Thanksgiving Holiday

Listen as a sweet turkey named Chester prays for a savior before he becomes the Thanksgiving feast.

In a world where rotten little brats push innocent crones into their own ovens, one woman dares to put children back on the menu. With the proper care, that plump Tot-Roast can once again grace every Hag's Thanksgiving table. For one low price, the secrets can be yours. Don't wait. Call now! Richard Alan Dickson, author of Doom Cows from Outer Space, returns with another hilarious look into late-night advertisement gone wrong.

Let’s celebrate Thanksgiving Day by singing songs and learn why the turkey is such an amazing bird. Did you know that only male turkeys gobble? Or that wild turkeys are intelligent, sensitive, and social animals? Kids will learn that wild turkeys sleep in trees and can fly up to 55 mph for short distances. Turkey jokes will make everyone laugh around the Thanksgiving Day table. Grab a fork and spoon and drive right into a delicious dish of learning!

Once upon a time, plucked chickens began appearing in every kitchen. Where do these rogue chickens come from, and how did they get a peculiar attitude? No one will know until the sheriff cracks the case.

From the Editors Of True Story and True Confessions A Turkey Day Gathering is a collection of stories about the heart wrenching problems that people have, how Thanksgiving brings them together and gave them hope to carry on. Stories like SWEET POTATOES AND STEPDAUGHTERS which is a account of a stepmother trying to find something in common with her husband’s daughter and only to realize almost too late that what they had in common was just love. Or the story GOBBLEZILLA TAKES A BOW about a frozen gigantic turkey and how it makes a husband and wife truly a family. And then you have the ...

From the Editors of TRUE STORY and TRUE CONFESSIONS You will discover the heartwarming celebration of hope in each of the stories of GIVING THANKS. Stories like STRANGERS SAVED OUR THANKSGIVING where family’s house burned down just before the Thanksgiving holidays and how a town gave them a reason to believe again. And in the THANKSGIVING DANCE you are reminded of the pain of losing a lover and the joy in finding a new man. But we all must read about the woman that volunteers at a food kitchen and finds the real meaning of Thanksgiving and special person to love in A LESSON LEARNED.

I cooked the Thanksgiving dinner. I brought home the three soldiers. Now, it’s time for me to share my pie…and for my husband to watch.

A new Bible verse and devotional about being thankful through God's love for each day of the month! Start your day off right each morning by studying God's word. Grab your Bible and this new devotional, get cozy, and take a few quiet moments with the Lord to get your day off on the right foot. Or end your day snuggled in bed while you let God speak to your heart. Each day of the month begins with a Bible verse on the topic of being thankful, followed by a personal story from author Sparrow Brooks and how she interprets this verse in her real life. She ends each devotion with questions to ...

The Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Book: Thanksgiving Turkey Stuffing Edition is different from other jokes and riddle books that we have created. It is not meant to be listened to alone, but instead, it is a game to be played with siblings, friends, family, or between two people who would like to prove who is a better comedian. It's time to see who has the funny bone in the family!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook, full of clean Thanksgiving jokes for children.

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This audiobook is an investigation about the idea that Thanksgiving is a dark holiday and what that says about American culture.

This is a collection of erotic fiction set in Fall and Winter holidays. Visit a haunted house where creepy, costumed girls get fucked on Halloween. Go home with the girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving and fuck both her sisters. Celebrate Christmas with a little slut in an elf costume dedicated to making the holidays happier for everyone. And even check in on a New Year's Eve orgy while a girl tries to get the attention of the guy she likes best! ~~~ Halloween Haunted Whore House Halloween means haunted houses, parties, and fucking like crazy. Well, it means that in the world where Kristen ...

When Gus and Bean go to gather farm vegetables for Thanksgiving, Gus brings his camera along so that he can finish a homework assignment. Please note: This title is in English and Spanish.

Previously released title--first released in 2008. He’s been her best friend as long as she can remember—can she risk that for something more? Lauren Stokes put a lid on her attraction toward her best friend Seth Escamilla years ago. She'd never be his type of woman, so why torture herself? When sexual awareness strikes during a friendly football game, she's stunned. He's guilty for injuring her and looks after her, but Lauren resorts to wisecracking to distance herself from him. Seth's confused by the new emotions swamping him. This is Lauren, his best friend, someone he has fun with, ...

Derrick wants her and he isn't going to rest until he has her in his arms...Everything is going perfectly with the new charity project that Derrick is working on. He hadn’t gotten into the holiday spirit since both of his parents died days after his graduation, but with Casey it’s easier for him to see what joy can be found in helping others, and he’s happy to get his company involved. While Derrick would like to think that he’s just turning over a new leaf, he knows there’s another reason for his newfound need to help. It’s all because of Casey.

Caleb Hughes Thompson, owner of Hughes Department Stores, business-driven world is shattered when he receives a letter, written by his recently deceased brother. His dying wish is to have Caleb locate his daughter, the result of a one night stand. He should start in Eden Prairie, Indiana.Erin MacKenna is a third-grade teacher in the Abraham Lincoln primary school in Eden Prairie. One crazy night of indiscretion resulted in the most wonderful gift she’d ever been given, her daughter Danielle. Not wanting to damage her daughter of a preacher reputation, she tells everyone she was ...

When Maggie's divorce turns her world upside down, she makes a hard choice, and returns to the mountain where she was raised, and where her father Jacob still farms. Maggie and her father, estranged for fifteen years, have only recently begun to rebuild their relationship, so moving home is not a feel-good choice for Maggie... and it won't be an easy transition. The suburbs of Akron are a world away from the hills and hollows of West Virginia. Thirteen-year-old Matt blames his mother for the divorce and is acting out, while ten-year-old Abby rapidly adapts. Maggie's dad has changed so much ...

When a pair of feuding families call a Thanksgiving truce and start looking for a feast, Tom the Target-Tailed Turkey grows a little nervous. When he hears of plans to put him on the menu, he flies into a panic. The truce must be cancelled at all costs, if he can just figure out how.

He's going to be stuffing a lot more than the turkey... Claire Harper never expected to spend Thanksgiving helping out at the inn run by the charming new chef, Jax Donovan. Claire is determined to prove her worth, so she’s more focused on her food blog than romance—until she meets Jax, the swoony new inn owner with smoldering brown eyes. Jax has only been in town a few months, but he’s already making waves as the new owner of his late uncle’s inn. When Claire walks into his kitchen, he’s immediately captivated by her fiery attitude and undeniable beauty. And when the holiday ...