Old Fantasy

What's a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army - with his butler - of course. Desperate to kick Phule out of the Space Legion, General Blitzkrieg sends a crack team of environmental investigators - including celebrity canine Barky the Environmental Dog - to sniff out Phule and his unnatural disasters. It doesn't take long. Phule is hosting a group of big-game hunters who think they can bag a dinosaur on Zenobia. Needless to say, dinosaurs are not a native species. But cold, hard facts never stopped a Phule....

Three drop-dead gorgeous women in three days… Jeff puts his past behind him and starts a new life. The sizzling night with his sexy neighbor Sienna certainly helps. But he has barely had the time to indulge in his exhilarating relationship with Sienna when her protective friend Sarika enters the picture. The voluptuous, dark-haired beauty might be demanding, but she undoubtedly lusts over Jeff. The two temptresses open the door to an unconventional relationship that Jeff has never dreamed of. Meanwhile, Jeff’s attraction for Julia compels him to spy on the stunning blonde. And the ...

He promised to protect her. But some promises can break the world. As a forgotten ritual nears completion, Commander Doric is drawn into a web of ancient bloodlines, haunted visions, and a child at the heart of it all. Nessa is more than she seems, and the closer the veil between worlds thins, the more Doric begins to fear what saving her might cost. In a world unraveling, loyalty is no longer clear, and sacrifice may be the only path to salvation. When the final moment comes, his choice will echo far beyond the battlefield, leaving ash where hope once stood.

7 naughty women getting owned not just from — but in — their behind! Seven steamy tales featuring scenes of butt slut brats as well as fun in the other two holes! This BOOTY bundle includes: 1. Baby Bumping the Girl Next Door 2. Just Suckle Me! 3. Accidental Preggo Slut 4. PREGNANT to Pay My Rent 5. Bumped by TENTACLES! 6. Be My Baby, Baby! 7. Taking Her Cherry in the Snow "You're gonna be sore from how much I'm going to make you c*me tonight."

Jenny is the hottest chick he’s ever seen in real life. The young office assistant started out dressing professionally for work in unflattering clothes that barely showed off her perfect little body, but when she figured out how much her boss was attracted to her, she switched to more and more revealing outfits. One night after hours, Jenny confesses she’s been having sexual dreams about him. She admits she’s been trying to seduce him. What’s a guy to do? Her boss is happy to help Jenny live out her fantasies and give her a hard backdoor fucking the hot young slut will remember for ...

We’re supposed to be faking it but I’m falling hard for my brother’s hot best friend who’s twice my age. Josh is arrogant, filthy rich and has a ton of pride. He’s not the type to ask anyone for a favor. But he has a crazy ex who will stop at nothing to take his son away. So when he begs me to be his fake fiancé to help win the custody battle, I say yes. Then a simple week away ended up with us tangled up in the sheets. The harder we try to fake it, the harder it is to resist each other. Lines have been crossed and neither of us know what’s fake or real anymore. The only thing ...

These five tales are absolutely perfect as bedtime stories. From an old but very kindhearted train to flying cows, from an elegant and very ambitious elephant to some surprising cauliflowers, these tales really have it all. Imaginative, amusing, charming, and fun. This five-tale collection is perfect for children of almost any age and not a few adults, too!

Blaize, the Wicked Witch of the East, is jealous, competitive, and invested in evil. She controls and terrorizes the Munchkins that live under her reign, abducting children with abandon to use as her slaves. She kidnaps Jasper and Celeste--the most famous tumblers in OZ--to perform at a nightmarish birthday party she is hosting for her equally evil sister, the Wicked Witch of the West. But Jasper and Celeste are a formidable duo, and Blaize is humiliated by their brazen attempted escape. Enraged, Blaize pursues the tumblers. But, with the help of some familiar friends--the Cowardly Lion and...

Award-winning author Garth Nix returns to the Old Kingdom with a thrilling prequel complete with dark magic, royalty, dangerous action, a strong heroine, and flawless world-building. This epic fantasy adventure is destined to be a classic, and is perfect for fans of Game of Thrones.

Trish and Liam Nelson have an almost-perfect marriage. But Trish’s sex drive has taken a plunge over the last few years, and she knows that she’s not meeting Liam’s needs. Liam is too devoted to her to even think about cheating, but Trish has been harboring a secret fantasy designed to reinvigorate their love life forever: sharing her husband with a hot younger woman. It takes some convincing, but soon Liam is on board with her plan. The only problem is finding that special woman to share with Liam. Enter Amy, a beautiful young local college student who is hungry for more experience ...

Doc Shephard and his crew have hunted demon spawn and preternatural terrors accross the United States since their own encounter with a vampire in the back streets of Boston. Doc's latest mission sends him to a small town in the Old West hunting rumored beasts that stalk the night and threaten the locals beneath the crimson glow of a blood moon. *** Caleb’s Folly is a blistered welt of a town which sits a half mile from the oldest and richest silver mine in the United States. The mine dried up over a decade ago and the town has withered little by little each year since. Home to the ...

I can’t believe I gave my v-card to a hot billionaire old enough to be my dad. I was only going out to celebrate my friend’s birthday. Next thing I know, I’m sweaty and tangled up in the sheets - happily giving my v-card to this gorgeous grump of a man. To make matters worse, I had to sneak past his adorable little girl on my walk of shame the morning after. But he never asked for my number, so I thought for sure I would never see him again. Until the nausea started. Now I have nine months to figure this out. That is until he showed up at my doorstep with an offer I couldn’t refuse.

Paint a mural. Start a battle. Change the world. Sierra Santiago planned an easy summer of making art and hanging out with her friends. But then a corpse crashes the first party of the season. Her strokeridden grandfather starts apologizing over and over. And when the murals in her neighborhood begin to weep real tears... Well, something more sinister than the usual Brooklyn ruckus is going on.

Why won't he tell me the truth? When the sexy stranger showed up at my diner and left me a hundred dollar tip, I knew that things were about to get interesting. He finally divulged his first secret: his identity as a billionaire. But why do I get the feeling that he is hiding more than that? When the billionaire kicks me out just as things are starting to get hot and heavy, I decide to write him off. That is, until he shows up and tells me his REAL secret...

The girl doesn't remember a thing about her life, but the intricate tattoo on her arm is proof that she's from the Dragonfly Territories and that she's protected by the king. Which means a reward for Piper if she can get the girl home. The one sure way to the Territories is the 401, a great old beauty of a train. But a ticket costs more coin than Piper could make in a year. And stowing away is a difficult prospect - everyone knows that getting past the peculiar green-eyed boy who stands guard is nearly impossible.

LET NOTHING HOLD YOU BACK. A companion novel to the Sleeping Lotus series. Loren Stone wasn't always a powerful general. Once, he was simply a victim. And Lassyne True wasn't always the Thorns' most hated spy. Once, she was the heir to a duchy and a fortune... and the favorite target of a murderous lunatic. They have so much in common. They've both been kept in a cage. Lassyne knows this, because she was there. As a child, she saw what happened to Loren... and for ten years of her life, she has watched him from afar, obsessing over a future that they'll never have. But when her parents ...

Some monsters are impossible to see. This is The Ballad of Old Joe Booth.

In the Old Kingdom, a land of ancient and often terrible magics, 18-year-old orphan Terciel learns the art of necromancy from his great-aunt, Tizanael. But not to raise the Dead, rather to lay them to rest. He is the Abhorsen-in-Waiting, and Tizanael is the Abhorsen, the latest in a long line of people whose task it is to make sure the Dead do not return to life.

COMPLETE TRILOGY! I never imagined giving birth would spark a rebellion, but that’s the reality when you’re carrying a child who breaks all the rules. Our baby is in danger and trapped inside Bellevue Medical; all we can do is wait. The Council is watching, and we all know what they want—to take our half-demon, half-witch child away forever. Vale, Nicodemus, Ares, Slade, and Zephyrus are determined to protect us, but with every passing moment, the threat grows closer. Outside, whispers of rebellion turn to roars. The realms are on edge, and my five demons aren’t just trying to keep ...

When his neighbor Bob passes away, Jackson inherits his farm, including his prized cows, the ones he'd always kept locked up in the barn, away from prying eyes. Even his wife has never seen them, but she swears it's the most delicious milk she's ever had. She tells Jackson that earlier in the day, before his heart attack, Bob told her that the cows were finally in heat, and that he'd been waiting his entire life for this day. Jackson goes to the barn, and discovers the dirty old man's secret stash of three beautiful hucows, busty and engorged, in heat, and leaking juices of arousal from ...