Funny Shorts

In uniform or out, I live by my own set of rules. I work hard, I play hard. And I always get my mark. When Maddie walks into my station, I know I’m going to get her, too. Sweet and innocent aren’t usually my thing. She needs my help, and I’m going to give it to her But I’ll have to be careful. This cat has claws. Hands Up, Readers! Landon is a rogue cop with nothing to lose except his heart. (And his uniform.) In need of a quick and steamy romance fix with no cliffhangers and a guaranteed HEA? Then do yourself a favor and spend some time with your new favorite curvy heroine and the ...

I’m a double-dipped disaster. He’s two scoops of pain in my ass. He gives me a jaunty wave. I flip him the bird. That sums up me and Simon Adler in a chocolate-dipped pistachio shell. Everyone has a dream. Mine is to make the world’s best ice cream. There’s only one thing standing in my way: The hottest firefighter on Venice Beach. Scorching Hot is book two of Long. Hot. Summer. It’s a scorching hot beach read featuring an innocent heroine, frenemy action, a delicious fireman, and enough ice cream to get you through the heat wave. Like rivals to lovers? This one’s for you!

These are funny stories, seriously. Four short stories set in Oregon. Three in Eastern Oregon. One is about a scalawag who becomes a moonshiner. Another is about a scalawag who builds a mansion in the desert and becomes convinced that a pumpkin is an egg.

In Romance Quickies (Encounter 18), attorney Nicole’s connection with her handsome client deepens, but will her determination to win the bet get in the way of love? What if her recent encounters are a setup by an enemy, designed to bring her down? Her career is on the line. Love is on the line… Seven friends living in New York City. One unusual competition. Who can have the most intimate encounters in a month? Ten thousand dollars is on the line... Quickies are bite-sized steamy stories that follow a group of women living in New York City who compete to see who can have the most casual ...

A love spell? Ha! Yeah right. Magic isn't real. That's what I thought too, until a bunch of random guys started falling for me and expressing their feelings in the most preposterous ways! Now I'm the most popular girl in the library, and it's not all it's cracked up to be. I wish things would go back to normal... a nice, boring normal where I watch Netflix, read books, and get teased by my friend and fellow librarian, Oakley. But... wait. The hottest guy in the world is in love with me too. Maybe it's not so bad? Abracatastrophe is a sweet, short romantic comedy with a touch of magic.

In Romance: Quickies (Malia's Encounter - 3), Cuban daredevil Malia seduces her former parolee in a perilous park…but will the danger of their encounter be more than she can handle? Seven friends living in New York City. One unusual competition. Who can have the most intimate encounters in a month? Ten thousand dollars is on the line... Quickies are bite-sized steamy stories that follow a group of women living in New York City who compete to see who can have the most casual hookups in a month. Which woman will sleep with the most men to win the bet? Will any of them fall in love with ...

Born into a world with only seven days to live, Sim faces the same choice everyone does: How will he spend them? Is there something greater to hope for? A short story from Guys Read: Other Worlds, edited by Jon Scieszka.

One last night turns into a whole lot more firsts. I’ve only loved one man, my husband, but when his work starts piling up to the ceiling, enough is enough. He knows he’s neglecting my needs but there aren’t enough hours in the day. Divorce is imminent, so imminent that he’s moving his things across town as we speak. But I can't resist him, he smells so good and tastes even better. Then he makes a suggestion that will flip our life together upside down. Be with other men. With his permission. Anyone I want, whenever I want, however I want. And he's going to help me get started. “...

Romance: Quickies (Ella's Encounter - 1): In Quickies (Ella's Encounter - 1), curvy girl Ella meets a sexy cop whom she seduces on the floor of her bakery. But will his big gun be enough to keep her interested? Seven friends living in New York City. One unusual competition. Who can have the most intimate encounters in a month? Ten thousand dollars is on the line... Quickies are bite-sized steamy stories that follow a group of women living in New York City who compete to see who can have the most casual hookups in a month. Which woman will sleep with the most men to win the bet? Will any of ...

It’s Christmas time in the city, and Brooke is feeling a little frisky for Santa. Christmas Eve, dressed to kill, husband and wife venture out into the snow for a night neither of them will ever forget. When Mr. Claus crosses their path, out delivering toys to underprivileged kids, eyeing Brooke like he can’t resist her, who are they to deny St Nick himself? A boring, stuffy networking opportunity turns into a wild night hot enough to thaw the North Pole. Brooke’s flirtation becomes something decidedly riskier as Elliot keeps court in the other room. Soon, she’s stealing her husband...

This book was previously published as “Alpha Student” by Reba Bale. She may be a MILF, but she can still go over his knee! Middle-aged Sandy has been fantasizing about her son’s best friend for a while now. She knows it’s wrong, but she just can’t get her mind off the hot young football player and his big strong body. Daniel is twenty-one now, legally an adult. He’s about to graduate from college, and this may be the last weekend he will be staying at his friend’s house – and seeing his friend’s super hot mom. He’s seen the looks Sandy gives him, so when the two are left...

Fireworks in the city with an old flame, what kind of trouble could they possibly get into? Becca never truly got over her college sweetheart, and Ruston definitely never got over her. But no one ever said long distance relationships were easy. He knew it’d be awkward when she invited him to the 4th of July get together. All their other friends, sure, makes sense, but him? With her husband there? Past emotions swim to the surface in this story of summer fun, that perhaps gets a little too fun for those involved. Becca’s husband hasn’t even left the room. She’s never cheated on him ...

A refrigerator repairman whose tools could accidentally destroy the planet. The best pot of chili ever, in the history of this or any other universe. Pizza so bad it’s been weaponized by aliens. Intergalactic Refrigerator Repairmen Seldom Carry Cash is a wild smorgasbord of dozens of delightful comic science fiction tales, with a healthy side of fantasy mixed in. Learn the delicious secrets of the universe through stories such as Amazingland, A Taste of Damsel, and Why I Bring a Bag Lunch Now. Thrill to the end of all things in Apocalyptic Nostrils of the Moon and Trailer Trash Savior. ...

Imagine stepping into a world where the glitz of Hollywood collides with the grit of Detroit, where the sultry charm of Savannah mingles with the ethereal beauty of Mariposa, Italy. This is the electrifying landscape of our journey, a odyssey that spans continents and crashes through the barriers of reality and fiction. In your hands, dear reader, lies not just a book, but a treasure trove of tales that will leave you questioning what's true and what's crafted from the rich tapestry of imagination. Each story is a faceted gem, polished by the author's meticulous research and his audacious ...

The Boy Next Door Sharing a whole hell of a lot more than a cup of sugar with the boy next door. While Elliot's away, Brooke will play. Brooke and Matty should have been burning up the sheets 10 years ago. But we can’t always get what we want… Or can we? Brooke is out of excuses to not visit her family for Thanksgiving. There's an extra spot set at the table, a sexy stranger takes up residence. Except, the stranger’s not a stranger he's Matty Naverly. Strong and fit, filling out his jeans in just the right way, Matty looks more delectable than the big meal ever could. When Matty and ...

-Honolulu- Simone Hale used to be wild once, enjoying sex more than any woman in her tight circle of friends, inviting a new guy into her bedroom as soon as she was bored with the last, running through the Kama Sutra and enjoying the way her body could turn men on. That all changed with Victor. Simone’s been through a lot in her life, more than most woman her age would ever be able to dream of, including an abusive ex who crushed not only her physical body but her soul as well. She hasn’t been the same since Victor, at least not in the bedroom. Tim and Simone have a sensual relationship...

Are you learning German? Do you find so-called easy books always made just for children? Well, this audiobook contains a half an hour, humorous A2 level German story for adult learners, created by English author Michael Wolliston. A German story, with British humor? Yes, here you'll get the best of both worlds! Die Ruckzahlung (The Payback) is a fast-paced comedy, featuring three housemates: a short-tempered school teacher, his policewoman girlfriend, and their landlords' party-loving daughter.

Fresh out of rehab, and on the verge of permanently becoming a Hollywood has-been, veteran and (formerly) well-respected TV producer Jillian Newkirk accepts the only job left in town for him - running the ratings-challenged Thursday Night Wrasslin’ for his ex-fiance’s struggling network. Jabroni: noun, 1) One who is paid to lose. 2) In professional wrestling, a wrestler who loses in order to make another wrestler look good. 3) Jillian Newkirk You’ve heard of David Chase (The Sopranos). You know Vince Gilligan (Breaking Bad). Now, meet Jillian Newkirk, the writer of the biggest show ...

Manhattan ghostwriter Jake O’Hara has been meaning to get her so-called love life—and her career—back on track. But lately, it hasn’t been easy. Especially now that her soon-to-be-married mother has witnessed a murder—in a confessional, no less. Shortly after Maura O’Hara arrived at the church, Father Billy Blake—controversy-plagued priest, anti-death penalty activist, and spiritual advisor to a notorious hit man—was shot dead. It’s no secret that Father Blake had a number of enemies—from a scheming drug lord to a dangerous clan on death row. Coming up with a list of ...

This is a collection of 11 short stories based on random dreams that I had. The dreams are weird, funny, and a reflection of my imagination.