 1)
- By: Fizzicks
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
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When Zareth was first reborn into a strange new world of magic and wonder, he was ecstatic. He’d expected to go on to live an exciting life filled with danger and adventure. Instead, Zareth spends much of his new life on the streets of Tal’Qamar before eventually becoming a Cultist to Cerebon, God of Flesh and Transformation, where he spends most of his time helping rich women smoothen their skin.
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Great listen, with a very odd choice of ending.
- By Ty on 03-15-25
By: Fizzicks
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Immortal Drunkard: Volume 1
- Immortal Drunkard, Book 1
- By: Mortykay
- Narrated by: Adam James Conner
- Length: 22 hrs and 39 mins
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In a world ravaged by endless battles and wars, the life of an ordinary person is as fleeting as a moment. Kai, a young orphan raised in a remote shelter, struggles daily for mere survival. But when he faces the brutal realities of his world, his fate takes an unexpected turn. Mysterious circumstances lead him to the mystical Sphere, an artifact that unlocks untapped powers. From that moment on, Kai gains abilities beyond his wildest dreams.
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cultivation love
- By Richard on 02-28-25
By: Mortykay
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Oath of the Survivor
- A LitRPG Apocalypse
- By: James Meyer
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
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When the apocalypse strikes the world Kyle Mayhew calls home, he is thrust into a struggle for survival. Alongside his Central Health Autonomous Diagnostic Drone (C.H.A.D.D.), he will have to overcome mutated creatures, ruthless marauders, and his grandfather’s legacy to carve out a new home.
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Issues with
- By John on 03-12-25
By: James Meyer
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Obelisk: System Integration: A LitRPG Adventure
- Obelisk: System Integration, Book 1
- By: Conor Malachi
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
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Ominous obelisks land on Earth with a single message: Join the games to give humanity a fighting chance to survive... Or roll over and die. Too bad for them, Warren isn't the rolling-over type. Cancer may be kicking Warren's a$$, but he's not about to let aliens destroy his home and everything he loves (which is mostly just his dog, Buck). Besides, what does he have to lose? Better to die with sword in hand, bleeding out from a head wound than in some hospital bed...
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Inconsistent story
- By Benjamin Samuel Woodson-Kenon on 03-01-25
By: Conor Malachi
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Accidental Champion
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Todd Herzman
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla
- Length: 20 hrs and 46 mins
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Xavier Collins was sitting in class when the System integrated Earth into the Greater Universe, where countless vast kingdoms, empires, and collectives battle for domination. He didn't know what choosing to be a Champion would entail. He just liked the sound of it. But when he's teleported to the aptly-named Tower of Champions, he must face challenges against those who have known about the System since birth.
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Another crybaby MC gains power while whining.
- By Snafu Family on 06-28-24
By: Todd Herzman
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Beta-Testing the Apocalypse
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: JG Spaulding
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
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Dex is just your average, everyday I.T. Professional. Eyes tired from working late, the strange glowing gem floating in the middle of his apartment didn’t exactly grab his attention. Until it opens into a portal and starts counting down to his death. In a life-or-death situation, an autistic quality assurance engineer probably isn’t your first choice for a hero. But he has a certain set of skills that catches the attention of the Daemon System as it implements a secret beta-test on Earth.
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pay to ask
- By Morgan Ansolabehere on 03-07-25
By: JG Spaulding
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The Bee-ginning: A Dungeon-Core LitRPG
- The Bee Dungeon, Book 1
- By: Icalos
- Narrated by: Savy Des-Etages
- Length: 14 hrs and 16 mins
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Belissar has always lived a peaceful life, if not a particularly easy one. Though he lost his parents, he was taken in by a kindly villager who taught him his life's calling: beekeeping. But one day the local lord's ruthless son, Ruckanos, comes to their humble village to claim his own tower, slaughtering everyone. Luckily for Belissar, as he lies dying with an arrow in his back, a tiny worker bee decides to interfere, and he wakes up not only alive but a whole new bee-ing.
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- By Wardragod on 04-01-25
By: Icalos
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The Goldenblood Heir
- Book 1
- By: Boris Romanovsky, Zachary J. Lorang - Translator
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
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I'm a pretty unique guy. I have golden blood flowing through my veins. There are only about thirty people like me in the entire world. Yes, golden blood is a real thing. Google it if you don't believe me. My blood has allowed me to join a group of test subjects, eventually becoming the proud owner of an AI neural chip best known as Alisa. My blood has allowed me to be reborn after death: reborn to a new life in a world governed by magic, a world where humans are locked in mortal combat with monsters. Reborn—into the body of a terminally ill young guy who has but two days left to live.
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If you read this book you will be hooked! Awesome series!
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 09-20-24
By: Boris Romanovsky, and others
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The Healer's Way
- Healer's Way, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Alexey Kovtunov, Jennifer E. Sunseri - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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I was the most powerful healer in my world—the best, having devoted my entire life to mastering the art of healing. And yet, for whatever reason, my brother feared that I sought to claim his throne, and he marshaled his forces against me.
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A good and interesting start but very Russian
- By Cory on 03-07-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Inheritance
- A Wuxia/Xianxia Cultivation Novel (Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 2)
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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Gifted with knowledge of the future, Li Wei’s path should be an easy one, right? But when the future doesn’t behave as it’s supposed to, plans are derailed and things change. Faced with a challenge against the Li clan, Wei must alter his plans and find a way to solve the situation at hand, but a new path taken is a path not yet explored. Thrown into a bad situation, Wei must use his knowledge of the future and his powers to fight an overwhelmingly powerful enemy.
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- By Anonymous User on 07-28-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Re-Roll: A LitRPG Adventure
- New Realm Online, Book 1
- By: Robyn Wideman
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 13 hrs and 36 mins
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Ryan Rosa has had a run of bad luck, but when he receives a VIP package for the newest and hottest game to come out in years, his luck takes a turn for the better. But his good luck ends when he's stabbed in the back by a guild of players who betray him for a unique weapon he possesses. Ryan contemplates doing the one thing every player hates doing: rerolling his unique character and starting over. But even starting over won't save Ryan in New Realm Online.
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Pleasant
- By Eric on 09-06-21
By: Robyn Wideman
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Shadowcroft Academy for Dungeons
- Year One
- By: James Hunter, Aaron Michael Ritchey
- Narrated by: Henry Kramer
- Length: 13 hrs
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Wounded Army vet Logan Murray thought mimics were the stuff of board games and dungeon manuals...right up until one ate him. In a flash of snapping teeth, Logan suddenly finds himself on the doorstep to another world. He’s been unwittingly recruited into the Shadowcroft Academy for Dungeons - the most prestigious interdimensional school dedicated to training the monstrous guardians who protect the Tree of Souls from so-called heroes. Heroes who would destroy the universe if it meant a shot at advancement.
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I wish it were enjoyable
- By Brandon on 06-28-21
By: James Hunter, and others
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- L. Veal
- 05-18-24
Based MC
Funny, gritty, Russian no BS takes on the apocalypse and thrives. Even helps others along the way .. kinda
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- CC
- 05-02-24
Really good!
this was really entertaining it was a mix of dark and humorous but do be warned that the author is Russian and if you have listened or read anything by Russian author you know what to expect competent and morally grey MC but also their point of view of men and women. overall it was a good story and im definitely getting the next one when it comes out
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- Randy Smith
- 06-21-24
Good start
Very good start to an interesting story. I know a few lady friends of mine would not find it very amusing. The misogynistic lead male character would definitely not play well too many audiences here in the United States. Though it was quite amusing.
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- Joseph Kozak
- 06-03-24
Hella misogynistic, but fun looking at it as satire.
every thing in it is so playing into 12 yr old boy stereotypes, that it's hilarious.
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- Sam
- 06-04-24
Extremely Misogynistic
First off, the writing and performance are actually pretty good, with a fun concept, some funny jokes and a few clever turns of phrase i'm genuinely impressed by. The world and the system are clearly thought out, the main character is consistent in being a complete ass, and you can understand why he is the way he is.
That said, i think some other reviewers think its just the main character who is extremely misogynistic. I don't think thats the case. If it were the case, we would be shown that women are useable for things other than looking pretty and to "relieve stress."
The issue isnt for how women are treated in the book, though i'd understand that while it may be "realistic" it would be uncomfortable for many who may just want a silly post apocalypse book that this portrays itself as. The issue is that to me, at-least it seems the author agrees with the character. Rarely is a woman in this book described by anything other than her looks, and rarely do they do anything but fawn over the main character.
Overall, the book was a fun time but it really became hard by the end to tell if the author was writing a character, or writing a world and people as he saw them, if that makes sense.
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- Kalen Lewis
- 03-27-25
Not particularly entertaining.
This is a book that would have benefited from slower pacing; more attention to detail, some scene chewing would have gone along well, The setting isn’t particularly well built, and I’d give it more time for a slower burn, but that’s really not the vibe here.
The MC is incredibly unlikable, giving grace for the general cynicism of Eastern European literature, there’s not a whole lot going on for the man. He’s not particularly clever, nothing really stands out about him besides the series entitled power. Now, if the combat was exciting, or the system structure was interesting/ well planned, some of this might be salvageable; not every MC has especially interesting, but at that point you need something else going on to support the story.
Now that’s not to say it’s a bad book, it’s okay, I’ve read worse, it’s just not particularly captivating and the approach leaves much to be desired. There’s an attempt here to make a gritty, desperate zombie/system story, but not nearly enough care is given to the setting to make that work. Perhaps the original language helped, maybe the original Russian created more captivating word choices, or raised the level of literary finesse, but this version at least falls flat.!!
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- JB
- 10-18-24
Uncomfortable misogyny.
Apparently the writer is an aggressive misogynist. Main character is an obvious incel. Females are regularly called stupid and every Female is identified by breast size and looks more often than her name. Also, every female is constantly throwing herself at the main character and drowning him in compliments. The whole thing comes across as laughably stupid. It’s like if the world‘s biggest incel wrote a story. The main hero has a camp filled with horny beautiful women who idolize him…. And just a handful of men who could never compete with him because he is so awesome. All of the women totally understand why the main character talks to them in an incredibly degrading way and occasionally hits them. And in spite of verbal and physical abuse, they are constantly drooling over him.
Also, I have no clue why this book was associated with LGBTQIA plus fiction. There is one background character who might be a lesbian but her whole existence is to satisfy a lesbian fantasy for the male reader… a lesbian fantasy that doesn’t come true because she is busy throwing herself at the main character.
Seriously, this book is really fracking stupid.
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- DragoneChilde
- 05-06-24
Harem, proceed at your own risk
For those who do not enjoy harems, this book is chock full of definite harem accents.
I'm not going to knock this book just because the MC is a misogynist jerk, because the world building it novel and the plot is awesome.
But be warned that the MC is not a hero (which is perfectly fine) and makes no bones about the fact that he's not a hero. What he is, is a man trying to survive after waking in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
Concept - 5 - Great
world – 4
Story- 4
Character – 1 unrepentant misogynist
Character progr. - 2 perhaps he will become better? I don't know and will not be interested in finding out
Dialogue – great dialogue
writing – awesome
conflict– will he survive or will he fail to secure his little world.
Overall rating = 4
Comment: Read at your own risk, rated for misogyny and harem
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