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What Do You Do If Your Best Friend is Possessed By a Daemon?And what if your best friend is already a Daemon? Ironspell can't get any breaks. The only way he can save not only the Earth, the Universe, and the Multiverse is to find out the Name of the Daemon. He must learn how to use his Namer powers. Only, he doesn't know how. To make matters worse, his new Templar powers are driving him insane and killing him. And the angelfire he wields is the only thing that harms the Void Daemon. No pressure there. It's a race against time against the Void Daemon who is disguising itself as the New ...

Betrayed by a Valkyrie and Surrounded by Demons While trying to rescue Fenrir, Ironspell is betrayed by one of his friends, and set up to die at the hands of the ruthless fallen angels, known as the Watchers. But the Watchers' plans don't go...well, as planned. Ironspell escapes and decides to free Fenrir, the Wolf of Ragnarok, even if it means going up against Odin and the rest of the Norse pantheon. Who in the hell breaks into a dungeon? Ironspell knows this isn't his smoothest move, but he has promised to keep Fenrir safe. Only, the dungeon is possibly more than he ever bargained for...

Ironspell Rushes in Where Angels Fear to TreadIt's so like Ironspell to accidentally become the last Templar, only to find out that Heaven has a job for him to do: namely find Lucifer. You see, Lucifer has fled Hell and is now trying his hand at becoming the President. Problem is, Lucifer is in a place no angel would dare step foot in: namely the virtual reality world of the Enchanted Forest. So, they've decided to send Ironspell in to do their dirty work. Ironspell would probably give this a pass, except for three things. First, he's bound to one of Heaven's Guardians, who also happens to ...

Hell on Earth Ironspell returns home only to discover 30 supernaturals hanging from trees and light posts near his home with the sinister message that this is the work of the Cult of the Messiah. Apparently, neither he nor his friends can get a break, especially when the Cult of the Messiah's leader summons a creature so powerful that Ironspell isn't sure anything can defeat it. Dealing with a Normal uprising and a nameless creature from the Void wasn't in the Denver Wizard Task Forces' rookie handbook -- assuming they had a handbook -- but Ironspell; his daemon friend, Tuzren; his official...

This second collection of Debbie Young's lighthearted yet thoughtful columns for the Tetbury Advertiser record the author's thoughts during the tumultuous five-year period from 2016 through 2020 - the era of Brexit and of President Trump - when even in her quiet corner of the Cotswolds, it often seemed the world had gone mad. Charming the readers of this multiple-award-winning community magazine with her homespun philosophy, with playful wit and with vivid imagination, Debbie Young provides a sense of perspective about what really matters in life.

Rael is an apprentice to a hunter of the Order. Hunters have one mission in life, and that’s to vanquish evil beings from other planes of reality that want to conquer our plane—demons, devils, and the like. However, Rael’s current mission isn’t as difficult as all that. Rael and her mentor are in New York City with the goal of finding a few missing children. With not even a hint of demons around, how hard could that task be? It gets a touch more difficult when Rael herself is kidnapped. Her kidnappers don’t even desire a ransom in return for her; instead they want her to find ...

Who knew life could get so…weird? Selene’s best friend is dead, and now she finds herself raising a precocious teen, Allie—though she never even wanted to be a mom. To top it off, they’re living in her deceased friend’s house in a small town that’s one enchanted forest away from belonging in a fairy tale.

Mordak isn't bad as far as goblin kings go, but when someone - or something - starts pumping gold into the human kingdoms, it puts his rule in serious jeopardy. Suddenly he's locked in an arms race with a species whose arms he once considered merely part of a calorie-controlled diet. Helped by an elf with a background in journalism and a master's degree in being really pleased with herself, Mordak sets out to discover what on Earth (if indeed, that's where he is) is going on.

From the Bestselling Author P.S. Power, comes the thrilling novel of one girl's journey into the darkness of the supernatural. When Keeley transfers to a new school, she expects the same old drama that comes with any high school. But when she meets Darla Gibson, popular and seemingly up to no good, Keeley soon finds herself in a battle with forces beyond her wildest imagination. As Keeley discovers the terrible secrets that Darla and her friends are hiding, she must summon the courage to face the darkness lurking beneath the surface of her new school. With her life and the lives of her ...

Annie is the bane of my existence. The reason why I'm ready to move out of the building. She's that woman. The one you can't stand who you just want to spank and do naughty things to until she repents. So I propose a compromise. Hint - it involves a certain individual getting naked and down on her knees. Turns out Annie's temper isn't the only thing that's hot about her. Just when I think we might be getting along, I learn that Annie doesn't do compromise. But then, neither do I. This explosive, untamed tale will burn up your device. Joel and Annie are two hot-for-each-other neighbors who ...

Is thirty years too long to wait for a second chance? High school best friends Sara and Sofia had always been inseparable, but neither of them knew that they were hiding a secret attraction. The girls lost touch after graduation, but thirty years later, they run into each other in a coffee shop, and it’s love at first sight. Or second sight, anyway. They’re both too old to fall this fast, but they don’t want to waste any more time. After years of being single, Sara and Sofia are about to find out that true love was worth waiting for – and their first love can also be their last. “...

The man was taken by the royal guards. His wife did not know that. What did his wife do? A man was ill at stomach. He was in search of a remedy. The royal guards picked him up. But he was not thrown into the prison. Rather, he was treated like a true guest. The princess was cursed. Nobody wanted to marry her. Yet she was too willing to get married. The king found a match for her. But the month of death delayed the wedding. For making the wedding legal, some laws needed to be amended. The amendment stirred the royal court to dust bowl. If you like rolling in laughter with tales of entangled ...

The Urban Leash is a story about all the funny stories of a dogwalker from the dogwalker's point of view. Humorous, fun, light read.

It's Hell Being a DaemonTuzren the daemon was happy living on his home plane of Onoys -- until Faust summoned him. Due to the disparity between the two timelines, his life becomes a real mess at home, but Earth is no picnic either. He's forced to obey Faust's every whim, or suffer excruciating pain. Tuzren has something unusual in most daemons: a code of honor. Of sorts. And Faust has just crossed the line.

When Ali moves across the country to join Travis, she expects her life to finally settle down. She finds a great job testing magical items at a law firm, but not all is as it seems. When an evil entity takes up residence at work, Ali is in a fight for her life Also available (Bundled) Books 1 - 5: When Were & Howl Collection Book 1: Moon Struck (sometimes free) Book 2: Vampires Bite Book 3: Tryst of Fate Book 4: A Grave Awakening Book 5: Werewolf Wedding.

Bob Ironspell-Cabas, AKA Ironspell is a wizard cop who just can't get any breaks. When he goes to pick up the werewolf girl of his dreams for a first date, he discovers a rival werewolf gang has attacked the Denver Wolfpack headquarters and kidnapped five female werewolves, including his girlfriend. Time is of the essence when it comes to werewolf kidnappings, so Ironspell heads out in search of the rival pack. Only they may not be the ones who kidnapped his date...

Winter Has One Last Chance Vetr, aka Winter, the son of Frost Giant nobility, is a total screw up when it comes to acting like a proper Jotun. When he gets tired of the abuse at home, he leaves to make his way in the world, and to find his relatives who might help him. Only he's given a challenge: be the Jotun he was born to be or become exiled for eternity.

The Krampus is kidnapping children. Santa makes an unscheduled stop to ask Ironspell and his Jotun partner, Vetr, for help. Together, they must visit Hel to gain entrance to the Krampus' stronghold. But can they rescue the children and stop the Krampus from enacting his dastardly plan?

She’s just a girl with a dog-shaped magical parolee. How did she end up having to search for a serial killer? Gillian Sternbach is used to being overlooked. As the granddaughter of a famous, and dangerously-powerful, witch, she didn’t actually end up with much magic besides the ability to see and interact with ghosts, which often feels more like a curse than a blessing. Still, she’s fine with her life as a parole officer for the Magical Council, looking after some of the less-dangerous magical miscreants, such as her current full-time charge, George, who’s rather mouthy for a man ...

Milton Maroo, a portly space trader who enjoys a gourmet meal as much as a good deal, has priceless cargo, an outlawed artificial intelligence that the crime underworld will kill for. The billionaire head of the Nythe Armaments Corporation empire is dead. Murdered by the most powerful crime syndicate in the system who are after one thing, an illegal artificial intelligence that will change the balance of power in the region in favour of whomever possesses it. Milton and his spy friend Cappa are broke. While they do odd jobs at the billionaire’s estate they discover the Lerjoo Brothers ...