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22 Sideways

By: Ellen C Maze
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Publisher's summary

SIDEWAYS ~ Something's not quite right... Take a load off, kick off your shoes, put up your feet, and peek into the lives of those hiding in plain sight…
Awake: Father and son vampires awake after a thirty-year sleep.
Fangs: Warned to keep her distance, Rachel can't stay away from David, and he has a thirst she doesn't understand.
Tzadik: Hannah faces a ruthless gang of vampires during their one-night-a-year blood binge at a popular dance club.
Magier: Visiting a small village carnival while in Germany, Britta thinks the cute Gypsy magician might be the real deal. Sideways: As a teen, now-Pastor Clay Marsh served a vampire whose been gone twenty years. The monster just resurfaced in the mall; will he demand Clay resume his services?
Vegas: They have a saying, what happens in Vegas can kill you.
Lucinda: Barry contracted a frustrating case of vampirism on vacation. What are the odds he'd meet the victim of a vampire on his long flight home?
Bullies: Even a werewolf has an enemy out there somewhere...
Dragon: Emma wonders who will believe her tale and then wishes she hadn't told the deputy.
22 Tales in All!

So, take a break; it’s time to rest. Stop being you. You’ve done that all day; it’s time to be someone else. Within the covers of this odd- jacketed book are twenty-two sideways tales of bloodthirst and mayhem. Will you commiserate with the vampire or the victim, or both? No matter which way you butter your roll, you will definitely be angry and sad when the stories end. But hey, you can revisit them as often as you like, only keep this book handy. It will fit in your bag, your purse, in your desk drawer…

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