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Tomes & Tea, Book 2
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Rebecca Thorne
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance"—AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can become lovers!
Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.
While Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite pastime.
The dragon eggs may have to wait.
A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.
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Fern has weathered the stillness and storms of a bookseller’s life for decades, but now, in the face of crippling ennui, transplants herself to the city of Thune to hang out her shingle beside a long-absent friend’s coffee shop. What could be a better pairing? Surely a charming renovation montage will cure what ails her! If only things were so simple… It turns out that fixing your life isn’t a one-time prospect, nor as easy as a change of scenery and a lick of paint.
By: Travis Baldree
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The Warden
- The Warden, Book 1
- By: Daniel M. Ford
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Now Aelis de Lenti, a daughter of a noble house and recent graduate of the esteemed Magisters’ Lyceum, finds herself in the far-removed village of Lone Pine. Mending fences, matching wits with goats, and serving people who want nothing to do with her. But, not all is well in Lone Pine, and as the villagers Aelis is reluctantly getting to know start to behave strangely, Aelis begins to suspect that there is far greater need for a Warden of her talents than she previously thought.
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It Grows
- By Gloria on 09-01-24
By: Daniel M. Ford
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Cursed Cocktails
- Tales of Aedrea
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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After twenty years defending the frozen north against some of the most dangerous threats in the nine kingdoms, Rhoren “Bloodbane” has finally earned his retirement. While the blood mage's service to the realm may have ended, burning veins and aching joints remain, and Rhoren soon learns that a warmer climate offers relief from his chronic pain. And a chance at a fresh start.
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Puts you in the Cozy Spirit
- By Nathan Bosworth on 09-15-23
By: S.L. Rowland
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Forged by Magic
- A Falling for Fables Standalone
- By: Jenna Wolfhart
- Narrated by: Zara Eden, Aiden Snow
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Trapped in a tower by the emperor who conquered her homeland, Daella yearns for an escape. But as one of the few half-orcs left in the world, she knows she'll never be free, much less find her own happily ever after. Destiny takes an unexpected turn when the emperor offers her a deal. To earn her freedom, she must journey to the mysterious Isles of Fable and track down wielders of outlawed dragon magic. Eager to seize her chance, Daella agrees. When a brutal storm tosses her ship off course, she washes up on the wrong island—right at the feet of Rivelin, a gruff but handsome elven blacksmith.
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Love the story, but audio performance was not good at all
- By micah delbridge on 01-18-24
By: Jenna Wolfhart
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Midnight Is the Darkest Hour
- A Novel
- By: Ashley Winstead
- Narrated by: Sarah Welborn
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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In her small hometown, librarian Ruth Cornier has always felt like an outsider, even as her beloved father rains fire-and-brimstone warnings from the pulpit at Holy Fire Baptist. Unfortunately for Ruth, the only things the townspeople fear more than the God and the Devil are the myths that haunt the area, like the story of the Low Man, a vampiric figure said to steal into sinners' bedrooms and kill them on moonless nights. When a skull is found deep in the swamp next to mysterious carved symbols, Bottom Springs is thrown into uproar.
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worst narrator I've ever heard.
- By Alyssa Rotonda on 10-14-23
By: Ashley Winstead
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A Lesson in Vengeance
- By: Victoria Lee
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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Felicity Morrow is back at the Dalloway School. Perched in the Catskill Mountains, the centuries-old, ivy-covered campus was home until the tragic death of her girlfriend. Now, after a year away, she's returned to finish high school. She even has her old room in Godwin House, the exclusive dormitory rumored to be haunted by the spirits of five Dalloway students - girls some say were witches.
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unsure how I feel about it
- By Carlie Sparks on 09-28-21
By: Victoria Lee
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Crier's War
- By: Nina Varela
- Narrated by: Kim Mai Guest
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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After the War of Kinds ravaged the kingdom of Rabu, the Automae, designed to be the playthings of royals, usurped their owners’ estates and bent the human race to their will. Now, Ayla, a human servant rising in the ranks at the House of the Sovereign, dreams of avenging her family’s death...by killing the sovereign’s daughter, Lady Crier.
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the ending was so unsatisfying
- By April Ohms on 11-23-19
By: Nina Varela
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A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic
- Adenashire, A Cozy Fantasy Book Series
- By: J. Penner
- Narrated by: Vicki-Jo Eva
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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In the heart of Adenashire, where elfish enchantments and dwarven delights rule, Arleta Starstone, a human confectionist works twice as hard perfecting her unique blend of baking and apothecary herbs. So when an orc neighbor secretly enters her creations into the prestigious Elven Baking Battle, Arleta faces a dilemma. Being magicless, her participation in the competition could draw more scowls than smiles. And if Arleta wants to prove her talent and establish her culinary reputation, this human will need more than just her pastry craft to sweeten the odds.
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A cute comfort listen
- By Anonymous User on 07-28-24
By: J. Penner
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The Honey Witch
- By: Sydney J. Shields
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson Shaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 1 min
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Twenty-one-year-old Marigold Claude has always preferred the company of the spirits of the meadow to any of the suitors who’ve tried to woo her. So when her grandmother whisks her away to the family cottage on the tiny Isle of Innisfree with an offer to train her as the next Honey Witch, she accepts immediately. But her newfound magic and independence come with a price: No one can fall in love with the Honey Witch. When Lottie Burke, a notoriously grumpy skeptic who doesn’t believe in magic, shows up on her doorstep, Marigold can’t resist the challenge to prove to her that magic is real.
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Cutesy Romantasy
- By Julia sutton on 08-06-24
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Gwen & Art Are Not in Love
- A Novel
- By: Lex Croucher
- Narrated by: Alex Singh, Sarah Ovens
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
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It’s been hundreds of years since King Arthur’s reign. His descendant, Arthur, a future Lord and general gadabout, has been betrothed to Gwendoline, the quick-witted, short-tempered princess of England, since birth. The only thing they can agree on is that they despise each other. They’re forced to spend the summer together at Camelot in the run up to their nuptials, and within 24 hours, Gwen has discovered Arthur kissing a boy and Arthur has gone digging for Gwen's childhood diary and found confessions about her crush on the kingdom's only lady knight, Bridget Leclair.
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Feel Good and Easy Read
- By Margaret Morgan on 01-11-24
By: Lex Croucher
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Not for the Faint of Heart
- A Novel
- By: Lex Croucher
- Narrated by: Kit Griffiths, Olivia Dowd
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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When Mariel's ramshackle band of bandits kidnap Clem as retribution for her guardian helping the Sheriff of Nottingham, all seems to be going (sort of) to plan … until Jack Hartley, Mariel’s father and Commander of the Merry Men, is captured in a deadly ambush. Determined to prove herself, Mariel sets out to get him back–with her annoyingly cheerful kidnappee in tow.
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Humor At Its Best
- By Gloria on 11-29-24
By: Lex Croucher
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Scatter
- Heart of Heroes Series, Book 1
- By: Molly J. Bragg
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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When Deputy US Marshal Danielle "Danny" Martin was told she'd gotten a promotion, she expected to be leading her own fugitive retrieval team. Instead, she got transferred to Pontian, Florida, of all places, and assigned to a Superhero support detail for Focus, a seemingly immortal superhero who is also one of the most famous lesbian icons on the planet. Bad enough she's got to spend every day working with a woman she's had a crush on since she was five years old, but when she arrives at her new post, things start getting weird.
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Its even better in audio form
- By Andrew Ratka on 04-05-23
By: Molly J. Bragg
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Dragon Queens
- By: Kathleen de Plume
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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With her betrothal imminent, the beautiful Princess Ava has gone missing. Where has she fled to? Why has she gone? And why is the dragon stirring? Enter our hero. Gwen has been hunting wanted criminals for years, collecting bounties to provide for her mother and brother since the death of their father. The promise of an armful of gold for bringing the princess home is too good to ignore. But bringing her home doesn't solve anyone's problems. Gwen still has family to support, and Ava still has a miserable marriage to look forward to.
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Made for the male gaze
- By sam on 05-03-23
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- Mz.Garcia13
- 12-05-24
Loved the ending!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I just loved the 1st book about all the world building; magical creatures; mages; pirates; adventure & so much more!!! After hearing the 1st I immediately purchased both physical copies to keep as trophies! Such a cozy & cute read!
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- Lei
- 11-26-24
Beyond Obsessed
I can’t praise this book enough, it is so captivating and adorable, adventurous, sassy and everything my little pansexual pirates heart has been needing 💙
The person reading has really good infliction and honestly uses the best voices!
I don’t want to spoil anything, so if you’re seeing this before listening to the series, get it, it’s worth it.
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- Jade Safford
- 10-10-24
Just wow 10/10
The narrators voice and the writing is so perfect that it just ensnared your attention. The dynamic between characters is god send and perfect. My wife and I have listen to this at least 3x already.
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- Briana
- 10-08-24
Solid Sequel!
While I admit I like the first book best (so far at least! Apparently there will be at least four in the series!) this is an excellent sequel that brings in new characters, dilemmas, and of course a plethora of puns!
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- Thuendermans
- 11-10-24
Cozy, fun, and a bit of high adventure.
Overall - super fun, light, cute, and wholesome. Had me vocalizing many times, whether that was laughing or cheering or exclaiming. It's easy to get involved with and care about these characters.
Just to get it out of the way, my ONE complaint is that the (otherwise lovely) narrator has a habit of shouting the chapter titles. "CHAPTER one...." etc.
Otherwise the narration is great. good pacing, recognizable voices, good accents, etc. A great performance.
I am very much enjoying the Cozy RPG/Adventure genre and this is a great example of it.
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- Victoria
- 01-16-25
Fun start to finish
I hadn’t realized there was more to the adventure still to be had when I finished the first so this was a wonderful surprise! Had a lot of fun with our main couple much like the first and really felt their shared frustrations. Really liked learning a bit more of the limitations of Magic as well as the.. magical gambles? XD Who wouldn’t jump at a chance to play pirate? The added extra bits at the end of the book was yet another fun surprise. I also really adore the acting our reader puts into the story. They’re a great combo. ^^
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- Skylar
- 12-09-24
She cooked once again!
I loved it I loved it I loved it. as usual a perfect blend of romance and adventure
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- ET1995
- 12-11-24
A Sweet Read
While I must admit this series isn’t my usual cup of literary tea, it’s a fun and easy read. I came upon it after reading Thorne’s This Gilded Abyss (which was terrific) and had not previously read a “cozy” novel, but I understand the novelty now. Narrator Jessica Threet did a wonderful job. She provided a particularly noteworthy performance of the dastardly pirate captain, who is described as having an accent that couldn’t be ascribed to one place, and Threet masterfully shifts accents mid-sentence, which was quite neat to experience as a listener. The writing itself could use a little extra polishing at some points, but overall I would recommend it to anyone looking for an easily digestible narrative—perfect for a drive or before bed. Looking forward to the additional installations next year!
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- jgames111
- 10-19-24
The day they almost caught the mage and her wife
A fun sequel with pirate in a cozy adventure with our favorite couple. Also a bonus one hour erotic chapter at the end with warning for viewers just in case that not their thing. Honestly prop to the narrator for being talented at everything, including narrating erotic scenes. Prop to the author for making another delightful and fun story.
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- Chris
- 10-03-24
The Last Arlonian Pirate
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Arlon's mighty shores
It's great, if you liked the first one you'll enjoy it.
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