1,200 Clean Jokes
Funny Short Stories, One Liners, Puns, and Dad Jokes for Kids, Teens, and Adults (Laugh Until You Cry, Book 1)
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Narrated by:
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Pete Mitchell
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Rider Alex
About this listen
This audiobook contains hundreds upon hundreds of the most funny and amusing jokes - so you can fall on the ground and start laughing your head off!
Here are some examples:
- The doctor told me my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again.... I can't tell you how upset I am!
- Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you.
- I took my eight-year old girl to the office with me on "Take Your Kid to Work Day". As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?"
- What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh? Same middle name.
- A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that was the last thing I needed.
- Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
- What did sushi A say to sushi B when they crossed paths? Wasabi
- I wanted to tell a cashier joke. But I didn't think it would register.
- I asked my wife, "Honey, the kids don't want to eat their vegetables. What do you want me to do?" She shouted back from the other room, "That's fine. Just throw them out, dear!" Later, I told them, "Look, I'm just as surprised as you are!" as I helped them pack their suitcases.
You only live once, but if you live it right, then once is enough. These jokes will get you laughing for hours upon hours. Enjoy! Get it now!
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