Teen Humor

The Greek gods will regain control of Earth in seven days, but they suck at everything after 3,000 years in retirement. Zeus is blacking out cities with stray lightning bolts; Athena is falling in love with Google as though it’s a real person; and Dionysus is gobbling down more drugs in one day than Arizona State's entire campus.

Jordin Harper has two loving fathers who adopted him as an infant and an adoptive brother who thinks Jordin needs his head examined. Jordin also lives with his cousins, Odin, Kyler, Roman, and Ryden. His cousins have dubbed him Casanova because of his commitment issues. When Jordin isn’t helping his dad, Oliver, at the church, he works construction with his cousins and uncles. Jordin’s family wishes he would meet someone and settle down. Jordin enjoys his freedom until he meets someone that changes his mind. Mercedes works at the Oakridge Center for Children as a counselor. When she ...

Quinn Avery can handle change. It's just paint, right? Bright, blinding white paint covering her once dazzling red bedroom walls. Quinn knows she shouldn't be angry at her mom - she's doing what she must to sell the house - but still, Quinn is beyond mad, and she doesn't know what to do about it.

From the author of Layoverland comes another bitingly clever, laugh-out-loud funny novel, about a group of teen girls going up against an exploitative megachurch in their small Montana town.

DRAMATIC PIECES TOLD THROUGH THE EYES OF YOUNG ADULTS. THESE MONOLOGUES CAN BE USED FOR PERFORMANCE AUDITIONS, ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE WANTS TO STAND OUT WITH AN ORIGINAL PIECE.ANYONE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE YOUTH OF TODAY WILL APPRECIATE THESE HEART-WARMING PIECES. SOME ARE FUNNY SOME ARE SAD, BUT ALL ARE COMPELLING TO LISTEN TO. THE CHARACTERS ARE INTERESTING, AND THE PIECES ARE CONFESSIONS OF CONFUSION

Tori survived the Harper brothers, cousins, and college. With everyone settling down with someone, Tori and Elias want to focus on getting married. Most weddings seem simple, right? Wrong. Nothing is simple when it involves the Harper family. Between mothers, the family, and one crazy minister, Tori and Elias will endure wedding planning with chaotic results. Did I mention besides Tori and Elias heading to the altar, they will celebrate many weddings? Follow Tori and Elias as they prepare for their wedding while dealing with the Harpers’ antics. It’s one wedding you don’t want to miss...

Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be priest. He thought he'd come to the mountain kingdom of Lancre for a simple little religious ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and he's not sure there is a right side.

While hoping to work as the clown in an amusement park dunk tank on the New Jersey shore the summer before his junior year in high school, Chad faces his best friend's serious illness, hassles with police, and the girl that got away.

FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF ROCHESTER MANSION! Sergeant Steve Ballard never thought... ...he'd be the proud owner of a spunky little Jinn! With years of extensive specialty military training, Steve's biggest use to his unit was his experience as a plumber before he enlisted. Now, fresh off the heroic rescue of his Jinn and his sassy, hot, nerdy girlfriend Steve's got bigger fish to fry. The Chain has lost confidence in Desmond Loyale, so they're sending in their big guns to capture the pesky jinn; a gorgeous, blonde, MILF that just happens to be a succubus! What is magic anyway, and how ...

The dead are coming alive on an island in the North Atlantic Ocean. A bullet isn’t going to stop them. They feel no pain. Flesh-eating walkers have been taking sheep and cattle from the fields. A minor inconvenience until someone, or something, starts to organize them. A force of pure evil, building an army of undead offspring, planning the end of mankind. Only the ninjas are suitably skilled to identify the undead, understand them and cut off their heads. So few against so many. Will the human race survive? Featuring Ruby Barnes, John Baptist and D.I. Andy McAuliffe.

When Glanzing steals a legendary book of counterspells, the fate of Nebilon falls into his clumsy hands. He regrets the terrible burden but must find a Master Mender to restore it. With the help of a brave seer and a brash dwarf, Glanzing goes to the remote Isle of Pōg seeking advice from the oldest Order of wizards. Turns out, they have an important score to settle, and the Archmage Belpatha sends the voyagers on a dangerous mission to stop the evil wizard Veldish from unleashing his dark magic onto the eastern realms. They also must retrieve a sacred amulet. But will the voyagers have ...

Stephen's bra is starting to slip. His pantyhose are sagging. His knickers keep falling down. Oh, the shame of it. He stole a gizmo, and now it's paying him back. Another crazy yarn from Australia's master of madness.

Some people are ordinary. Then there’s Lucille. Lucille Adams has a way of looking at life. She doesn’t take it seriously. To her, life is life. You got to deal with it. Grayson Gray is way too serious about life. He knows what he wants in life, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. What happens when Lucille blows into his life like a bat out of hell? Will Grayson understand what life is truly about with Lucille? Sometimes, we need batshit crazy to stir up life. It’s the story about Grammy Gray and her life before the Gray Brothers: The Beginning and The Gray Brothers.

Oliver Harper is a unique person. He doesn’t care about frivolous ideas or someone in his life to complete him. He prefers a conversation that stimulates his mind. When Oliver starts college, his friends and cousins join him. The problem with this bunch is they’re crazy. Have you met the Gray/Harper family? They define bat shit crazy. Olivier will navigate his way through college with the help of his family and cousins. He’ll meet and fall in love with the most unexpected person who’ll stimulate his mind. College life is about to explode. *Sequel to The Harper Boys

Every story begins before it ends. Patty grew up kitty-corner from three hot brothers, never realizing they would change her life. She didn’t understand how much she would change theirs. Patty will discover how deep a friendship and love will go. This story shows how it began before The Gray Brothers.

Open secrets are the heart of gossip - the obvious things that no one is brave or tactless enough to ask. Except for Normandy Pale and her friends. They are juniors at a high school for artists, and have no fear. They are the Truth Commission. Then, one of their truth targets says to Normandy: "If you want to know about the truth, you might want to look a little closer to home."

You've just found the perfect gag gift for teenage boys! Inside Will Holding in a Fart Make You Explode? you’ll find 50 weird questions with plenty of interesting facts for the curious-minded individuals. One-page answers with science — perfect for bathroom breaks. Endless interesting questions — for those curious-minded teenagers looking to learn Get a good laugh with question like Why are people so comfortable with the smell of their own farts? Some mind-scratchers you’ll tackle on this journey Why do we yawn when others do? Can fish really rain from the sky? Is cracking your ...

Una historia tan desternillante como el mejor Solo en Casa. Carmen y Guillermo son dos bromistas natos, el terror de su clase y de todo su colegio. Sin embargo, pronto van a enfrentarse a un enemigo a su altura: Míster Ideas de Bombero, un ladrón profesional que asaltará su casa junto a sus secuaces. Carmen y Guillermo están a punto de descubrir a quién se le dan mejor las bromas pesadas.

Sixteen-year-old Bentley Royce seems to have it all: an actual Bentley, tuition to a fancy private school, lavish vacations, and everything else that comes along with being an LA starlet. But after five seasons on her family's reality show, Rolling with the Royces, and a lifetime of dealing with her narcissistic sister, Porsche; media-obsessed mother, Mercedes; and somewhat clueless brother, Maybach, Bentley wants out. Luckily for her, without a hook for season six, cancellation is looming, and freedom is nigh.

Martin Harper has spent years denying the truth about his friendship with Bailey, claiming they’re only friends. His brothers didn’t buy it, and neither did anyone else. Bailey gets an offer to stay on campus to take part in a summer dance program, leaving Marty to return home without his best friend. While Marty and Bailey pursue their dreams apart, an issue arises with Bailey. When Marty returns to help Bailey, he also takes a leap of faith with romance. What happens when Marty and Bailey each deal with a demanding situation in their budding romance? Will their romance survive or ...