Young Adult Humor

There are many ways the world could end. A fire. A catastrophic flood. A super eruption that spews lakes of lava. Ellis Kimball has made note of all possible scenarios, and she is prepared for each one. What she doesn’t expect is meeting Hannah Marks in her therapist’s waiting room. Hannah calls their meeting fate. After all, Ellis is scared about the end of the world; Hannah knows when it’s going to happen.

“When I ran away, aged seventeen, I didn’t do it for the usual reasons...I did it because I was looking for adventure.” My name is Mira Brand, and I'm a Seeker – a treasure hunter who can cross between worlds seeking long-forgotten treasure hoards of ancient races. My home is London, but I work in the worlds beneath our own, seeking after my own fortune. Backed into a corner, I find myself facing the sum total of all my bad choices. An enemy who kills without remorse. A former ally who has turned on me to get what he wants. And endless worlds, trapped in the conflict between us. On ...

Working as a Wench - i.e. waitress - at a cheesy medieval-themed restaurant in the Chicago suburbs, Kit Sweetly dreams of being a Knight like her brother. She has the moves, is capable on a horse, and desperately needs the raise that comes with knighthood. Company policy allows only guys to be Knights. So when Kit takes her brother’s place, clobbers the Green Knight, and reveals her identity at the end of the show, she rockets into internet fame and a whole lot of trouble with the management. But this Girl Knight won’t go down without a fight.

Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard: 1. Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back. 2. Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly. 3. Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably. 4. Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.

Tamar is admitted to Lime Grove, a psychiatric hospital for teenagers. Lime Grove is home to a number of teenagers with a variety of problems: anorexia, bipolar disorder, behavior issues. Tamar will come to know them all very well. But there's one question she can't...won't answer: What happened to her friend Iris? As Tamar's emotional angst becomes more and more clear to her, she'll have to figure out a path to forgiveness. A shocking, moving, and darkly funny depiction of life in a psychiatric world.

Kellen and Reichis are settling into their lives as protectors of the young queen. For the first time Kellen feels as if he's becoming the kind of man that his mentor Ferius had wanted him to be. Even Reichis has come to appreciate having a noble purpose - so long as no one minds him committing the occasional act of theft from the royal treasury.

Seventeen, fashion-obsessed, and gay, Abby Ives has always been content playing the sidekick in other people's lives. While her friends and sister have plunged into the world of dating and romances, Abby's been happy to focus on her plus-size style blog and her dreams of taking the fashion industry by storm. When she lands an internship at her favorite boutique, she's thrilled to take a step toward her dream career. Then she falls for her fellow intern, Jordi Perez. Hard. And now she's competing against the girl she's kissing to win the coveted paid job at the end of the internship.

Roman and Ryden Williams-Harper are identical twins with two distinct personalities. Roman prefers to settle issues with his hands, whereas Ryden prefers to use sarcastic wit. Then they have an issue with their love lives. Roman refuses to date since he broke up with his ex because her family disapproved of his blue-collar job as a mechanic. Ryden has high standards when it comes to dating and won't settle for anyone. Samantha Westlake comes from a prominent family who considers money more important than happiness. Daria Cooper comes from no family and manages to survive on her own. What ...

Stuck in the wilderness with a bunch of other juvenile delinquents on an "Inward Trek", it doesn’t seem that things could get worse for 17-year-old Nick "Nero" Sole.

But they do. Overnight, Nero’s counselors turn into flesh-eating maniacs and start chowing down on his fellow miscreants - like a monster movie come to life. As in any classic monster flick worth its salted popcorn, colossal carnage sends survivors rabbiting into the woods while the mindless horde of "infects" shambles, moans, and drools behind. These kids have seen the movies; they know the rules. Unfortunately, knowing the rules isn’t going to be enough.

As the last day of school arrives, Autumn's summer stretches before her with so much promise. No job, summer school, or camp. Just hanging out with her friend, Lexi, while her parents go on a second honeymoon. When Grandma Mae gets the idea to visit her childhood home, she enlists Autumn to drive. Soon they hit the road for the the most mixed-up trip of their lives. Along the way they stop for hitchhikers, coffee, and murder! Not necessarily in that order. And find relationships can be a killer in this Christian cozy mystery.

Years ago Mallie Westin left her home because she felt she had no choice. Now years later, the choice is hers. Any One Moment is the third book in the Heart of the Canyon series, continuing the story of Mallie Westin, Clay Tobin, and Lizzie Patterson, neighbors in a small cluster of homes that were built over fifty years ago in a secluded corner of the canyon they call home...a place where the bonds of family and friendship remain strong even against the test of time. Leila Westin has held off coming back to the canyon where she grew up for as long as she could. If she was honest with ...

Wieder einmal verbringen die Fünf Freunde ihre Ferien im Felsenhaus bei Tante Fanny und Onkel Quentin. Als Georg am Strand den Fischerjungen Alf sieht, wie er kreidebleich anscheinend vor etwas davonläuft, kommt ihr das komisch vor. Als sie ihn zur Rede stellt, erzählt er eine unglaubliche Geschichte...

Maggie, Nash, and Nixon are off to college. Follow them as they navigate the first year and a half through college. If you thought their family vacation was crazy, you have seen nothing yet.When it involves a Gray Brother, all bets are off.It’ll be one hell of a time for them because it’s a college thing.

The second book in the A Better Man series. David’s first semester at USC is over, and he has learned some hard truths. He needs to accept who he is, which begins with the London World Premier of his James Bond movie. He's famous, and there's nothing he can do to change that. On campus, David vows not to repeat mistakes he made in the past regarding football. He's not going to lie down and let his rival at quarterback beat him out. The bright spots are that his grades were up to his standard ... and best of all ... he might be in love. Somewhere, God was laughing at him. This book is for ...

Prince Wenceslas would much rather be at home in his castle than wandering the world looking for enchanted princesses. Unfortunately, he has less than a month to fulfill a "gift" set upon him at birth by a drunken fairy godmother. If he can't rescue a princess—any princess—from a spell and marry her by his seventeenth birthday, he'll prick his finger on a glass coffin and fall into an eternal sleep that can only be broken by true love's kiss. Given that he doesn't have a true love, his options seem pretty limited. Marrying a stranger can't be worse than sleeping forever--or so he thinks...

No one knows the real Marked Queen, but now everyone wants to know her. In this sequel to the insatiable first novel, High School Queens, you will die to know more about your favorite dirty little Queens. As we say goodbye to the Johnson Prep Seniors, the scandals and lies that exposed them in the beginning are back with a vengeance. The Marked Queen thought she had the last laugh at prom. Now, it seems a new girl is coming for her crown. With a new title, The Revenged Queen, she was out for blood and her prime targets—the ones exposing everyone’s dark and dirty little secrets. As we ...

Kyler Harper has lofty standards for women and refuses to settle for anyone. His social work makes finding the right woman difficult. That’s until two cousins create a dating profile using Romeo Harper’s dating website. Rachel hasn’t had the best of luck with guys. She’s studying to become a social worker and applying for a job at the Oakridge Center for Children. When the Center hires Rachel as a personal assistant to Kyler, she never plans on helping Kyler with his train wreck dates. What happens when Kyler and Rachel finally find what they’ve been looking for? Will they make a ...

A spunky science nerd opens a secret cave door & discovers that sometimes, reality BITES! Practical Ellie finds danger in the form of a HOT stranger hidden behind a secret door in this humorous paranormal and urban fantasy romance A Tasty Morsel takes you into a newly discovered cave with a dark secret. Science nerd & college freshman Ellie cannot resist the urge to see what’s behind that secret stone door that grinds open at her touch. What she encounters introduces her to a ghoul, a vampire, a ban-shee having a bad day, and the mysterious doctor in his hospital for what she thought were...

Elias and Tori Harper have five precious boys. Well, I’m not sure if they’re adorable. Does bat shit crazy make them adorable? The crazy gene derailed and smacked all five boys. Now Elias and Tori are dealing with five crazy sons. When a cousin introduces Tori to a foster girl named Leokadia, Tori and Elias must figure out how to keep their boys in check. They encounter one slight problem when Valentine meets Leokadia. How will Elias and Tori deal with having one girl and five boys in the same house? One word: chaos. If you thought The Gray Brothers were unique, you have seen nothing ...

When a woman yearns to be reunited with an aviator she met in WWI, fun-loving 1920s detectives and their cool cats pounce on the case. Praise for Magical Cool Cats Mysteries: “FUN! Step back into the days when you needed a password to get that drink, veterans had come home from the Great War, and the electric double decker trolley was the Bee's Knees of public transportation. Travel along with a well polished debutante, a rough hewn veteran pilot, and the deaf Persian cat, who is actually the brains of this detective agency, as the humans try to keep up! “The Magical Cool Cats Mystery ...