Political Satire

Advancements in artificial intelligence and robotics are accelerating, and killer robots loom on the horizon. Like the atomic bomb, warbots raise moral dilemmas for their creators. And also new fears, because they might go rogue and attack civilians - or even their own makers. In the Argus Affair, U.S. president Henry Dodge Yazzi confronts the challenge head on, recruiting cybersecurity expert Frank Adversego to help avert an arms race with the Chinese that could have catastrophic results. But unknown to all, another force to be reckoned with has plans of its own. Soon, most of the ...

Author's Note: This story contains some little bit of political satire, mainly aimed at those transphobics out there! If you're easily offended, maybe skip this one! Sasha thought she had it all when she married billionaire Frank Luster. He was handsome, charismatic, and loved to spoil her with his lavish lifestyle. Only the man's recent run for governor left her filling a bit sick to the stomach as he proposed new laws to restrict and marginalize the emerging Third Gender, the futanari! Natalie was a pretty blonde reporter covering the campaign trail. One look at Sasha's gorgeous face and ...

Jindřich is a multi-media novel about a young dissident returning to his home county, Czechoslovakia, during the Velvet Revolution, and while there is reminded of a young German woman, Marie, who Jindřich had fallen in love with one night on a beach in Yugoslavia two years before escaping from his country. The narrator agrees to journey with his Czech friend unaware that his friend was not only returning to collect his confiscated money and share democracy with his Czech family and fellow citizens. The narrator also discovers that his Czech friend had an outstanding personnel issue to ...

Cassandra Devine, a young Washington spin doctor and blogger, suggests that Baby Boomers be given government incentives to kill themselves by age 75. This proposal catches on with citizens outraged about Social Security debt and a senator seeking the youth vote for his presidential bid. With the help of Washington's greatest PR strategist, Cassandra and the senator try to ride the issue of euthanasia to the White House.

The Watergate Rhymes aims to educate, reflect, and learn from that consumptive scandal, while using satire to see the humor in the human frailties of that maligned administration - and in ourselves, all with the perspective and understanding that only precious time enables.

In the year 2067, political correctness has run amok in America. Political correctness is now the law of the land and anyone who runs afoul of the law can be arrested by the PC Police. Once used as nothing more than a slang term, the PC Police is now an actual profession and the PC Court of Appeals is an actual, physical building where criminals are indicted for their affronts to politically correct thought, speech, and behavior.

This particular morning following public outcry a police raid was carried out and strange discoveries were made. The strangest was a man who walked on his hands and knees like animals. The television showed a long bearded man with overgrown grey tousled hair, bulging eyes like the protruding eyes of bush baby, dry peeling skin and a vulgar voice. The onlookers caught by television cameras showed gloomy faces with some of them having their hands over their heads, some with mouth agape in astonishment and some other faces covered in tears. That was not the strangest but human flesh and bones ...

Deep within the suburban jungle of Cincinnati, a monster has emerged, bursting out of the Rumpke Sanitary Landfill. Taking its name from its birthplace, Rumpke is a thousand feet tall, has revolting personal habits, and might be vaguely familiar to readers, considering his orange-tinged hair and proportionally tiny hands. What do Americans do when such a creature appears, lumbers around at random, and occasionally defiles a local landmark? For millions, the choice is obvious – worship it. New York journalist Fred Millard is assigned to report on the exploits of the monster, his bizarre ...

Sturgis Sturdevant is a professional troll. He works for a fake news website; he can’t seem to find a decent therapist or meet a nice girl; and it looks like he’s inadvertently joined a cult. If that wasn’t bad enough, Stu might also be a hypnotically programmed assassin.

In this candid first-person memoir, Huckleberry gives you an insider's view of his beleaguered campaign, such as it is: a hilarious clown car packed with an astonishing array of fear-mongering grotesques, xenophobic paranoids, closeted bigots, and rapacious, self-promoting Conservative pundits, all of them poised to commandeer America's future in the name of God and unrestrained capitalism (not necessarily in that order).

Sorcha had thrown me out of the family home - this time apparently for good. And yet that was the least of my worries. My old dear was in prison, accused of murdering her second husband. My sons were showing an unhealthy interest in - someone call social services - soccer! And my daughter wanted everyone to call her Eddie. On top of all that, a blond wig discovered in a dusty attic had given my old man delusions of power. Suddenly, he was running for election, promising to tear up the bailout deal and take Ireland out of Europe.

Tutto comincia al largo di Bali, con una mongolfiera e quattro bottiglie di champagne. Allan Karlsson si appresta a festeggiare il suo centunesimo compleanno con il fidato complice Julius, quando è costretto a un ammaraggio d'emergenza nel mezzo dell'oceano. Salvati da una nave nordcoreana che trasporta clandestinamente uranio per conto di Kim Jong-un, i due vengono fermati con l'accusa di spionaggio. Dopo lo sbarco, Allan si finge uno specialista di tecnologia nucleare per riuscire a fuggire con una valigetta dal contenuto esplosivo.

On the eve of the 2020 presidential election, Trump bonds with kindred spirit Andrew Jackson. He hitches a ride with Richard Nixon in Nixon's custom 1972 Lincoln Continental presidential limo. He gets to mix it up again with the Clintons and trades barbs with JFK. He even croons along with the Roaring Twenties Republicans, a singing trio featuring Presidents Harding, Coolidge, and Hoover. In Presidential Conversations, author George S. Corey has crafted a timeless and revealing work of political satire spanning more than two centuries of the American presidency.

Republican congressman Alexander Paine Wilson is determined that nothing will stop him in his campaign for re-election. Not the fact that he is a bachelor, not the fact that his main adversary Nancy Beavers - married, with children - is rising in the polls. Nothing. That is, until one hot day in August, he receives a large parcel via FedEx. Inside is a gigantic taxidermied aardvark.

Elefanten mitten in der Großstadt, und es werden immer mehr. Was geht hier vor? Rasch muss der Bundeskanzler erkennen, dass die Tiere nicht aus dem Zoo entkommen, sondern ein Geschenk des Präsidenten von Botswana sind. 20 000 Elefanten hat er nach Deutschland geschickt, nachdem die deutsche Regierung ein Einfuhrverbot von Jagdtrophäen beschlossen und damit den armen Regionen Botswanas die Lebensgrundlage entzogen hat. »Ihr Europäer wollt uns vorschreiben, wie wir zu leben haben.

"Nobody can find out. Ever." Reg Tarry is a closeted gay Republican. After twenty-nine years of solitude, winning elections isn't enough anymore. He's lonely and desperate, even if his political future is bright. That and he's constantly heckled by that out-and-proud gay rights activist, Clint Braver... "Reg Tarry? I'll do anything to stop him." Impossibly handsome Miami law student and gay activist Clint Braver loves to make a spectacle of Reg Tarry's speeches. Clint is out and proud, and he hates everything about the notorious Reg Tarry. But he doesn't expect how much he and Reg have in ...

Once upon a time in what was then reasonably Great Britain, there was a world in which the not too serious business of politics was practised without those people known today, nonsensically, as spin doctors, and without whispers against those who were supposed to be friends, but who were in fact blockages on the ladder of ambition. This audiobook is a wistful recollection of those days. None of it actually happened. But it would be nice to think that it might have.

What is a moron? Do we have a single definition that is universally accepted? That is the problem. Until the past few years there hasn’t been a clear definition of the term moron. But now, as a result of the ingenuity of those who truly are in charge of the world, we have clear illustrations of the word. It is demonstrated daily by those who run for political office. The less they know, the better they seem to do in the political arena. It is proof that knowledge is dangerous. Given that we are now lowering the bar substantially and redefining words, thoughts and actions that never needed...

Gangster in the White House Imagining Another Kind of "Don" as President of the United States What if the mafia ran for president—and won? From the smoky backrooms of the Cosa Nostra to the bright lights of the Oval Office, this provocative thought experiment explores a chilling and satirical parallel: what would happen if a mafia-style “Don”—with all the charm, ruthlessness, and strategic manipulation of a mob boss—rose to the highest office in the land? Set against the backdrop of America's long-standing fascination with organized crime and its unexpected modern-day echoes in ...

Scott Ott, American's leading family-friendly Conservative satirist, brings you the Preamble to the Constitution as understood by our friends on the Progressive Left. He takes the Preamble phrase-by-phrase, explaining what it means, what it used to mean, and what it really, truly could mean in a land where dreams come true. This mini-audiobook takes you inside the head of a left-wing Constitutional scholar, where there's plenty of room to move around and rearrange things. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mark Levin and many others have praised Scott Ott's "fake but true" news satire, which he wrote at ScrappleFace.com for eight years.