Funny Travel

“This is exactly why they say, “Never piss off a writer!” Evil Robert steals his brother Simon's inheritance and the useless buffoon of a probate solicitor, Mannie the Liar, helps him get away with it. This is the story of the many life threatening adventures experienced by Simon while traveling the world waiting for the rudderless Romford law firm of Molly & Perk, to wake up to the fact they have an unaware narcissist running their probate department. Pulling the wool over the eyes of The Legal Ombudsman and The Solicitors Regulation Authority, Mannie the Liar compromises the ...

Odo and Eleanor are now officially knights, helped (and sometimes hindered) by their magical but rather difficult to control magical swords. But if they thought life as a knight was going to be easy, they were wrong! Before they know it, their first task is to tackle some ferocious bile wolves!

The Evil Nanasis has gone really bananas this time and wants her stuff back or the world is doomed (again). Worst of all, she's holding Nan's beloved pet ferret hostage! This time the POO-NAMI is really going to hit the wind farm! Against all the odds, it's up to the Listies to save the day.... Next stop in the interdimensional plumbing of time and space is The Maul, a sinister shopping centre that's surprisingly difficult to leave. Let's hope they don't shop till they drop!

NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestselling Author ***FREE BOOK***FREE BOOK***FREE BOOK***FREE BOOK*** **This book (200 pages free) is part 1 of a two-part installment series. IT IS NOT THE FULL BOOK. Parts 1 & 2 (400 pages) may be purchased separately. Emily Keane has her life all planned out. She's played by the rules and never stepped outside her box, and now she will finally be rewarded with everything she always dreamed of: a job promotion, a fiance, and a future she can count on. But when her perfectly planned world falls apart, Emily is plunged into the wildest year of her life. From ...

Brand new!! Bailey Mainwaring is a hereditary witch who bombs when it comes to magic, so when she accidentally casts a spell, the Universe answers by sending her a seventeenth-century hunk in the form of Captain Matthew Blackthorne. But can a truly old-fashioned alpha-male fit into Bailey's modern-day world?

"Elementary, my dear Rand. It works because it's impossible!" - Quinn Schmul, eccentric inventor. A whirlwind tale of time travel, magic, science, coffee, geeks, logic, fallacy, and spaghetti. Rand likes his coffee, his sleep, and the study of philosophy. Especially philosophy. He craves the beauty and rigor of it. That's why he's studying formal logic at an age when he should be doing something far more sensible with his life. It's a mystery how he ended up getting roped into his girlfriend-inventor's latest experiment. Sure, yeah, Quinn has terrific hair, and as a barista in her day job, ...

Princess the Cat flies first-class to Paris! (Book 4 in the Princess the Cat series.) The same lurking dangers in America also threaten Paris… Rats! The King of Paris is not what he seems, and it may be too late. From the heights of the Eiffel Tower, to the depths of the catacombs, and back to the tolling bells of the Notre Dame Cathedral, Princess must overcome more foes than ever before. Will Princess the Cat rescue a crumbling monarchy as the winds of revolution blow? Will a horde of rats overrun Paris? Princess the Cat Liberates Paris is the fourth in a series of middle grade novels ...

Local history and travels sure to make you laugh! From the mismatched buildings of Olympia to the faded Victorian grandeur of Port Townsend, Josh Kilen takes you around the Puget Sound, sharing humorous stories and quirky historical facts about this beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. You’ll spend hours chuckling to yourself, maybe even laughing out loud, reading these short and amusing stories. Part travel essay, part humor writing, this book is filled with stories that are sure to make you smile. So kick back, settle down into your favorite chair, and prepare to be delighted!

Ethan seems like a normal ten-year-old, but he has a secret. It’s not that he’s the one who accidentally filled the sunblock container with glue last summer or that he cracked the screen on his sister’s phone and blamed it on their baby brother. (Those things may have happened, but they’ve got nothing on this). No, Ethan’s secret is that he knows time travel is real—because his future self keeps coming back to visit him.

Felix hates Mondays. Dad's yelling at him to get up. His little brother, Olly, is being super annoying. So when Felix shuts the bathroom door, he wishes he could get away. He turns on the shower and...REEEEKKKKKK! Felix finds himself standing in the middle of a field...naked...with an army of soldiers charging at him.

This book is targeted not only at Europeans and other Africans who may be visiting Nigeria for the first time but also to expatriate Nigerians, who may or may not have touched our soil in decades, and who definitely need a refresher course, judging by my own experiences having returned to Lagos to live in 2010. Even though Nigeria is an English-speaking country, previously a British colony, the unofficial accepted language is Pidgin English and as such, the use and translation of simple English words in Pidgin English differ widely and have meanings that would baffle you!

In his debut book, Joe Thomas — aka Flight Attendant Joe — takes you on an inappropriate storytelling journey about what really happens while you sit comfortably (unless you are in a middle seat, in that case — he’s sorry) onboard a climate controlled airplane while sucking down cups of soda, snacking on unsalted peanuts, and playing dumb when you get caught smoking in the lavatory. Contains adult humor.

Martin von Muenchen is ridiculously funny in his descriptions of Mallorca, a popular vacation spot in Spain for German tourists. Here, Von Muenchen pokes fun at his own compatriots with a great sense of humor and satire, while celebrating the glories of all things German. For non-Germans, German Paradise Mallorca: A Funny Telling provides a humorous look at German culture and people in a way that is both funny and informative.