Funny Shorts

Protecting Her Heart Bundle Blurb: From Amazon #1 Best-Selling Author Regina Wade comes this long awaited bundle The first nine installments of the Protecting Her Heart series features smokin’ hot alpha males and the innocent, curvy heroines that tame their hearts. And every other part of them, too. A steamy collection that Includes all epilogues and extended epilogues from the #1 New Releases Her Billionaire Boss and Her Billionaire Landlord Along with: Her Brother’s Best Friend July Fourth with His Best Friend’s Daughter Dad’s Private Investigator Best Friend Her BFF’s Brother ...

Uncover unforgettable tales of life, love, and laughter — enjoy 50 short stories that will warm your heart, bring a smile to your face, and help you relieve stress and enhance your memory starting today.

"If you are looking for a sweet romance, you will love to read this. The characters are likeable and believable. I was smiling from page one over the female main character’s grumpiness and quick witted sarcasm. The male lead is the first love that too many of us let get away. Sweet story." -ARC review Welcome to Fox Valley, New Hampshire, where caustic city girls and sentimental ex-snowboarders are a match made in the mountains. Hendricks With my snowboarding career cut short, working at Fox Valley has given my peaceful life purpose. Until the sarcastic, self-centered, girl I’ve always ...

My brother’s best friend is dangerous, brutal, and violent. I’m about to beg him to pop my cherry. I’ve known Declan “Babyface” Cane for a long time. The championship-winning boxer is big, bad, and broody. He’s also completely off-limits. Saying no to Declan should be easy. But the champ hasn’t lost a fight yet. And I’m no match for big brown eyes and a great pair of mitts. One kiss and I’m down for the count. Can I survive falling for my brother’s best friend— Or is my heart asking for a Love TKO?

Zoe Mitchell's life is as meticulously planned as the weddings she organizes. Her idea of adventure? Trying a new brand of hair spray. But when a freak storm strands her in the Wyoming wilderness, she finds herself face-to-face with Axel Hawke - a rugged mountain man who could make even the most steadfast city girl swoon. Axel is everything Zoe isn't - wild, untamed, and unapologetically masculine. With his chiseled abs, smoldering blue eyes, and a beard that would make lumberjacks jealous, he's like a romance novel cover come to life. As Axel introduces Zoe to the raw beauty of mountain ...

While Ashley pursues a relationship with the man that her twin sister despises, Allie goes on an adventure with a new interesting prospect: a hot Uber driver who picks her up in a big, sexy truck. They have everything in common, and he also happens to be an identical twin! Their flirtation leads to an exciting connection, and soon Allie is on the ride of her life. That is, until her sister shows up covered in blood… But is the danger what it seems? Quickies Series Description: Seven friends living in New York City. One unusual competition. Who can have the most intimate encounters in a ...

These clean jokes will make you laugh for hours! This audiobook is perfect as a gift for your dad, bros, or as a collection of jokes to tell your kids.

Rori: Tall, dark, and devastatingly handsome, Reed Baker is the reason I’m still a virgin. I thought I could outrun his dangerous eyes when I left home at eighteen. His cocky grin and perfect body have haunted every dream and fantasy of my adult life. My heart hoped I’d never see him again. My body prayed that I did. Fate shoves him right into my face. One moment alone with him, and I’m already lost. The worst part is, I’m beginning to suspect he has feelings for me too, But he’s my best friend’s brother Will he protect my heart, Or is this hunky top-dog all bark and no bite? ...

Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 best selling My Point...and I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this audiobook.

☕ Now with a Brand NEW Cover, Exclusive Author's Note, and Exciting FREE GIFTS! ☕ ⭐ Empower Yourself with Heartwarming Stories That Inspire Reflection, Gratitude, and the Beauty of Everyday Life in Just 5 Minutes a Day! ⭐ What if just 5 minutes a day could help you slow down, embrace the present, and find wisdom in life’s simplest moments? 🔥 Ever feel like life is rushing by, leaving you disconnected from its deeper meaning? 🔥 Do you long for stories that are light yet meaningful—ones that not only entertain but also gently nudge you toward mindfulness, gratitude, and self...

Got a cheesy ex-boyfriend? A bat-crap crazy Bridezilla? Watch them get their just desserts! Some people think they're so much better than everyone else! Like no one else can compare to their beauty, brains, or elite status. So clearly everyone in the world; make that the universe owes these elite people their devotion and praise. And possibly their lunch money. Well this novel says nay-nay. You think you're better than everyone at work? Nope. You think you can steal my fiancée and get away with it? Nope. My money? Nope again. And you think you can give away my dog? No way dude! (spoiler ...

You'll never look at a bodyguard the same way again. From Amazon best-selling author Regina Wade comes the Grumps Gone Wild Boxed Set: Three spicy standalone instalove romances featuring feisty heroines and the grumpy bodyguards that protect their hearts.

In Campfire Stories for Kids: A Scary Ghost, Witch, and Goblin Tales Collection to Tell in the Dark, the listener will find a fun collection of magical and spooky tales to delight your children. This book has something for everyone! It is perfect for long days in the house or a gentle bedtime thrill. You and your kids will both love the variety.

Cheer on as karma delivers justice to entitled JERKS! It's a sad truth that some people think they deserve special treatment because of their job, appearance or social status. Or just because it's Tuesday. These self-centered jerks act as if the world revolves around them, while pushing down anyone who stands in their way. Demanding sacrifices and obedience from their friends, co-workers and even complete strangers. But what happens when karma catches up to these self proclaimed elites, and delivers them a hefty dose of justice? Deliciously satisfying and humorous results. And the odd ...

As a graduation present for her daughter, Tammy, Samantha Moon and the gang head down to South America for the vacation of all vacations. Of course, no vacation involving the vampire detective would be complete without a little mystery and mayhem. Or in this case, a lot of mystery mayhem! Enjoy the complete 6-story Latin Moon series in one easy-to-read volume. What's inside: 1. Incan Moon: First stop: Machu Picchu! For Samantha Moon, the breathtaking ruins hold more than meets the eye—let the adventure, mystery, and magic begin! 2. Xibalba Moon: Next stop: Xibalba—the Mayan Underworld! ...

Two teens, one cemetery, and an app from hell. Tommy and Billy are just a couple of average high school punks who are about to download a very unaverage app... An app that just might raise the dead. Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE!

The North Wind and the Sun ******************************* " One day in late spring with the sun shining strong She announced to the North Wind, “You do not belong!” “It’s time you must leave, so things can get hot.” But the North Wind said simply, “Oh, no, I will not.” ********** About Aesop’s Fables ****** Who was Aesop, and why are his fables famous all over the world? In fact, very little is known about this mysterious Ancient Greek figure. He is thought to have been a slave originally from Africa, but even that isn’t known for certain. But his stories, with their ...

A marvelous collection of Poems and Short Stories from Robert E. Kearns - Award Winning author of Hy Brasil: Island of Eternity, Crabb, Carnivore, Freedom is For the Few, Ossuary, Embers and A Donnybrook Affair. In this work Kearns provides us with thought provoking poems, and an array of incredible stories. . Now with a Five Star editorial review from Readers' Favorite, Poems & Short Stories Vol. 1 is the perfect introduction to the author's work, which can be cherished over and over.

Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's real name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale.

Halloween is all about tricks, treats... and maybe a little love? When a group of lifelong friends decide to have a bit of Halloween fun with some pranks, candy corn, and circus peanuts - things certainly get interesting. As innocent tricks transform into flirty mischief and playful pranks result in stolen kisses, the memories come alive. Get ready for a Halloween filled with love, candy-coated humor, sweet surprises, and lots of heart. * * * Each chapter is a stand-alone glimpse at a few of your favorite Healing Hearts characters in a sweet, secondary epilogue that you didn’t know you ...