Poetry Humor

Dogs come in all kinds of colours and sizes. But when no one’s looking they put on disguises. A joyful peek into the crazy antics of all sorts of dogs in disguise! Dressing up in clothing they find at home, these adventurous pooches blend into the crowd at all the places dogs aren’t allowed, like the store, the cinema and the swimming pool! But, not all of their disguises go quite to plan, with hilarious results.

Perfect for fans of Jack Prelutsky and Shel Silverstein, award-winning author Vikram Madan’s new poetry collection features delicious vocabulary and hilarious poems! Vikram Madan packs this collection with whimsical stories told in rhyme, surprise twist after surprise twist, and a host of unusual characters. In this book, you’ll meet ghost guppies (and the brave girl who creates them), Stan the Slouching Man™ who’ll teach you blackbelt slouching, oozing dinosaurs called squishosaurs, a suspicious dragon, and the Nozzlewock (a nose with super-vacuum strength), among many other memorable heroes.

There once was a very hungry king. Who needed a cook like anything...but the king is very fussy; he tries all the cooks in the kingdom, but no one is good enough. Then he spots Wobbly Bob. Maybe Bob can whip up his favourite dinner? But how will Bob be able to cook for the king when he’s scared of...well, everything?!

Poetry Cubed, Volume 3 is my third attempt at collecting my writing into something for people to enjoy.

"A Visit From St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore: A father shares with his family what he learned from Santa's visit the night before. "An Urban Night Before Christmas" by Unknown: In a parody of "A Visit From St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore, Santa Claus makes a visit to a housing project in "da hood".

Inspired by the work of the world's number one storyteller, this audiobook is a guide to growing up the Roald Dahl way; a celebration of all the tremendous things children have in store—from adventure to inventions, chocolate cakes to rhino poo. Along with a reminder that the very best grown-ups are those who hold on tight to the chiddler inside.

Light a Fire is poetic, describing a girl's first, and what leads to a woman's reflection. BeeKels ArtOrigins describes a world of woman and man. The mindfulness that a young woman has when making choices made to ignite a relationship start with a single ember. The poetic fire builds, with timbers that describe trial and error that continues throughout a love story.

Nine gruesomely funny rhyming tales for gruesome boys. Hello my friend now are you ready, to hear the tale of Earwax Eddie? And Gemph Boy, what a smelly lad, who learned that farting’s not so bad! There’s Harry Slater, meek and mild, but underneath a willful child. Oh hold your nose, it’s Foot Cheese Fred! Don’t get too close - you’ll end up dead! Watch out - a new kid in the class, Big Bully Burt is bold as brass! Behold the splendid Pizza Pete - there’s not one topping he won’t eat (or is there?).

Arty's unique journey is chronicled as he must quickly navigate the vast differences between the complexities of his new life and responsibilities in "The Office" and life on the home desktop. More than just a pen, Arty is mentored along the way by his childhood guardian and coworker Stan Sharply. As Arty gets orientated to his new role, he experiences so many highs and lows, with Stan there to help Arty navigate it all.

Why are some things just for Ana Dalt? What makes her so special? And most importantly, who is Ana Dalt? Follow the narrator as they try to determine who Ana Dalt is and what makes her so special. Why can Ana Dalt have things kids can’t? Why can Ana Dalt stay up late and watch scary movies? This clever play on words will have audiences questioning who Ana Dalt is while they enjoy the simplistic rhymes and a relatable young protagonist.

Über 120 vergnügliche Gedichte und kurze Erzählungen aus fünf Jahrhunderten versammeln sich im Lacharchiv. Autoren von Sebastian Brant (Renaissance) bis Kurt Tucholsky (20. Jahrhundert) spannen einen vergnüglichen Themenreigen über alle Bereiche des Lebens. Von Jugend und Erwachsenwerden, Liebe und Lust, Politik und Kunst bis hin zum Tod.

Is It True? is a delightful collection of children’s humorous poetry that children will want to read over and over. It encourages parents to interact in an enjoyable way with their children, to help them understand the many misunderstandings of common expressions used in our daily language. The book explores a child’s perception of adult sayings like: “Your father’s in the dog house” “Lost your marbles” “Double jointed” What makes perfect sense to an adult sounds strange to children. They tend to be literal about what parents say, taking things out of context. As adults, ...

This is a silly book that makes children laugh. I have three little ones who laugh and joke about toots all day long, and they unknowingly gave me the idea for this book. This story is about a fox who has dreams to one day become a cop, but he is self-conscious about having a case of the toots. He soon learns that nothing should stand in his way of following his dreams.

Davant dels ulls del lector una plaça d’una gran ciutat sense nom i el tramvia que hi circula cobren vida. En aquest escenari minimalista es desenvolupa una història sobre les vides quotidianes i les passions ocultes dels seus residents. Tot el seu món el controla el personal invisible interessat només a maximitzar els beneficis i a infectar, amb un enfocament omnipresent, destructiu i improvisat, expressió de la seva arrogància, els residents i enverinar-ne les emocions.

With his dazzling ability to set words spinning, Amit Majmudar brings us poems that sharpen both wit and knives as he examines our "life in solitary". Equally engaged with human history and the human heart, Majmudar transfigures identity from a locus of captivity to the open field of his liberation....

Lea Streisand wurde in Berlin geboren, eingeschult und immatrikuliert. Sie hat Abitur, einen Magisterabschluss und einen Freischwimmerschein. Lea ist Mitglied der Berliner Lesebühne "Rakete 2000" und Gastgeberin der Minilesebühne "Hamset nich kleina?" Ihre monatliche Kolumne im Berlinteil der taz heißt "Immer bereit", ihre Radiokolumne am Montagmorgen bei Radio Eins heißt "War schön jewesen".

In Christian Gottschalks Glossen, Geschichten und Liedern finden Alltagsbeobachtungen, lakonische Jugenderinnerungen, Albernheiten und hingeschluderte Kapitalismuskritik zu einem friedlichen Miteinander. Menschlich großzügig, aber sprachlich eher pingelig, befasst er sich mit Poetry Slams, Gerüchen voller Nostalgie oder mit suizidalen Paarhufern. Und natürlich mit Münzferngläsern.

"Hallo. Mein Name ist Hank Zerbolesch. Und ich bin Protestpisser." Ein Leben im Rausch. Bewaffnet mit Sonnenbrille und vielen bunten Pillen zieht ein Mensch von der Party zur Afterhour. Immer auf der Suche nach mehr Freiheit, mehr Gefühl, mehr Leben. Doch so ein Dasein auf einem Dauertrip ist nicht ungefährlich. Da wird eine Banane schnell zur Waffe, man wacht als lebendes Mosaik auf, verwechselt Tütchen mit weitreichenden Folgen oder verführt Kühe zum Koksen.

Der Dichter Michael Stauffer und die Musiker Hans Koch und Fabian Kuratli legen mit"So viel wie nie"ein Werk voller Magie und schräger Komik vor. Stauffer brabbelt, summt, buchstabiert, schnorrt, singt, erzählt und fantasiert. Er wechselt fliessend zwischen Dialekt, Kauderwelsch, Gesang und Laut-Improvisation.

Von Slam-Bühnen bis in die Harald Schmidt ShowTimo Brunke beobachtet präzise und seziert "all diese Dinge" um sich herum bis in die kleinsten Einzelteile. Aus einem Einkauf im Supermarkt wird eine furiose "Tetra-Ode".