Short Jokes

Finley is a shy fish. He has a hard time making friends because he is so shy, but his best friend Barney is always by his side. Follow the adventures of Finley and Barney! This is an excellent short storybook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is easy to listen to and exciting for young children.

Doody is a fun-loving dinosaur with a fantastic group of friends. Along with Tara Dactyl, Isabel Iguana, and Big Grape (a big, purple dinosaur), they all have lots of fun. There is something very special planned for Doody's upcoming birthday. Find out what happens on Doody's sixth birthday!

Snapper is a very shy shark. His best friend, Shelly, helps him overcome this! Follow the adventures of Snapper the shark and find out how he overcomes his fears!

Follow the adventures of Ricky the rooster and his friends! Ricky lives on a big farm with lots of other animals. Find out what kind of adventures Ricky and his friends have on the farm.

Stories, including jokes, can provide useful lessons if you look for them. Here is a compilation of 180 such stories and jokes. There are stories intended to encourage you. There are moral stories extolling certain values. There are also stories with lessons on motivation, human communication, perception, pride, and the impermanent nature of all things.

Pat is a rat. He lives in a cardboard box with his sister Patty and brother Pete. Pat is very adventurous and often gets himself into mischief. What happens when Pat runs into the cat? Find out what happens to Pat and his brother and sister. This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early readers. Each story is fun and exciting and also includes some funny jokes. Great for listening to with friends and family at home, school, or sleepovers.

Arkady Averchenko - brilliant writer of humorous stories and novels, which have stood the test of time. His works have enjoyed enormous popularity in pre-revolutionary Russia, and after the exile - among the Russian diaspora. His stories are really funny, subtle and clever - a rare combination for a comedian. And they are written in excellent literary style.

Dudley is a very friendly dinosaur, but he is a Tyrannosaurus rex. All the other dinosaurs are afraid of him. Can Dudley convince the other dinosaurs he is friendly? Follow the adventures of Dudley the dinosaur and find out.

Five short stories for kids, funny jokes, and more! Follow the adventures of Tilly the Turtle. Tilly the Turtle is the happiest turtle in the world. Do you want to know why? Listen to the book to find out! This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting. This audiobook also includes some funny jokes! These short stories are great for listening aloud with friends and family at home or school.

This tale, one of Twain's most anthologized, tells the story of a practical joke and its very unexpected consequences.

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU PLAY A PRACTICAL JOKE ON. IT COULD COST YOU YOUR LIFE. When a drunken man named Chuck (aka Chuckles) decides to play a joke on his barfly buddy, Timmy (aka Buddha), by drawing a rather accurate rendering of the male anatomy on Buddha's dusty black BMW, all hell breaks loose. You see, it only takes a couple of minutes for Chuckles to realize he's created the stunning artwork on the wrong car. In fact, the car belongs to an underworld executioner known only as Rod Last Name Not Known. What follows is Chuckles and his buddy, Jones, being kidnapped by Rod and made to endure ...

Frauen lieben Männer mit Sinn für Humor. Der Mann ist die Stimmungskanone, der im richtigen Moment das Richtige sagt, doch das Problem ist: Wo sind die guten Einzeiler, wenn man sie mal braucht?

Happy Thanksgiving! Your child will enjoy this cute Thanksgiving audiobook full of fun Thanksgiving stories. This is an excellent listen for early and beginning listeners. Learn values and morals from these cute stories. What are you thankful for? These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to with friends and family!

This is a story from the Normandy Stories collection. Maupassant is hailed as one of the greatest masters of the short story. This collection focuses upon the land he knew and loved so well - Normandy. Its people and its countryside are portrayed here in vivid color and with great warmth. Amusing, saucy, and sometimes even farcical they may be, but they are also capable of great pathos, often branching off to end tragically.

One Big Joke (And 300 Shorter Ones) has been maniacally shouted by the author into three hours of non-stop laughter. As you listen, you will discover that Jon D. Webster has the comedic timing of a Swiss watch that tells hilarious jokes. Peppered with the occasional appropriate, impactful, and effective use of profanity, Jon gives us his unique take on more subjects than he probably should have.

If you're seeking amazing and fascinating facts to learn and share, look no further, you came to the right place! This book has some amazing facts, and I am confident that you will enjoy sharing them!

Testi originali, insieme a testi rielaborati, ossia variazioni sul tema (spesso come adattamenti ai tempi moderni) dei motivi classici che hanno riempito la nostra infanzia e popolato la nostra fantasia di bambini. Perché non è mai troppo tardi per sentirsi bambini.

Si avverte che alcuni di questi racconti potrebbero essere presenti anche in altre raccolte tematiche dello stesso autore.

This book offers the students of German at all levels the opportunity to enjoy a wide range of short, sexy, one-liner jokes without having constantly to refer back to a dictionary. This is actually fun learning! The witty lines are here. All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships. These are lines everybody wants to hear.