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A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth

By: Gerhard Gehrke
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Publisher's summary

The invitation to bring humanity into the galactic community of intelligent species was going horribly wrong.

A trail of dead aliens seem to follow Jeff Abel's every step, each envoy and ambassador meeting an untimely end.

Is Jeff the hapless victim of some sinister plan, or is he the galaxy's scourge that needs to be stopped?

Is humanity's invitation about to be canceled?

A science fiction adventure novel, A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth tells the story of a reclusive ex-computer programmer turned pot-washer who is the unwitting central figure of a plot to keep humanity from ever spreading beyond Earth.

With multiple aliens out to get him, Jeff Abel's only hope is an misfit mechanic from another world and a woman who might do anything to get off planet, including selling out her own kind.

Grab your copy of the relentlessly-entertaining sci-fi comedy adventure!

This title uses virtual voice narration

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