Humor Fiction Cat

Old Macdonald is cleaning out his farmhouse kitchen when he comes across a dusty old teapot. And no one could be more surprised when a wish-granting genie pops out of the spout. Old Macdonald wishes for a wife, who wishes for a baby. A baby who wishes for a dog, who wishes for a cat, who wishes for some mice! It doesn't take long before the farmyard starts getting very busy, and very noisy! Will the genie ever get a break from granting wishes, and find some peace? If only there was someone who could grant him a wish....

Christmas is celebrated for the benefit of cats. Humans would do well to remember this. Sammy sees the Christmas world from the viewpoint that all things belong to cats, including presents, food, and the tree.

We all have good luck and bad, courtesy of our very own lucky rabbits and bad-luck black cats. Most people never notice them. Cecil Bean certainly never noticed the villainous cat, Millikin, that lurked around every corner, or his devoted rabbit, Leek, who was never far from his side. At least not until Millikin hatches a deliciously evil plan to vanish Leek into a magician’s hat, leaving Cecil with no good luck at all and stranding poor Leek in a world that no rabbit has ever escaped from. Leek and Cecil will do anything to find their way back to each other.

After a disastrous 31st birthday party where she gets stood up by a man she isn't supposed to be dating, Peri McKenna decides it's time to change what hasn't been working - which is pretty much everything. Her love life is going nowhere fast, she's bored to tears by a job that makes her the office pariah, and the lifelong junk food addiction that used to be somewhat quirky is now positively problematic. To top it all off, her newly purchased home is falling apart, and wishful thinking hasn't done much to fix the leaky roof.

One day, Annie and Henry - together with their furry friends Snowball and Mudge - see a beautiful hummingbird. It's darting and hovering near Annie's flowers - especially the pink petunias. They love watching it each day. But they wonder how they can encourage their tiny visitor to return after the sweet-smelling blooms wither and die.

When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever...until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.

Mr. Hyde is no ordinary cat. The boy with whom he lives, and who is also his best friend, knows that Mr. Hyde is a magic cat. And Mr. Hyde has a way of ensuring that those who do bad deeds always get their comeuppance. Mr. Hyde and the boy live in a large, old house near London, England. The boy's parents laugh at the notion that the strange things that happen when Mr. Hyde is around could be attributed to any magical powers - such as a mysterious birthday cake mix-up at the boy's 10th birthday party. Very odd.

Dog not in Charge was written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human, Dog, and Cat English. Where Dog and Cat English predominate, cat won the argument.

Le chat Pitre a des super-pouvoirs ! Pitre pensait enfin pouvoir manger des sardines tranquille. Mais, à peine rentré de son voyage dans l'espace, sa famille et lui s'aperçoivent... qu'il a tout à coup des super-pouvoirs. Il est même capable d'arrêter un camion lancé à toute allure ! Malheureusement, ses nouvelles capacités ne passent pas longtemps inaperçues... et le voilà bientôt avec une armée de chercheurs à trousses !

Comment peut-on me faire ça à moi, un chat si délicat ? Me mettre à la porte parce que Jérôme (le maître de maison) est allergique à mes jolis poils tigrés ? Si vous voulez mon avis, c'est plutôt lui qui devrait déménager. Heureusement, sa fille, la petite Sidonie, a décidé de me garder en secret.

This is Part One of a new series of books about the loves and lives of the Cats of Salisbury Road, written by the best-selling writer Tom Slemen. If you have a cat you will especially love these comical tales!

Pas de vacances pour le chat Pitre ! Je suis un chat, je m'appelle Pitre, et il m'arrive une chose terrible : mes maîtres ont décidé de partir en vacances... sans moi ! En plus, ils veulent me confier à la voisine, la méchante Mme Piolet, et son affreux chat Malo. J'en tremble d'avance.

Je suis un chat et je m'appelle Pitre. Ce que je préfère dans la vie, c'est faire la sieste sur mon coussin douillet. Malheureusement, mes maîtres ont toujours plein d'idées pour troubler ma tranquillité. La dernière : me faire participer à un concours de beauté !

Pinkerton seems lonely. So his young owner goes to the pet show to find him a friend. She returns with a kitten named Rose, who could be the ideal playmate for Pinkerton. But Rose has ideas of her own. She wants to be a Great Dane, and suddenly Pinkerton decides to start acting like a kitten. So Pinkerton, Rose and their owners go back to the pet show to seek professional advice, but what results is a crazy and comical adventure!

Sam likes to tap everywhere. What happens when he can't tap somewhere? An alien visits earth and finds something. It isn't a nut, so what is it? Emerging learners laugh and learn with these stories.

In this fifth story about Miss Susie with the Magical Sunglasses, she tells us about the time she took a course in self-development where she met an absolutely horrendous healer cat, who interfered in things that was none of her business. It was a terrible experience to poor Miss Susie, who doesn’t understand why these things always seem to happen to her.

In this seventh story about Miss Susie with the Magical Sunglasses, she tells us about the worst X-mas in her life when everything that can go wrong, goes wrong. Her human has invited guests, and it’s everyone that she’s gotten into trouble with during the year. Finally, Miss Susie has to use all her intelligence and cunning to get them out of her house.

In this fourth story about Miss Susie with the Magical Sunglasses, she tells us about the time she fell in love with Prince Pomeroy. It was a terrible mistake, and she still doesn't understand how such a charming male cat could turn into such an impolite and cheeky creature without her doing anything.

Crump the Cat combines three hilarious satirical tales in one audiobook that the whole family can enjoy. Told in rhyming verse, Crump is an orange tomcat with inherited wealth who is famous for his TV show, the The Appurrentice. His fans love Crump’s affluent lifestyle and his bombastic, winner-take-all attitude. When Crump wins the presidency, he promptly turns the world inside out to fit his golden image and creates a dystopia where only orange cats are welcome.

When shelter cats Pasha and Poop move in with their new human family, they find themselves up against a ghostly bully. Scaredy Cat demands they follow his rules or he'll cause all kinds of trouble - knock over lamps, spill kitty litter and even get them shipped back to the animal shelter! But Pasha and Poop are stubborn and rebellious. They won't follow the Scaredy Cat's ridiculous rules like all of the other pets on the block. Together, they set out to find the truth behind who the Scaredy Cat really is, and how they can end his mischief-making for good.