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She wanted to step into the warm embrace of his arms; but he was the enemy. Lindsey Asher took the Billionaire Bride Pact at girl’s camp, but she’s never taken it seriously. Her dreams were always about building her own a bakery empire, not marrying a billionaire. Years later and all grown up, Lindsey has poured her heart and soul into Sugarbee’s Sweets in downtown Manhattan. All she wants are good reviews from a pair of big-name food bloggers and plenty of customers to enjoy her sweet treats. When Eric Kasabov parks his cookie cart in front of Sugarbee’s and starts stealing her ...

Will a mixture of pranks, revenge, and a global pandemic explode in danger or ignite hilarious, unexpected results? Marty Golden wishes this prequel novella was his superhero origin story but alas, he’s merely a mild-mannered Silicon Valley geek whose skills of self-delusion, daydreaming, and attention to detail are put to the ultimate challenge—entertaining his nieces. See Marty before he becomes the super-sleuthing, crime-busting hero of the Silicon Valley Mystery series. In this short read, you’ll meet the lovable hero, an amateur sleuth who constantly frustrates and astounds ...

Annie is the bane of my existence. The reason why I'm ready to move out of the building. She's that woman. The one you can't stand who you just want to spank and do naughty things to until she repents. So I propose a compromise. Hint - it involves a certain individual getting naked and down on her knees. Turns out Annie's temper isn't the only thing that's hot about her. Just when I think we might be getting along, I learn that Annie doesn't do compromise. But then, neither do I. This explosive, untamed tale will burn up your device. Joel and Annie are two hot-for-each-other neighbors who ...

Three sisters, a five hundred year old prophecy, and the fate of witches are in her hands….trouble is she doesn’t know where her sisters are, she’s never heard of this prophecy, and the last time she checked witches didn’t exist. Sinclair Davis and her sisters were separated as children by their mother, and despite Sinclair’s best attempts she never could find the family she’d lost. By the age of twelve she’d wound up on the streets accompanied by a black cat named Serafin and the ability to cast illusions, a gift that would save her life and change her future. Now, someone ...

His daughter’s medical emergency will lead to love… When his teenage daughter winds up in the Emergency Room, Ed is worried sick, but not too worried to notice how beautiful the E.R. doctor is. He’s never believed in love at first sight, but even after he butts heads with the stubborn doctor, he can’t get her out of his mind. Joy is content with her single life, but there’s something about her patient’s father that makes her long for more. When her friend schemes to get her out on a date with Ed, she realizes that despite their apparent differences, she and the grumpy contractor...

Robert Krieger's life is falling apart. He’s been fired from his job, split up with his girlfriend, and has a controlling mother he feels obligated to call twice a week. As a result, he’s developed a distressing anxiety disorder. Robert lends money to an acquaintance across the hall in his building, a small-time drug dealer named Skids. When Skids is brutally beaten by enforcers working for an inner-city drug gang, the Dragons, he gives Robert a “package” to hold for him until he either asks for it back or dies. Determined to find a new girlfriend, while jogging one morning Robert ...

Dele – Do no evil I’ve made her my neighbor; I’ve made her my muse; and I will make her mine… I dominate these dirty bayou streets. Soon, I will make a big splash in the music industry. Kendis is the aloof bestie of my best friend’s little sister. Everyone dances to my whim. Alive or dead. Except Kendis. Like tonight. I gave her the impression I am a gentleman, gentle I am not. My taboo dealings may haunt us, but Kendis is mine to protect. Sweet Kendis suspects my dodginess. If she could leave me, she would. Still, everyday, I want to make music with her body the way I do on my ...

Milton Maroo, a portly space trader who enjoys a gourmet meal as much as a good deal, is wanted for murder in a strange star system on the brink of war. The Idon star system is fragile, crumbling from the outer planets in. At the edge, resentment boils in the Idonan people, whispers of uprising are growing. The palace, on the innermost planet, still projects order from a king increasingly out of touch with his subjects. Milton Maroo, the lone pilot of the trading ship, the Zenger, transports goods from system to system, most of it legal. On a run into the Idon system, his dazzling skills ...

Orchestrated at the highest levels of society, the nation’s food supply has been hijacked and contaminated in the first step of a global plot. George Miles, a scientist, discovers something is wrong and joins grocery delivery driver Dustin Fowler on the trail through a world turning insane: terrorist wristware, inflatable farm equipment, a woman following her dream to become the world’s fattest person and Tolkien-themed Pyramid schemes all stand in their path to save everyone from a monstrous fate.

Previously published as “Dirty Martinis” by Rose Bak The boy on the playground has grown up into quite a sexy man -- and he mixes a good drink too! Olga When your sister is married to a famous rock star and your boss is a self-made billionaire, it’s hard not to feel inferior now and then. So, when I found out my landlord was selling my apartment and I was going to have to move – again – I decided to pop into the new bar up the street for a little liquid comfort. I wasn’t expecting to run into the guy who’d been my first boyfriend. It was in kindergarten, but it still totally ...

I Must Be Crazy is a series of romantic erotica short stories written in four episodes. My Masked Lover: First Episode Let me take your mind on a journey once more and see how Samantha reacts to her uninvited guest. Teacher's Pet: Second Episode In Teacher’s Pet Teri Watson has been procrastinating in taking a job offer in hopes that one day the man that she secretly desires will come knocking. Daily Dose: Third Episode In Daily Dose, let me draw you into Sandra’s real-life fantasy, and see how she handles a large dose of Eric Morris. Cold Heat: Fourth Episode Being trapped together in ...

Tutto d`un tratto, Heng Lee comincia a sentirsi molto strano, così decide di far visita allo Sciamano locale, niente meno che sua zia. Dopo alcuni test conclude che Heng non ha più sangue nel corpo. Come lo dirà alla sua famiglia? E cosa decideranno di fare? Heng Lee è un capraio delle remote montagne a nord-est di Chiang Rai, nel nord della Thailandia, vicino al confine con il Laos.

For fans of Terry Pratchett… Bartholomew Whitlock, mild misanthropist and warlock extraordinaire, has been working in the acquisitions department of The Bearded Syndicate for over a century—and he’s exhausted. Ready to retire, he fakes his own death and retreats to the suburbs with his fluffy demonic familiar. They’re convinced nobody would go looking for them there! But there’s one problem—Bartholomew isn’t the only magical fugitive in the area. A vampire lives nearby, and too much magical activity is bound to attract attention. One of them has got to go. Bartholomew is ...

Santa Claus has had enough of mischievous elves wreaking havoc at the North Pole. Banishing them to the bustling streets of New York City, these rogue elves find themselves in a world far removed from the snowy serenity they once knew. Struggling to adapt to their newfound urban surroundings, the misfit elves hatch a devious plan to sustain themselves—stealing food and toys from unsuspecting homes. With a stolen truck as their makeshift headquarters, the naughty elves embark on a spree of festive thievery, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Can the spirit of the season prevail over ...

Galactic Futa Blade Wars On Kabasula, a civil war has struck the planet. The only sphere in the Teon Galaxy inhabited by Futa women—chaos has erupted. At stake is the entire civilization. Futa women must be fucked daily or else they will lose their power. Many could possibly shrivel up and die from the lack of attention. Ruled by the orange pussy grabbing old imp named Specula, there seems to be no hope for the inhabitants. The Emperor’s administrative skills suck. His cabinet is in confusion and his government is riddled with anarchy. For mature readers, 18+ who wish to read erotica, ...

How NOT to meet the man of your dreams (according to Brenda Glummit, accountant): 1) Switch places with your glamorous sister. 2) Pose as a figure model. 3) No, literally, pose as one. 4) Trick acclaimed artist (and too gorgeous for words) Marcus Lorance into thinking you're her. A happy, fizzy, airy, SIZZLING standalone romance set in Seattle. TIME FOR A DELICIOUS ESCAPE! Enclosed in your story, please find: Love scenes so hot you'll need a fan Embarrassing moments galore A good cat and a wicked sister... Hi, Reader! As in my Seven Tech Tower universe, where Beg, Too Long, and Try Me take ...