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Watch out, parents! Hilarious jokes are coming your way! This kid’s joke audiobook will turn your eight-year-old into a young comedian.

The Pigeon family is off to sunny Spain for what they hope will be the perfect holiday. But when mysterious pairs of underwear start appearing all over their vacation apartment, their dream holiday quickly turns into a hilarious disaster! With Mom on the verge of losing her mind, Dad trying to keep things under control, and the kids turning into mini-detectives, the Pigeons are in for the most disastrous and funniest adventure of their lives. Is it a prank, a ghost, or something even stranger? Join the Pigeons on a laugh-out-loud journey full of surprises, mischief, and unforgettable ...

Here’s the ultimate joke book for 9-year-olds who love to laugh!Want to make your nine-year old laugh like a hyena? Looking for a clean, family-friendly joke book for kids eight to ten? Are you out of dad jokes and need a new batch of silly jokes for nine-year-old boys and girls? We’ve got a batch of freshly-baked, hysterical jokes for kids eight-ten that will keep your young one engaged and entertained for hours!

Want to encourage your girl to develop her own quiet time with God?"Wonderfully Made" is Perfect to read with your child or to allow an early reader explore the hidden treasures of Bible scriptures. Inside this little girl's devotional, you'll find: 120 carefully chosen devotional pieces that relate to the experiences of a little girl (tween girls) in the age group 07- 11 years old. Easy text helps to make her Bible time as accessible and inviting as possible. Powerful Bedtime Prayers at the end of each devotion. Bringing her closer to GodA new devotional from the Best Selling Author of "...

The Voice of a savior - deep, arousing, and calming Where is He Calling Me from Heaven His eyes capture my soul at first sight My Alpha Male, Strong, Self Assuring, and Focused He can be my Dad, but he can't know I want him Staying in the room next to his in the house I can smell his clean, muscular, and freshly showered body creeping in my room My desire for his touch is getting into my head and dreams Don't Fall in Love to fast He is a single dad, with a young daughter. His charm is intoxicating as he spends time with his daughter His eyes tell me he wants to ravish my body My body is all...

When two ordinary pets tumble through a shimmering backyard portal, they land in a world that desperately needs heroes. Rosy, a wise and noble Great Pyrenees, and Jack, a lightning-happy golden retriever with more heart than sense, find themselves in Ilyria—a magical land under siege by the tyrannical Queen Morvanna. To their shock, the realm grants them powers: Rosy commands fire and becomes Flame, while Jack zaps to life as Electric Bolt. But this is no simple rescue mission. The land is wounded. Dreams are hunted. And a secret buried deep beneath the roots of Ilyria may hold the key to...

It's Squish - a graphic-novel series, now adapted for audio, about a comic-book-loving, twinkie-eating grade-school amoeba trying to find his place in the world (or at least trying to make it through a school day). This audiobook includes the first four books in the Squish series: Super Amoeba, Brave New Pond, The Power of the Parasite, and Captain Disaster.

Every 11-year-old can learn these clean and family-friendly gags to build confidence, make new friends, have their cousins fall from the couch with laughter, or look like the smartest pickle in the jar.

Game Changers: Women Athletes Who Inspire Kids is a powerful collection of true stories that celebrates determination, courage, and success through the lens of 33 iconic female athletes. Perfect for readers ages 8–12, this inspiring volume from the Young Legends series showcases champions who broke barriers and redefined what’s possible—on and off the field. 🏆 Real Stories, Real Impact: Meet incredible women from all walks of life and across every sport—gymnastics, soccer, basketball, swimming, track, MMA, and more. Each chapter dives into the life lessons, biggest wins, and jaw-...

Avocados! Surprise! The avocado is a fruit! Actually avocado is a large berry that contains a single seed. Avocados tend to be treated like a vegetable and used in savory dishes, but they grow according to the definition of a fruit. Maybe that’s why they work so well with mangoes, pears, peaches and pomegranates. Yum! So what does an avocado and an alligator have in common? Skin! Sometimes the avocado is called the alligator pear because of its rough green skin. Plus, when cut in half it looks just like an alligator’s eye! There are over 500 known varieties of the avocado in the world, ...

These audiobooks introduce young listeners to the detective mystery genre. Perfect for the Common Core, kids can problem-solve with Nate, using logical thinking to solve mysteries! Nate the Great is about to enter his dog, Sludge, in the smartest pet contest. But when the prize disappears, it looks as if the contest will flop. It's a tough case for Nate and Sludge as they search for clues leading to the missing prize. In more ways than one, it's a very fishy business. Can Nate and Sludge find the prize in time?

Are you looking for a fun and educational way to engage your child's curious mind? Look no further than our exciting fact book for eight-year-olds!

Hanover Elementary is not your average school. The milk cartons whisper advice. The pencil sharpener leaks secrets. And the cafeteria meatballs occasionally move on their own. Tommy Tiddleton was just trying to survive another weird Wednesday when he stumbled upon the first clue: a glowing sandwich bag marked “DO NOT OPEN.” Naturally, he opened it. Now, with the help of his best friends—Dev the skeptic, Blister the chaos enthusiast, and Miss Sheila the world’s most suspicious lunch lady—Tommy must navigate a bizarre underground archive, a sentient gravy spill, memory-erasing tacos...

Spelling Seven is the seventh book in the Spelling for Kids interactive spelling workbooks series, which features spelling words that will quickly improve vocabulary, reading comprehension, and spelling skills. It makes a great addition to any school or home-school curriculum! Our fun and enabling spelling system can be used by your whole family at home, and it can also be used by schoolteachers for all children and teenagers at school or who are being home-schooled. They can start their practice one year earlier and at their own pace.

A heart-stirring story about a woman’s need to come home…and the unexpected surprises and challenges she finds when she gets there…Mallie Westin was finally coming home. Ten years ago she packed up and with her children, left the only home she had ever known. Now she was coming back. The neighborhood was still the same with its charming small town feel. Very little had changed. It was still a small cluster of only a few homes that were long ago built by her parents and a few of their friends who wanted something different than what the big city in the distance offered. They’d found ...

Rosamond has started a book club called Rosamond’s Ready Readers. But she claims there’s an evil page monster on the loose. This monster has ripped and ruined a page of the cookbook Rosamond uses to make treats for the club.

Spelling Three is the third book in the Spelling for Kids interactive spelling workbooks series, which features spelling words that will quickly improve vocabulary, reading comprehension, and spelling skills. It makes a great addition to any school or home-school curriculum! Our fun and enabling spelling system can be used by your whole family at home, and it can also be used by schoolteachers for children at school or who are being home-schooled. They can start their practice one year earlier and at their own pace.

Ahoy there Matties, are you ready to join us for an adventure on the high seas?Jeremy and Rachel are brother and sister who love to play pirates. When they fall asleep or daydream, they disappear into their imaginary pirate world. Follow their sibling rivalry as Captain Bluebeard gets his revenge and attacks his sister’s ship. What Snot Cannonballs! Really? The paperback books contain illustrations for readers to colour in, this encourages interaction and ownership of the stories, and for the children to want to read on. This sequel to #1 Best Seller Bluebird’s New Ship, is told from ...

Dino Nuggets Dilemma is an exciting and heartwarming adventure that will captivate young readers. Join Jennie, a brave and clever pig, as she embarks on a daring mission to rescue her dinosaur friends from the clutches of a wicked witch. Along the way, Jennie teams up with a colorful cast of characters, including George, a poison dart frog with a big personality, and Marley, a magnificent tiger with a heart of gold. Together, they navigate treacherous mountains, enchanted forests, and even a spooky haunted ship, all while figuring out how to outsmart the witch. This thrilling tale is packed...

When D. J. Everage's friend is beat up by bullies at school, the elementary-age kids rally together to identify disguised perpetrators, even though they have very few clues. As head of the young detectives, D. J. (sleuth-in-training) uses invaluable toys and great ideas to solve the mystery and to let the bullies know their sneaky actions will not be tolerated under his watch! This is a delightful book featuring courageous kids, who know how to get the job done!