Teen Humor

Warning: Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties! is a captivating anthology of fifteen standalone stories, each one a unique exploration of youth, camaraderie, and the trials and triumphs of growing up. The book, penned by the talented Gene J. Miller, is a delightful blend of Tom Sawyer's mischief, Stand by Me's nostalgia, and The Sandlot's youthful exuberance.

Odin Harper followed in his dad Owen’s footsteps and worked in construction. He also takes after his dad with the family as the voice of reason. After saving money from his job, he moved into his own house. He wasn’t expecting four roommates with his cousins Kyler, Jordin, Roman, and Ryden. But being a responsible person, Odin becomes the unofficial den mother of his cousins. While trying to wrangle his cousins, Odin meets someone. The only problem is she’s the daughter of his dad’s client. Will Odin keep his distance, or will he follow his heart even if it’s a forbidden romance? ...

This is the poignant and uplifting story of Maeve, who is dealing with anxiety while falling in love with a girl who is not afraid of anything. Think positive. Don't worry; be happy. Keep calm and carry on. Maeve has heard it all before. She's been struggling with severe anxiety for a long time, and as much as she wishes it was something she could just talk herself out of, it's not.

A giant blue egg has everybody talking in the Archmage Harberk's castle. After it hatches, a baby dragon pops out and creates a heap of problems, forcing the Archmage to call upon Luma to help him out again. Soon Luma begins to have strange visions and is drawn to a mystical Hope Box that has been dormant for more than a century. With the help of an unseasoned crew of rookie adventures, she must guide her party on a quest riddled with mishaps and chicanery. Babysitting a dragon is more than Luma has bargained for, but she must learn to tame him to advance in her magecraft. When Luma finally...

Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....

A short and sweet romantic comedy that takes place in a snowy mountain resort. Piper O'Leary is running her family's inn: The Red Chalet Resort. Johnny Parelli is a guest who happens to find Piper rather charming and entertaining, albeit quirky. The two find comical ways of connecting through watching silly romance movies together and trying to predict the story-lines--until their real lives begin to mimic the stories they're making fun of. * Welcome to an Enchanting Winter Wonderland where anything is possible... and love is often comical.... Meet socially awkward, but hopelessly romantic,...

From humble origins as a farm boy, Hailo, now the destined Paired Warrior, embarks on a transformative journey. Deep within the Emerald Mountain range, he and his Dronigon companion, Gagu, undergo grueling training, forging a bond crucial to saving the realm of Tarawin from looming devastation. Battling isolation, hunger, and the biting cold, Hailo confronts not only the harshness of his new life but also the specter of repeated failures in his training. Yet, the call of destiny is unrelenting, dragging him from the brink of despair back into the fray. With the fate of countless lives ...

Miguela Angeles is tired. Tired of her abuela keeping secrets, especially about her heritage. Tired of her small Vermont town and hanging out at the same places with the same friends she’s known forever. So when another boring Sunday trip to church turns into a run-in with Sam, a mysterious hottie in town on vacation, Mica seizes the opportunity to get closer to him.

It’s Libra Season, and Cat Phillips is ready to run headfirst into love. The only problem is that her crush is on her best friend, Alison Bridgewater, who is more interested in chatting with boys. Maybe Cat should take this as a sign to get over Alison, even if that means dating the musically challenged Jamie Owusu. After all, a new boyfriend is the best cleanse, at least according to Cat’s friends. Unfortunately, having a boyfriend is a lot harder than Cat expected.

FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF ROCHESTER MANSION! Sergeant Steve Ballard never thought... ...he'd be the proud owner of a spunky little Jinn! With years of extensive specialty military training, Steve's biggest use to his unit was his experience as a plumber before he enlisted. Now, fresh off the heroic rescue of his Jinn and his sassy, hot, nerdy girlfriend Steve's got bigger fish to fry. The Chain has lost confidence in Desmond Loyale, so they're sending in their big guns to capture the pesky jinn; a gorgeous, blonde, MILF that just happens to be a succubus! What is magic anyway, and how ...

DRAMATIC PIECES TOLD THROUGH THE EYES OF YOUNG ADULTS. THESE MONOLOGUES CAN BE USED FOR PERFORMANCE AUDITIONS, ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE WANTS TO STAND OUT WITH AN ORIGINAL PIECE.ANYONE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE YOUTH OF TODAY WILL APPRECIATE THESE HEART-WARMING PIECES. SOME ARE FUNNY SOME ARE SAD, BUT ALL ARE COMPELLING TO LISTEN TO. THE CHARACTERS ARE INTERESTING, AND THE PIECES ARE CONFESSIONS OF CONFUSION

Dexter O’Neill kept a secret from his family until Keaton begged Dexter, Kolton, and Jaylen to go to a party. Dexter agreed to attend the party with his own motives. Kolton and Jaylen bolted when they decided not to stay because of bad vibes. That night would alter Dexter and Keaton’s lives when they got dragged into a mess. After the night of the party, Dexter has had to learn to juggle parenthood, school, and work with the help of his family. His family has kept Dexter’s situation a secret from the rest of the family. Marla Simpson pursues a degree in childcare while seeking nanny ...

Working as a Wench - i.e. waitress - at a cheesy medieval-themed restaurant in the Chicago suburbs, Kit Sweetly dreams of being a Knight like her brother. She has the moves, is capable on a horse, and desperately needs the raise that comes with knighthood. Company policy allows only guys to be Knights. So when Kit takes her brother’s place, clobbers the Green Knight, and reveals her identity at the end of the show, she rockets into internet fame and a whole lot of trouble with the management. But this Girl Knight won’t go down without a fight.

Kate Sanderson has been burned by love. From now on, she thinks, I will control my own destiny, and I will be reasoned and rational. But life has other things in store for Kate. Namely, a summer abroad studying Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet in the very town where the star-crossed lovers met, Verona, Italy. Kate is thrown together with two other American teens and three Italians for a special seminar - and for volunteer duty at the Juliet Club, where they answer letters from the lovelorn around the world. Can Kate's cool logic withstand the most romantic summer ever?

Sloane McKinney feels like a background character in her own life. But this summer will be different, because she’s spending it with her childhood best friend, Liam Daniels, in her dream city, Los Angeles. Sure, she’s surprised to find that Liam just happens to have had a Hot Guy glow-up since she last saw him, but so what? A little attraction won’t ruin her plans for their fun—and completely platonic—reunion. What might, however, is that Liam has been roped into working for his producer dad’s new teen reality dating show, Aspen Woods’s Future Leading Lady.

Elias and Tori Harper have five precious boys. Well, I’m not sure if they’re adorable. Does bat shit crazy make them adorable? The crazy gene derailed and smacked all five boys. Now Elias and Tori are dealing with five crazy sons. When a cousin introduces Tori to a foster girl named Leokadia, Tori and Elias must figure out how to keep their boys in check. They encounter one slight problem when Valentine meets Leokadia. How will Elias and Tori deal with having one girl and five boys in the same house? One word: chaos. If you thought The Gray Brothers were unique, you have seen nothing ...

Seventeen-year-old Zelda Bailey-Cho has her future all planned out: improv camp, then Second City, and finally Saturday Night Live. She’s thrilled when she lands a spot on the coveted varsity team at a prestigious improv camp, which means she’ll get to perform for professional scouts - including her hero, Nina Knightley. But even though she’s hardworking and talented, Zelda’s also the only girl, so she’s a target for humiliation from her teammates. And her 20-year-old coach Ben is cruel to her at practice and way too nice to her when they’re alone....

Coop is cooking up another sure-misfire scheme (big surprise), and this time the comedy plays out from Sean’s point of view. What’s the new master plan? Making a cheapo horror movie guaranteed to make Coop, Sean, and Matt filthy rich! It’s a terrible idea, and Sean knows it. But he actually is desperate for cash - and for a way to wipe that big fat L off his girlfriend-less forehead. But when he agrees to write a script about the attack of zombie-vampire humanzees, he has no idea just how powerful a chick magnet this movie will be. Suddenly Sean is juggling not one but three interested ladies.

Stuck in the wilderness with a bunch of other juvenile delinquents on an "Inward Trek", it doesn’t seem that things could get worse for 17-year-old Nick "Nero" Sole.

But they do. Overnight, Nero’s counselors turn into flesh-eating maniacs and start chowing down on his fellow miscreants - like a monster movie come to life. As in any classic monster flick worth its salted popcorn, colossal carnage sends survivors rabbiting into the woods while the mindless horde of "infects" shambles, moans, and drools behind. These kids have seen the movies; they know the rules. Unfortunately, knowing the rules isn’t going to be enough.

In this hilarious reboot of Pride and Prejudice, Megan McKnight is a soccer star with Olympic dreams. When her Southern belle mother secretly enters her as a debutante for the 2016 deb season in their hometown of Dallas, she's furious - and has no idea what she's in for.