Poetry Humor

In a parody of "A Visit From St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore, Santa Claus makes a visit to a housing project in "da hood".

A quick listen. Filled with humorous and thought-provoking poems that are fun to listen to. My mission is to provide an escape from the always serious and sometimes overbearing world of being an adult. No responsibility here to weigh down on your sole. Think of it as a kids poem book for adults. Listen and enjoy!

Só o sábio sabiá sabia onde o sapato subia é uma narrativa poética sobre as aventuras de um sapato que vai em busca das suas coragens. Uma deliciosa aventura sobre autoconhecimento com uma pitada de humor através de um delicioso jogo de trava línguas que vai encantar os pequenos leitores e os grandes também.

Clint Lukas' kompromissloser Held geht malochen, obwohl er Arbeit scheiße findet, macht Filme, obwohl er Filmleute nicht ertragen kann, hält sich für einen Frauenversteher und hat trotzdem immer Streit mit ihnen. Woran das liegt, dass immer alles so kompliziert sein muss? An ihm wohl kaum. Findet er jedenfalls. Clint Lukas lebt seit seinem zwanzigsten Lebensjahr in Berlin. Er hat nichts studiert und keinen Beruf gelernt.

Clara Nielsen gehört zu den bekanntesten Slam-Poetinnen Deutschlands. Ihre bildhafte und doch ungekünstelte Poesie und ihre koketten Texte drehen sich um so weltbewegende Themen wie Windwatte, Farben, Knopflöcher, Jahreszeiten, Energiesparen, die Relativitätstheorie, die Liebe und um Fußball.

22 gedichte und 22 melodien verzaubern die kinder mit den verschiedensten geschichten die ihnen gleichzeitig die musikinstrumente vorstellen die in einem orchester verwendet werden. Dabei kommen sowohl streichinstrumente wie die violine, die viola, das cello und der kontrabass zum einsatz, als auch blech- und holzblasintsrumente wie zum beispiel die posaune, die trompete, die tuba, das horn, die klarinette und das fagott.

Arty's unique journey is chronicled as he must quickly navigate the vast differences between the complexities of his new life and responsibilities in "The Office" and life on the home desktop. More than just a pen, Arty is mentored along the way by his childhood guardian and coworker Stan Sharply. As Arty gets orientated to his new role, he experiences so many highs and lows, with Stan there to help Arty navigate it all.

Show your little ones the sights of the world and the magic of where imagination can take them in this darling expanded retelling of Jack and Jill. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling celebrates the individuality of children and the love of play! From John, who goes to bed with his pants still on, to Bella, who loves to dress up like Cinderella, you are sure to see your little one reflected in this audiobook.

Enjoy the retelling of classic nursery rhymes.

There once was a very hungry king. Who needed a cook like anything...but the king is very fussy; he tries all the cooks in the kingdom, but no one is good enough. Then he spots Wobbly Bob. Maybe Bob can whip up his favourite dinner? But how will Bob be able to cook for the king when he’s scared of...well, everything?!

In book two of the series, Book of Bad Bargains, Jazz tries to convince her older brother to trade his beloved blue marble with increasingly peculiar bargains.

This is Edward Lear's Nonsense Alphabet, book 1 of 7. The book is written by the author, Edward Lear, with catchy rhymes for the enjoyment of all children aged 2 to 102. Edward Lear (1812–1888) was an English artist, illustrator, musician, author, and poet, who is known mostly for his literary nonsense in poetry and prose and especially his limericks, a form he popularized. As an author, he is known principally for his popular nonsense collections of poems, songs, short stories, botanical drawings, recipes, and alphabets.

Trash Heap Trisha is a mess. She’s running late, she isn’t dressed. Her sink is piled to the skies. She shakes her head and swats at flies. When you can’t get your day together, listen to this book and feel better! Her disasters will impress you! Trash Heap Trisha to the rescue! Yay Trisha! Tra-Trash Heap Trisha - yay!

Listen to the very best poetry from Paul Cookson. This collection contains a wonderful range of poetry, mostly very funny, but there are thoughtful pieces too. He plays beautifully with language and has included a number of different poetic forms.

René Sydow lässt die angespitzte Zunge von der Kette und sticht zu: In brandneuen Texten geht er dem allgegenwärtigen Irrsinn auf den Grund, nimmt sich Minister, Medienmacher und andere Mitglieder des organisierten (V)Erbrechens vor. Vom Regierungssprecher bis zum Waffenhändler, vom Schönheitschirurgen bis zum eigenen Ich... nichts und niemand bleibt ungeschoren. Der mehrfach ausgezeichnete Wortakrobat geht in seinen bissigen Texten über die Politik hinaus und hinterfragt unser Weltbild mit schwarzem Humor, Spott und Poesie.

In Christian Gottschalks Glossen, Geschichten und Liedern finden Alltagsbeobachtungen, lakonische Jugenderinnerungen, Albernheiten und hingeschluderte Kapitalismuskritik zu einem friedlichen Miteinander. Menschlich großzügig, aber sprachlich eher pingelig, befasst er sich mit Poetry Slams, Gerüchen voller Nostalgie oder mit suizidalen Paarhufern. Und natürlich mit Münzferngläsern.

Der Dichter Michael Stauffer und die Musiker Hans Koch und Fabian Kuratli legen mit"So viel wie nie"ein Werk voller Magie und schräger Komik vor. Stauffer brabbelt, summt, buchstabiert, schnorrt, singt, erzählt und fantasiert. Er wechselt fliessend zwischen Dialekt, Kauderwelsch, Gesang und Laut-Improvisation.

"Tante Helga" versteht sie sich musikalisch als die Thüringer Antwort auf "PRINCE". Man kann auch sagen: Sie bringt das zu Ende, was Helge erst gar nicht angefangen hat. Das sozusagen Unvermeidbare erschließt sich aber, wenn man sich ihre Biografie vor Augen führt.

Wolf loves reading. There's just one problem. The more he reads, the more he starts to realize something... Every book has a hero; the heroes are handsome, tough and strong; and most importantly, the heroes are never, ever wolves. But when a giant comes stomping into the library one day, can Wolf find the courage to speak up? Because maybe heroes don't have to be handsome, tough and strong. Maybe true heroes are kind and brave – just like Wolf!

It’s Christmas Eve and Little Elf is thrilled to join the other elves in Santa’s workshop for the first year ever. And he’s even more excited to read out the very last letter to Santa, but all it takes is one little slip on the slidey ice and Little Elf drops the letter! He has no idea what the child wants for Christmas, and it’s only a few hours until Christmas morning. An accident-filled chase ensues, but will Little Elf be able to catch the letter and grant the last child’s wish before it’s too late?